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[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119333
 11.10.2015
The miracle:

> And you know why? The Romans knew that sandals on socks were a horror.

Poor you are poor, victims of fashion, unfortunately you are straight to tears. In the early nineteenth century, when the ampire style came into fashion, ladies wore light light dresses, half-opening the chest and worn on the almost naked body, and used wool Kashmir shali-pautink as top clothes. Poor women were reluctantly cold, some even died of pneumonia, but the rest went to everything for the sake of fashion. In addition to completely inappropriate to the climate of northern Europe clothes in fashion was to look pale and thin, and in the pursuit of pale women deliberately poisoned with zinc, drank vinegar and starved to complete exhaustion to get rid of the rough and unnecessary health at the time.
And, you won’t believe, the Roman legionaries, however, wore sandals in some shape of socks. This conclusion was reached by scientists who conducted excavations in the English county of North Yorkshire. As the Daily Telegraph writes, proof of this were fragments of fabric found on the nail attaching the parts of the shoes. Similar samples of fabric were found in 14 tombs of ancient Romans.
So think better with your head, what and how to wear, and relate not to incomprehensible authorities, but to circumstances and your own convenience. Moreover, even the world fashion guru Gabbana blasted the entire fashion world this year, posting on the internet his photo in socks with sandals. Who will judge him for that? Is it you? )

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №119332
 11.10.2015
In order to circumvent the traffic jams, he decided to cut through the courtyards. There, a miracle appeared to my sight - from the open sewage hole (the cover was sprinkled to see) a dried, rusty New Year's tree sprinkled. With lights and myths. Man, you are weak - only a few months left to the NH.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №119331
 11.10.2015
Come here :

I put on the car...

"squared" - from the word "pork"?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №119330
 11.10.2015
HH: How is Iljuha?
Well, this deer got the horns again. He ate, and walked on the motif "TAGIIIL" oral:"IGIIL". Good menta was not bound, or terrorism would be attributed

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №119329
 11.10.2015
The brake pads in your car whisper salt diodes.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №119328
 10.10.2015
HOBOCT: In the Krasnoyarsk region, a grandmother barely killed a five-year-old grandson, who did not give her a TV controller.
xxh: I think after this need to revise legislation, permission to store TV at home. It is necessary to limit this right, people are not yet ready for television in society, see what it leads to?

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119327
 10.10.2015
And most importantly, one in ten such children will grow up angry, go to another city, where they will try to get the education they need, not where the "better-knowing" got stuck, somehow knock out and rattle the mat in the tube on parents' attempts to simulate heart attacks on the phone (or try to break contacts at all), and nine will remain the same "carousel," he is thirty, and he rolls on the couch, he doesn't want anything, he doesn't decide anything. What should he do when he has decided everything for him? What to want, if he was killed lack of the right to an opinion and any wishes? Children are future adults, and the unrighteous pet-hammer all his life pet-hammer, who will simply understand when the fourth decade of the authoritarian suddenly change the record and the barrier "This is your life, think yourself, show at least any motivation!" - with all obedience he simply does not read instructions without concrete.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119326
 10.10.2015
Dogs are capable of spotting 3 molecules of a substance per cube. M"
in the space vacuum and then more oxygen =)
Who calculated these data?
222 Academic Pavlov, who is more. He smelled three cocaine molecules with the dogs, and then searched for oxygen in the space vacuum.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №119325
 10.10.2015
Wife in decree.
I work almost every day and go to the shower when I come home.
My towel always hangs on the door to the bedroom.
And then I began to notice that there are still sometimes clean cowards hanging up for me.
Sometimes it looks like that. There are two days, then there is no day. Then there are three days, and then another day. There is no. No system at first sight. But as a reasonable person, I know there is a reason for this. This is not a wife’s shit.
I decided not to ask, but to calculate myself. He began to make notes about the presence of cowards in the calendar. I started analyzing the data.
They did not approach anything. Not the phase of the moon. Not one day of the week. No show and no guests at home. A month later he gave up and asked his wife.
When she finished eating over me, I learned the following.
As soon as there is a small kidder at home, she washes every day. And when she hangs things on the dryer, sometimes she lacks space and in this case she throws my clothes onto the towel, like before the evening they still dry.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №119324
 10.10.2015
We are going to buy an apartment. We go and look at options.

Khrushchev, live an elderly mother and a clearly drinking son of forty years, smoked so that even a tail hang, in the corridor a cat bowl, not cleaned on the day three, embrace, through the wall is heard mat and the sounds of fighting...

Going out of the entrance, the first thing my husband says:

- Come home, I will embrace Ivanych, he's so crazy!

Ivanych is, if anything, our neighbor, a quiet, benevolent drunkard.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №119323
 10.10.2015
My senior once did a task, under which conditions it was necessary to write something (writing, essay - I don't remember already), using a number of words. Most words were perfectly suited to describe some artwork. Well, he began to describe the painting of Vasnetsov "The Tsar Ivan Vasilyevich the Terrible". Apparently all the words he used in the case, but the word "universal" remained, which he very peculiarly absorbed. So, his lord was dressed in a universal shirt. This is about a monarchy coat of gold broken, shattered by sables. The universal dress.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №119322
 10.10.2015
by Christina Bianchi:
You can’t just take all the idiots and move them.
Who will go to the elections?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №119321
 10.10.2015
Saturday morning, we argue with our wife who will get up first to make tea and coffee, after a while we decide to get up together. The wife sits on the bed, looks around the room, then with a grieving voice declares: "I will not go anywhere, I have nothing to wear", then sadly: "Go alone" and again dive under the blanket.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №119320
 10.10.2015
I heard it on the street today.
A young guy goes with a girl, holds hands, often stops, hugs, kisses... And here, just in front of me, the guy once again looks with loving eyes at his companion, embraces and says gently and gently: “You’re what a guy!”

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №119319
 10.10.2015
Nobel Prize in Physics 2015 – $475,000
2015 World Dota Championship – $6,600,000
Prize for first place in the World Series of Poker (2014) – $10,000,000
I have everything.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №119318
 10.10.2015
Yyy: Yandex changed the movie search, angered the crowd... =(
xxx: Yandex is not the first time to anger the crowd))
YYY: And when again?
XXX: for example, when he enters everywhere without soap.
Causing pain
YYY: Is this an analogy?
XXX: Until you said, I did not notice

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №119317
 10.10.2015
Kikimorra: I got tired of zero today.
Kikimorra: In Ahasan, I wanted to sleep so much that I bought two pillows.

[ + 10 - ] Comment quote №119316
 10.10.2015
Fuck you, I don’t fuck about half the posts in the shower. Go to the fuck, Gonzo.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №119315
 10.10.2015
Life Winner: Guys, I work at Silent Hill. He did not say hello to anyone who did not say hello to him in the morning.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №119314
 10.10.2015
Vampir4ik: And I heard such horrors about the line in my time, as people in it with the head as under hypnosis goes, that I have never played :D I didn't even watch, I fear, suddenly slave! :D
Boyanin: I too. So I started playing WoW.

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