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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №10200
 22.09.2008
If mankind dies one day, it can be written somewhere.

He lived long and happy.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10199
 22.09.2008
It was fifty years ago – I recall from family chronicles.

We lived in a small town in Altai. My grandfather was the director of the mine.

Practically urban enterprises. The house is naturally wood, c

the courtyard, the saraias, and all the attributes, including the dog in the booth. by Grandpa

Every morning there was a personal driver: in the summer in the car, in the winter in the car.

The Sanches. In waiting for the boss the driver - a young and working man -

He took a butt and smashed the yard, and in the winter he killed the snow with a spade.

The dog used to him and allowed him to work, but all kinds of deceivers, like

The postman cried.

One day my grandfather received a delegation at the enterprise and invited me to the evening.

A banquet at home. Sitting at the table, guests

Together with the owner, they went to the yard to breathe the air. The dog began to run.

to the chain and to the whole company.

My grandfather said, Why is the dog bad? Let him be silent!

Grandfather replies, “He’s not bad, he doesn’t like bad guys.

In confirmation of his words, he pulled out of the sarai and distributed to the guests: "Who the meth,

Who has a tool, who has a tool?

The dog, seeing that everyone's hands are busy, calmed down and no one else.

was disturbed. This is so!

Hi the Serpent!

by Al.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №10198
 22.09.2008
During the night the thieves entered the apartment of Nikolai Valuev and took everything:

Beating, fear, pain and humiliation.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №10194
 22.09.2008
Recently, the admin...
They hired new managers. Everyone has to go to the bank to work. Our admin went for the iron. The next day I planned to collect it all. The next morning I go back from smoking to work. I was told that Admin asked him to come in. I go to the server and see the following picture:
The administrator sits with a completely unstoppable face, in one hand he has an athlon two-core, in the other a socket 775 (in which a slot for stone with legs). He sits and sits with the legs of a stone in the legs of a mommy, raises me down and, with even greater insistence, pronounces “Lehah... I seem naeb@li..."
I’m crying... rofl

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №10193
 22.09.2008
Volcano = Volcano
I have counted!

Volcano = Volcano
On average, a woman’s mouth runs 32 meters per minute!!!! to

Volcano = Volcano
That is, at the price of the oil in 600 thousand, with the average price of the mine in 1000p, a woman must suck 19 km and 200 meters. On the background of our planet is not as much as it might seem...))

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №10192
 22.09.2008
xxxxxxxxxxx:
The engineer can work.
The engineer can work on his own.
A leading engineer can work on his own and force others.

YYYY :
The engineer may not do anything.)

(c) max_poll (sysadmins.ru)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10191
 22.09.2008
In the universe hangs the order for enrollment of students on 1 course. Among them is Tsoi Ilya Yurievich and the inscription with the pen: Tsoi VIV!!! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №10190
 21.09.2008
San4es: What makes a quarrel with a girl... Set up a FIFA, made the computer play with himself and the highest level of difficulty...
I sit with a beer, I’m sick for Manchester – 1:0

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №10189
 21.09.2008
Where and when. This happened at a graduation in the Kremlin, June 23, 2008

The Prehistory. That Irina Rodnina is our great figurist, I knew. But to my shame, I didn’t know what she looked like.

So is it. They are all in the Alexandrovsky garden, already built in a series. An MTV filming group arrives, many people run out to take interviews. I almost give in to the general stream, I go out, and I think: what is the probability that I will be allowed on the air? And if they let it go, I don’t watch MTV. I see – they are standing in the distance, talk Fursenko (Minister of Education of the Russian Federation) and Rodnina (which I did not recognize). I approach, I ask Furs: may I talk to you? He says, it can be. Now you have to imagine the reaction of the repeated champion of various competitions in figure skating, when I give her a phone and ask: "Please take a picture"... :D

I calmly come back to work, and five minutes later they ask me, “Did you see a parent?” I say no, but where is she? They answer: out, with Fursenko stands. I think that’s what she smiled so much... :) Second 30 just stumbled over herself, then I thought – what, will I surrender when there’s another opportunity? Again I go out, I go, I approach Fursenko, I give him the phone and again - take a picture, please! He laughs in his voice, but shoots me with my mother’s curtains :)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №10188
 21.09.2008
If she were the only woman left on Earth, I would have drank all the remaining beer on Earth.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10187
 21.09.2008
A rabbit prefers 10 rabbits with conventional batteries than 1 with a Duresell battery

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №10186
 21.09.2008
The Unity:
on the street a spam mailing list... "bla-bla-bla... printing photos from any digital media"
I didn’t break up... I dug out a five-inch disc drive in the garage, I found a five-inch discette on the market... I threw a photo on it... I couldn’t fuck it(((((( because the blondes didn’t even understand what a joke was about ((((( and you’re talking about the generation of tetris.... :'-

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №10185
 21.09.2008
Well... I wanted to sleep, and again I bumped "Casual"

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №10184
 21.09.2008
We sit on the site with a friend, we rewrite a ask, look at a photo of what is a miracle of a minor. We discuss. He writes to me:
- There in the corner of the photo are the heating pipes, which go to the floor floor below... at the same time she in the photo without a lithium, but with her hands his tights covered... a bunch of stones with words of admiration and so on... Here if I leave a stone there "what you have heating pipes interesting... never seen that two go away at once... we have one tube through the stand goes floors above and below... well... how so... here is great - two whole heating pipes" - then what about me will think?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №10183
 21.09.2008
KarraLL (14:50:41 18/09/2008)
The Pepper!! The programmer...wrote, wrote a proga at his table...and as he grabbed with all his strength and was scared of it, he woke up...he jumped. with the words "what is"..the laptop fell and the table almost turned around.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10182
 21.09.2008
At home it is so cold that the cold water from under the crane seems hot.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №10181
 21.09.2008
XXX is
There was a girl in the ass.) Describe yourself speaking...

XXX is
I sent this body my resume in response.

YYYY
I have a job proposal, I go to an interview tomorrow.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №10180
 21.09.2008

Mi_nor: A wonderful thing – super glue! I now have two super fingers on my right hand. The rest are normal for now.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №10179
 21.09.2008
69 (Different types of letters)
I remember someone told how one smoked on the balcony and the bull fell down, and there the carpet of the neighbor. The bull went straight to the carpet, and the carpet began to fade. Well, two hold the feet of the third, and that bull gets, but it can not get - high. Then he takes the vacuum cleaner and clothes up so that it is not so hard to hold it - it all happened in the winter. He is trying to catch the bull again. Neighbors inflamed the smell of fire and went out on the balcony =) They see a naked neighbor with their carpet dusting up their feet...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №10178
 21.09.2008
I am not sitting on the phone.

V@mpirch@: A with what

Fuck the coffee maker.

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