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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №54892
 14.10.2011
xxx: the sysadmines ended the fantasy of how to name servers
The minerals were already, the rivers ended.
YYY: Name by country or city.
YYY: Nearly 200 countries, cities are also decent
XXX is a good idea. Name of Servaq Uganda
XX: What do you have there in Uganda? We need to overload, let’s get everyone out there.
Tagged: genocide
Yyy: hotter than Honduras, Honduras fell again
XXX: Don’t let him go.
Yyy: not that servaq called a Honduras

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №54891
 14.10.2011
XXX: I feel you are misleading me

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №54890
 14.10.2011
I want to sleep like a dog.
Yy on the floor?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №54889
 14.10.2011
Max, will you find a friend?
WHO TO KILL?
Oh no, it is easier. Will you not give me the number of steams 11 your car on the day 3-4?
Could I still kill someone?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №54888
 14.10.2011
Who would I talk to about the high spirit?
Fries are very similar to cake with hamsters =)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №54887
 14.10.2011
Terran88: Congratulations iOS 5 users, they finally got Android 1.6 functionality

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №54886
 14.10.2011
XXX is
I am reading the ISO standard.
XXX is
In the Inner
XXX is
Instead of programming industry, it was programming indus try. Only one gap, and what effect.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №54885
 14.10.2011
Mostcus: Why go to school if I can catch hives at home?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №54884
 14.10.2011
XXX(00:18:56): I will go pop to shower

UUU(00:19:53): It is possible without any details)

XX(00:20:32): Well I didn’t say that I’m going to wash more.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №54883
 14.10.2011
Yesterday I was taking a lesson in the 11th grade, telling the Bolshevik program of action for the preparation of the October Revolution. The whole class is writing hard... And here one girl in full seriousness asks: “Are you teaching us how to make a revolution?”" I thought... And then another student says to her: “Well, the next lesson is chemistry, there the explosives will be taught to do!”" Then I carefully asked: “And you don’t have a lot of it today?”" We still have an interesting school program...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №54882
 14.10.2011
The epic file is when in two months you learn from the neighbors that there is hot water, just in the summer you closed the stand and forgot about it.

Epic file in this case is when it is, but tomorrow it is turned off for a month.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №54881
 14.10.2011
Debate on the deficit in the USSR
There were times... Memory in our row for milk, the grandmother biddon killed the man... he gave it on the head, and all...

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №54880
 14.10.2011
We discuss the client:
XXX: His name is good.
XXX: Something Middle Between Whiskey and Baccarat
YYY: Agah Viscardi Kolovich
XXX is ?
XXX: Viscardi by Soldom Kolovich))
YYY: gsgg

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №54879
 14.10.2011
10:00 GVladimir Opening 2GIS. There’s advertising "Nuddy? Click here"
I pressed. "Scientology " The PF was delighted!

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №54878
 14.10.2011
Who wants to make good money?

Description of

The exhibition in the art gallery requires a person who will sleep in the exhibition hall from 10.00 to 21.00.

Working conditions - 6 days a week (week-to-month)

Double bed, fresh
white underwear, pyjamas, sleeping pills (strictly after consultation with a doctor).

The Requirements:
Husband/wife from 16 to 25 years
Good health is the desire to rest well and at the same time earn money.

We promise that we will not sell our sleeping in a private collection for anything =)

[ + 80 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54877
 14.10.2011
Comments on Comics.
I remembered the fairy tale about students who, while drunk, decided to squeeze the pasta for a snack. Cooked in the tea. The teak was poured, boiled and poured into it a decent portion of flour products. They left the very drunk to watch the process (probably because he could not move), and they went somewhere. Coming after some time, the friends-students who announced opened up this picture: on the floor, breaking up, a tea tree boils, from the tea tree rolls a thick mass that was once pasta, next to the tea tree sits an absolutely untouchable frame, left to follow the pasta, knocks on the tea tree with an empty beer bottle and says:
But don’t cook!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №54876
 13.10.2011
Gerrito: the female godmother hugs the head of the faithful
Shusen: The female man bites his wallet after the wedding.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №54875
 13.10.2011
petrovich: Judging by the magnets on the refrigerator, I was in Kiev, St. Petersburg, Tunisia and then once was in Karlsberg and Doctor Diesel...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №54874
 13.10.2011
xxx:there is my dad, for example, still listen to music on cassettes in the car and says: I have your discs on the x...yu twisted...)))How to say the taste of color)))
Yyy: You have a sharp file, because you have to turn fast.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №54873
 13.10.2011
The most ordinary hammer has one not protocoled, but truly unique and mystical property. With the help of it in the universe you can for a few moments "disconnect" all sound and light. Unfortunately, after the light and sound return, the finger will hurt for a long time.

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