The figure reminded me:

If you see the picture
Drawing painted.
The painted plain,
With her eyes on her feet!

Painted Humanist
His green friend.
A sphere, a ball, a parabolic
The Sinus Circle.

Painted Sardinia
Two blue squares.
This is not a picture,
And some shit... "(c)

Description of an animated picture.
We recognize this set of visual signals as a pretty cute girl. However, if a real lady has eyes of the same size, a pimple instead of a nose, a strange mouth, semi-transparent hair and generally about the same anatomy, plus she will put a disobedient curl behind the eye... Well, some will get caught up for the asshole.

XXX is Hi! Come to the wedding next day.
YYY: I will come. What do you suddenly invite?
XXX: I invite you all.
YYY: I am not everything.
Okay, then I’m not inviting you.

Sexy women (on the advertisement, the straw was very beautiful) attract attention and promote the memorization of advertising, goods, services. Without a beautiful woman, I would never have paid attention to the utyug with control over the internet.

Would it seem that it is not so here? Only here in their mass are most often used by women. There are, of course, lesbians among them, but there are no more than gay men. So a naphira? Do you throw female bodies into advertising designed for a female target audience? That just makes me angry. I want to see beautiful half-naked men in the advertisement, rather than feeling outdoors like a woman’s bathroom.

In Pratchet, one of the inherent forces of nature is magic, with its help many mismatches are explained, and the water really fell from the edge of the disc, but here is about the fact that behind the turtle was left a shelf of water is not a word. That is to say, from the end, she fled, but not from the system.
It always seemed to me that the disc in this regard is like a large fountain, from which water seems to flow beyond the edge, but in essence the system is closed.

With Exeter:
If Apple had produced clothes now, it would have been all blinding white, with a single button, and would have been worn strictly through (the pocket).

Oh well ok. Suppose the earth is flat, not spherical. For the spherical planet we have at least some data: mass, diameter, etc. The question to the inhabitants of the flat earth: what are the TTHs on the flat planet?

The artist:

The Truth? Is Ellips not a closed trajectory? The sum of the angles in the oval is not 360 degrees? This is the turn!

If you have angles in the ellipse, draw more carefully.

xxx: The acquaintance laid a collage on the wall with Colin Firth, McGregor, Cumberbatch, Tom Hardy and other beauty chefs with the signature: "British blood - the guarantee of male beauty." He didn't stand up and tossed her footage from his favorite films about football fans.
and OK. We didn’t talk so much.)

NeoLex: The wildest and most incomprehensible thing to me about female psychology is the fact that they can wake up from, scurvy, an expensive gift.
Imagine a girlfriend/wife gave you a video card, for example, and you have heracles, and got up :D

The teacher tells us that they are now studying interest rates in 1st class.
Student: Per to take loans...
Teacher: It is good that loans are only given from the age of 18!
Students from 14.
Is it possible from 14? Poor children! So much temptation.

The processor can be disconnected, but is it possible to disconnect the programmer?
A young programmer can spread up to 88 bugs per hour
A brigade of fucking coders can easily be dispersed... and hired instead of them one normal person.

If the earth were flat, cats would have long since struck everything from the edge.

Bush: you need to re-call the daddy, sanctify the office, or the computers are doing something strange.
zod4iy: ha ha, a great joke!
zod4iy: stop, again??????? to

In general, before the first use of the spell, the wizard does not know what patronus he has.
- Ah, I guess you say a spell and a cloud of mosquitoes appears.
Or even a whale. Stupidly falling from the sky and pressing all the dementors.

Of course no

People, gentlemen, do you seriously argue in the 21st century, the Earth is round or flat?

How can you question stupidity? Any reasonable person knows that the earth is flat.

Do you know the difference between "if" and "if"?
YYY: IF - such an operator is not in 1C
YYY: That’s the difference.

And after all, even the thought will not arise that there are people who do not plan to break the law.
YYY: Plans are not about it. If you sharply include the strongly Orthodox laws of Moses (Orthodox for some reason more than the Old Testament prefer to quote), and the Muslims - the Sharia flood of the 8th century, then 99% will have to be stoned, so that the option remains two: either stones strictly according to the law, or shells in the western right, but with the condition not to carry the wreckage.

at work. An employee addresses me:
Hi, you are a programmer! My home computer is not on, let me bring it, can you see and fix it?
- Sorry, Rosa Markovna, but I do not provide personal services at work.
And why?
It is not convenient to take money from your colleagues.
DAK is good! I just don’t have money, I thought you would look like that.

That night, the neighbor on top stood so erotically that I couldn’t stand it and boycotted lying in bed. Then my emotions calmed down and I realized that it was the cuddling of the neighbor’s cat.