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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №54932
 15.10.2011
Football match comment about a strong blow from the penalty much above the goal, after which the ball flew high and far beyond the line of the field:
Yes, but such a penalty hit far beyond the gate in Andorra is very dangerous: the ball was hit on the field in Andorra, and it flew to France. The boy ran for the ball, and there was wine, women... In general, a very dangerous blow from the penalty))

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №54931
 15.10.2011
xxx: no, no, no... soon will be so "Send with iPhone 4S, sitting in Bugatti Veyron 16.4, looking at Platinum World Time from Patek Philippe".. )

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №54930
 15.10.2011
This is a city of dreams. You come there and begin to dream.
Dreaming of leaving soon.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №54929
 15.10.2011
Once again, I am convinced that Chihuahua is a blonde breed!

I have a boy of the Chihuahua breed. He will be 2 years old in November. My first acquaintance with him happened six years ago and since then we have been virtually inseparable.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №54928
 15.10.2011
The modern person starts reading a line not from the very beginning, but after the nickname.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №54927
 15.10.2011
- It is time to leave work, it is dark and scary on the street... and there is no umbrella with you... - Ah, and with the umbrella - light and fun...)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №54926
 15.10.2011
Identify the client’s coordinates. Address, phone and ask:
What is your name?
by V.T
Full name and name?
and wate!
When I call you on the phone, I will say, “Hello V.T.”and "
- Yes

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №54925
 15.10.2011
I don’t know who, but I am personally reassured by the sound that the ATM makes when it gives me money.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №54924
 15.10.2011
A washing machine broke in the house. A month ago. Today my morning looks at the newspaper with ads and suddenly says, showing on the photo next to the ad: "And let us take away the apartment for a day".
I am (surprisingly): "Why?"
She (dreamfully): " We wash the clothes".

I look, for sure. There is a great washing machine in the foreground.

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54923
 14.10.2011
I was pregnant with a spiral. A boy is born, I will call him Spiridon.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №54922
 14.10.2011
There are friends of pirates.
I said, from morning to work.
They say, “Take it up.
Was he sleeping?
XHH: I have been fired.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №54921
 14.10.2011
UniCorn: this debut changed his smartphone to Nokia X3 only to answer the question "What phone do you have?"">.<

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54920
 14.10.2011
The mount: HM Bill Gates rented a mansion for $100,000 a month
Does he have money to buy an apartment?

[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54919
 14.10.2011
Today also the case was...I go to the subway, I stand in the corner at the door, in the other corner there is a bitch ordinary...there is, there is a long-haired companion, with a height of 2 meters, but you can immediately see that a bitch...although he is healthy...it is not a matter...he stands up between us with a bitch, gets a booklet about an online game like that, and innocently sits on the pop, reading and smiling...all in a small shower...NOB!Bitch sits down not long thinking too, gets food out of the package and begins to press her deliciously...I think hole?)I sit on the courts, get the seeds and start to click...in general, the people at the next station just didn’t come in, and at the end of the branch to us even a punk seat)))but here I didn’t stand and went out...I have a question...When the Suga of Armageddon will be, I have a roof going from this Peter to blet!??! to

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №54918
 14.10.2011
I was sitting at home for a compot, eating pire with chicken, playing poker on the net, corresponding with a girlfriend and listening to music. The home calls. very on time.
by ALO
- Hello, my name is Natalia, the company is like that, we want to offer you a profitable internet connection. Do you have a computer?
and no. Computer is evil.
What is?
The Evil
The UFO?
This is evil. I don’t use a computer, it takes away life.
and a pause. And you know that through the computer you can find a lot of literature, movies, paintings about religion, sinfulness, the history of Christianity. Do you not care?
Bravo to Natalia! ? This is how to work! If my servant had not pleased me, he would have connected to you.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №54917
 14.10.2011
XXX: Imagine if you have a 19 inch penis?
YYY: O_o by the diagonal?

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №54916
 14.10.2011
The wife stands in the kitchen, the pelmeni throws into the water and releases shimmering and whispering sounds. I sit near, I look at her.
She gives out:
I think if you were thrown into the boil, you would also be hurt and unpleasant.

[ + 66 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54915
 14.10.2011
XX: I consult with various firms about the septic in the country (channeling, engineering communications). I received an email from a solid company:
Are you planning a lot? How many people in the house will fuck?
and all! No smart phrases about filtration, biobacteria, ceramzit, etc. Everything in Russian is simple and understandable. XX: Feels the knowledge of the case and the personal interest of the manager in the client! I trust them to make sorties.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №54914
 14.10.2011
and Yaris:
I’ll miss this couple from three alarms.
I am with two.
Missed by

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №54913
 14.10.2011
Vanilla Viking (23:10:07 13/10/2011)
Discuss the moral and ethical norms of the Elphic princesses
Marina (23:10:13 13/10/2011)
fucking
Vanilla Viking (23:11:01 13/10/2011)
You are not an elephant princess.

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