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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №37818
 24.10.2010
Barracob: For the duck in Beijing, you need a hoy-sin sauce. Where to get one?? to
Kitsune: maybe Tianjin Jiang? Nothing else in the red.
Barracob: No, it’s just Hoi-sin.
Oleg B: Yes, it is mayonnaise cheating!

[ + 47 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №37817
 24.10.2010
About the Gay Parade.
I propose to meet them with a poster type:
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║ We are looking forward to the participants of the international ║
║ the social program on reduction ║
║ the population of the earth. Ura Ura Ura! and #953;
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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №37816
 24.10.2010
I like the VKontakte microblog!!
XHH: Truth is now equivalent to recognition in homosexuality.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №37815
 24.10.2010
A friend broke his nose, and the next day he says:

I come to the injury point, I say I need to correct, well, and immediately started (2 doctors). At the same time, I have a lot of blood and tears from pain. 1 the doctor to the second: ‘Tears of joy’; the second replies to the first: ‘Ugu, and blood of joy’;

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №37814
 24.10.2010
She is:
What do you think to do with NF?

He is:
to drink)

Strange is yes?

She is:
and more...

Have you thought about the liver?? to

He is:
Think of yourself, it’s big.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №37813
 24.10.2010
Malina (21:43:10)
I went into the kitchen. I felt the smell of borst and I got sushi.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №37812
 24.10.2010
Reading "Best of the Abyss":

Hi to you! What is the name of this thing when everyone runs with posters? A kind of masturbation?

They have committed and committed to the following:

What can women do for 3 hours in the bathroom?? to
She is: haha! Men spend 2 hours in the toilet.! to

We are running with posters!!!))
0 = p

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №37811
 24.10.2010
V: guys.. they bought in the hallway nightclub in the form of Totoro)))
S: Well, Fig knows... you go out into a dark corridor at night and get onto Totoro!
V: And you do it!
Then I clean up the nuts :(

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №37810
 24.10.2010
Discussion in ASK:

I think I understand the American stereotypes. Looking at the stability of my internet really seems. That communication is provided by a bear in a hat-up with balalaika, and a bottle of vodka.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №37809
 24.10.2010
One of my acquaintances was attacked by a robber on the street. He fell off his legs, pulled out his bag and ran away. She, falling, grabbed her hand into the pocket of the attacker's jacket and pulled him off. In his hand, along with his pocket, was the cell phone of the fool.
To say the word in the bag was only about sixty rubles.
XXX: I didn’t look at it.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №37808
 24.10.2010
[fr0g] Comet Hartley-2 began to plow with cyanides [22.10 15:37]
[fr0g] terrible news to read
I see terrible headlines.
Saturn suddenly begins to shake.
Cancer Crater Discovered on the Moon
Jupiter is still sick after the recent Planet Parade

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №37807
 24.10.2010
What about the new apartment, is it in order?
Gerych: Judging by the number of installations found - before me in the apartment lived Gordon Freeman o_O!
...: You then behind the ceiling, cockroaches and your head follow, or MB Freeman didn't just come out of this apartment)))

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №37806
 24.10.2010
and Tamerlan:
I told my mom that I would paint a short summary. I took a chicken foot and started telling her I love her and will never eat it.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №37805
 24.10.2010
Mother's Dictionary of Genetics

Ribosome in the core.
Remove your DNA.
restoration of mythosis, amoeba
The mitochondrial DNA
I crossed you with a mono-hybrid cross.
Mutation in the Y chromosome.
Your bodybuilding
A mutant allele in the genotype.
Replication to Interface
You are a graduate


[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №37804
 24.10.2010
If a woman asks a man, what do you think? His decision is finally made.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №37803
 24.10.2010
Sherwood Forest
A couple of years ago, I was sent to film the opening of some trade exhibition at the WVC.
People from the morning a little, everything is boring and unromantic. Each company occupies a corner of three to three meters, between them are partitions.
I go along with them and think: why get stuck?
I look at the computer department, some strange agitation. Man Five looks at the ordinary, gray system block standing on the table.
No, not the usual.
He has a small bunch of multi-colored plastic plates from the barrel, and on the other hand, some sting came out... In the opposite partition of the store, a fine hole, with a diameter of a small coin, appeared. At a neighboring firm, the same hole was made in a beautiful portrait of the family (hole, oil), and opposite in the portrait of the naked (also canvas, oil) I go on. The following merchants had a hole in the mirror door of the built-in closet. Their neighbors looked at the hole in the nork coat hanging on the hangar. There was clearly a secret connection between all these holes. But what...? Finally, I came to the final point of the exhibition, or rather the initial one. In this section, the hole was in a large apple lying on Voltaire’s head. It smells of valerian. Two funny police officers filled the protocol with fun. Nearby wicked men and women passed from foot to foot, crossing their hands on their chest and playing with whiplashes. In the center of the composition was a lean girl, and on her knees was a disproportionately large, death-smelling arbalet with an optical target. Inscription on the wall in Gothic style:
“The Robingwood. Elit arbalets from world producers.
Thank God, the holes were only where I listed.

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №37802
 24.10.2010
You are not in my taste!
- By the way, Madame, you have not tried me yet!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №37801
 24.10.2010
I went to a big sports store. I find a sales consultant and ask:
“Hello, sorry, please, where can I watch baseball beats?”
The seller barely kept laughing: “We don’t have baseball bits, unfortunately, but I can offer golf bits.”
“I think the golf clutch will not look too modest. “Thank you very much,” I said, also with a smile.

Eventually, I bought the bit in the auto parts store. Not an unnecessary thing in the car.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №37800
 24.10.2010
Discover a new law of nature. It is called the law of attraction of the dismantled system unit and is that if there is at least one dismantled system unit at home, then all the men at home will be attracted to it.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №37799
 24.10.2010
<Nyakko> fucking, the tigers of the cat family?
<Micha> A tiger is a cat

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