I bought President melted cheese, 23% fat content. In the cheque:
The cheese is blue.

Conversation in Smoking:
I’ve only played Dota for three months.
It looks strange for a year.

And my hands are long and curly... but hollow.

New flash mob for girls in contact

We spread pills to everyone:
If you are a stupid pussy - put in status "I am a stupid pussy"
If you are not a stupid pussy - fuck, stand "I am a stupid pussy"

Be careful not to let the kids know!! to

As long as in our hospitals, with the only well-functioning toilet on the floor, they will not stop putting cysts at once to 3-4 patients, until then and will then look for the one who grumbled in the beats.

The unconditional and indisputable laws of the musical world require that the German text of the French opera performed by Swedish singers be translated into Italian for the convenience of the English-speaking audience.

gathered (02:27:24 24/10/2010)
So, do you have a rubber?

east (02:27:38 24/10/2010)
of concrete)

wicked (02:27:56 24/10/2010)
Oh, and how do you deal with her?

east (02:28:12 24/10/2010)
At the bottom of the bathroom.

Tampax (19:18:18 21/04/2009)
A fool, in order not to wash the dishes, puts on them a cellophane bag before eating, then removes and throws it into the garbage, and that’s all! And you don’t have to wash the dish... – He’s a genius! :D

Frost641 (19:19:04 21/04/2009)
I went to the subway behind a package wagon.

Would you have a candy?
No, I don’t like sweets, I love mint.
It sounded like “I don’t like girls, I like breasts.”

The old mill...
WOW: That is it?
xxx: Well now my girlfriend, if I’m delayed and don’t take the trumpet, she thinks that I’m being spit, not that I’m fucking somewhere...

Men who are confident in their masculinity and internally balanced will not open the door, offend women, and mock gays. – Clint Eastwood

The inscription: "Your account is used on another computer" lays my old phone ^_^

xxx: once came a text message, the content of which I do not remember, but the essence is "I go to you, we fuck. Tagged with" Answered "I went to hell, pedic" :)
yyy: I would answer - "Prise, sweet, I’m waiting. Tagged with"

Today the sectarians came to talk about God.
I sold them a tea.

XXX: And the third guy was with you without a coat he’s a drumster what? ))))
YYY: Oh... the drummer... the drummer =))) the solist is ours)

Talk to a friend (d) about Fallout: New Vegas.
D: Luckily I sit - here in front of me some horrible miracle appears, the columns breaks out of hell, and the electricity in the apartment is turned off :'D
I: Haha, new technologies in creating the atmosphere :D
D: Yes, I almost got rid of that atmosphere :'D

...the idea of naming myself at a school party "DJ D.mas-turbo" was bad.

Rage187: I feel amobic: I walk around the kitchen and eat everything I find =)

Girl: What are you doing?
Boy: I am playing
The Devil May End?
The boy: Ugo
Girl: play well
Girl: I wanted to write something evil about school and the army. Then I remembered that you have a military ticket (

A boring couple.

xxx how much?
Half a couple.
XXX is over?
YYY: There is no shit left!

xx: How can you explain to today’s kids why uncles in shape put VLCplayer icons on the road?
Yy: Because the uncle for the opensor!