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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №71973
 23.10.2012
Discussions of the film "Turn Not There 5":

DAGFBI (Off)
The movie porn
by Despod (Off)
Propiary

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71972
 23.10.2012
xxx: I have prepared for myself now such a soup, that I want myself children and borsche and what else they want.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71971
 23.10.2012
A colleague in the office stumbled over a network cable going to the printer. Then he grabbed the knife with which the cakes were cut, and with a wicked look cut it over. Here we sit now, think about how to discuss disputed issues with him, and what to take for self-defense :-)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71970
 23.10.2012
DeadNymph: Well, baby is not a fountain. I mean, bla bla bla.
Mrs. Holmes: In general, yes I even found one plus one.
Mrs. Holmes: You can put the player in the headset if the headphones are short.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №71969
 23.10.2012
My God, I laid out the calendar and, just like Zadornova, I realized that St. Patrick was a Russian. This is Lisa’s father. It is patriotic! 😉

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №71968
 23.10.2012
If your child is smart, then you know exactly who, if a fool, you begin to dig into the genealogy.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №71967
 23.10.2012
I served myself, and the phrase happened to come to my eyes. It smiled.
The Explanation. There is a belief that in the army, brom is poured into tea to reduce sexual drive.

The guy writes:
“It’s nothing more than a battle. I feared for the first two weeks that brom was added to the tea, and I did not drink the tea, and in the third week I started drinking and hoped that brom would still be added."

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №71966
 23.10.2012
Once the Greeks destroyed Troy, Persia, Egypt, Syria, Phoenicia, Babylon, Bactrian... It was the turn of the European Union.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71965
 23.10.2012
Are you afraid to fly? Ha ha!! Yes, after every trip with my wife at the wheel, I first applaud, and only then pull off the belt and rope behind the luggage.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №71964
 23.10.2012
Test - "Learn the name of your future husband".
Question of 1. What is your sex?"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №71963
 23.10.2012
We are going to submit a request with a favorite (l) to the ZAGS. He stands near the closet, thinking about packing new socks.
I: What is it frozen?
I wonder which socks to unpack.
Take any of them.
I wanted to wear new clothes for the wedding.
Then leave the most beautiful for the wedding!
A: With the elephants?and :)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №71962
 23.10.2012
The news is: Buying. "Release and Repeat" How the area "Gopnik" makes a new urban environment.

The comments:
Q: Who said that the rainbow is rainbow? Follow the base!
YYY: The area of glory.
Zzzz: Yyy, you are from which area? Let me go to you too. I can.
QQ: Are we here? They were fucking aristocratic.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №71961
 23.10.2012
The Pharmacy. The seller advertised one of the drugs:
See, this is a new, very good tool!
“I know, I know... My mom treated me with them, ah.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №71960
 23.10.2012
RIBok (09:22:22 22/10/2012)
What can I write about the laundry machine to buy it?

Thermitius (09:26:52 22/10/2012)
A very sharp and dynamic machine eats about 7 socks per 100 liters of water.

RIBok (09:28:05 22/10/2012)
Something big consumption of socks 100 liters = 3 washes, I would have used sweaters so long ago))))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №71959
 23.10.2012
Ask the Russians:
What advice would you give to someone who has moved to live in your country?
Tile by level

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №71958
 23.10.2012
I am in a chair, on my knees I have a cat, on my cat a keyboard, on the keyboard my grabbels... an installation that conveys the shaky balance of our being, the...

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71957
 23.10.2012
Site of Culinary

After eating broccoli cabbage inside you can go to watch your favorite series, not paying any attention to the terrible whistle of dying cancer cells.

[ + 36 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71956
 23.10.2012
Do you think women have their brains?
My miracle goes into the bathroom, I scream:
I bought a new shampoo, try it.
He immediately raised his head:
Why did I buy?
So why why? I saw a new brand, looked at the manufacturer, smelled, smelled more pleasant than the old one. If you like, I will continue to take.
Why a new shampoo? What do I have, scratch?
You don’t have any peels, just a new shampoo. Do not try, do not start?
No, you think I have scabies. Or am I scratching?! to
In panic, he starts looking in the mirror to see the back of his neck. It starts with a detailed explanation of what I actually meant by buying this damned shampoo, up to "you don’t like my smell" Evening cat under the tail...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №71955
 23.10.2012
I have a Galaxy S2. On my birthday, I gave you an extra battery. It was the best gift of all possible 😉 and hyperriper

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71954
 23.10.2012
She: You know, we will never call a child Masha... even if there is a son... The son of Masha is a shit...

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