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[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №318
 19.12.2007
From the ASK:
XXX is such a joke
A real man should know foreign and Russian well, literally express himself, play on musical instruments and be strong.
XXX: I think that...
xxx:you go with ballayka from music school-and to meet hop such "get me some coin"
xxxh: and you are like a real man "state, you are not right!" slapping on the back of the ballayka and running))))

Edneo

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №317
 19.12.2007
<OPTIMA> SeX_BomB: I got to 21 in 5 hours

<AlexZander_Zloy> I beat and fucked my grandmother in 5 hours

<AlexZander_Zloy> black and white

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №316
 19.12.2007
I sit, I read the abyss...The door of the room is opened and the mother enters with a small bag, with a white powder inside... a few seconds contemptuously looks at him, then stretches me with the words-"Anu try you"...well how...I immediately realized that the neighbor gave her a cleaner, and she could not open the bag...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №315
 19.12.2007
>> 17:01 You have requested the transfer of the file "M_Worm03.1beta.exe".

<The Witch_The Blonde> What is it?! to
<Karrde> the killer of the wing )

>> 17:03 File "M_Worm03.1beta.exe" has been successfully transferred.

<The Witch_The Blonde> What I'll Earn

>> 17:04 The witch_the blonde leaves the room "IA_BF2_clanchat".

<Karrde> No comments...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №314
 19.12.2007
HHH
You know, I have a friend who has long been interested in Gothic.

WOWU
Oh well?

HHH
Her room is like a closet, everything is so dark, candles, skulls, networks woven by it hang on the walls.

WOWU
Eat it ?

HHH
And I’m so delighted when she says with a loose look: “You know... people... people, they’re so strange.”

WOWU
It’s so cute)))

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №313
 19.12.2007
Did you ever fall in love with the wolf?

And he is not the one who is the one who is not.

Yibayan Ob Hui-giga: He's just cute, fun and fucking good

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №312
 19.12.2007
ALA: You know, when I open the smiley window, I don’t feel lonely.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №311
 19.12.2007
Kill me, kill me someone!

XXX is offline.

Can I get a Ferrari?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №310
 19.12.2007
Will you be my friend?
Indieblood: Abracadabra
Indieblood: A fell, B disappeared
XXX: What is it about?
Indieblood: The Autumn
XXX is winter.
Indieblood: The Smart Bot
I am not a bot.
Indieblood: I am a bot

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №309
 19.12.2007
The Boyfriend (22:02:54 16/12/2007)
Soon is New Year!! Have you ever fulfilled a wish from Santa?So that you want to get more for the new year from me.1st kiss.2nd kiss.3. 4. hatred.5.sex.6.a lot of beer.7.gandon 8.love.9.to spend a new year together.10.to break up.11.groupwhu.12.box of monadarians.I got 3 numbers!! to


Fess (22:03:54 16/12/2007)
12,6 and 12

Fess (22:04:04 16/12/2007)
I love the Mandarin.

The Boyfriend (22:04:20 16/12/2007)
and all?? to

Fess (22:04:35 16/12/2007)
I don’t love my mom and dad yet.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №308
 19.12.2007
XXX is
Why a photo of such a crap?
Not in your face.
yyy &#8206;(18:33):
As it went out, so it went out, don’t hit it.
xxx &#8206;(18:33):
Is it from the phone?
yyy &#8206;(18:34):
Yes Yes
xxx &#8206;(18:34):
From the disc?

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №307
 19.12.2007
by Wolfsider:

I sit. Spam is coming:

Rayzer, 18.12.2007 9:15:12
Really free porn
Without SMS
Without pop-up windows
Without registration
All genres by category.

by Lefield:

Oh well?

Wolfsider: fucks, reference not given (

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №306
 19.12.2007
She is &#8206;
Box of light bulbs - 50 cops, gasoline canister - 500 rubles, watch as the office burns - invaluable!!! to
Prayer &#8206;
For the rest, there is MasterCard.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №305
 19.12.2007
How do you find a good provider or not? very simple.
If you can name at least 3 digits from the phone number of those. The provider is fucking.

and Z-STER

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №304
 19.12.2007
HHH
What is sleeping?
WOWU
All night fucking.
HHH
See also?? to
WOWU
Fuck the girl.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №303
 19.12.2007
The news:
"Putin called Medvedev his successor"
"Medvedev accepted Putin’s proposal to run for president"
"Medvedev proposed Putin to head the government"
"Putin agreed to head the government"

I don’t know they have an aska here, right?

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №302
 19.12.2007
We are on the highway too late, no cars. We see a man with a lighthouse blinking in front of us, we get closer, the traveller begins to blink with his lighthouse right in our forehead. I thought it was a shit, but I dropped the speed for the case. In fact, they are behind the curve.

c) Dophin

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №301
 19.12.2007
YYY Paška complains that after our skies, he still has a big ass.
Whoever has worked, it hurts.
XXX you would try to cancer ride I would pass on you
It’s just a show me.
XXX is tagged
The spectacle is fun and thrilling at the same time.
You are standing in a line on the elevator.
...and suddenly a matting ass runs on you and the kidnapper kills you with sticks... and behind it the trace of the nails
XXX and the condutrial may be enough from unusual

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №300
 19.12.2007
She is:
I will soon start!

I am :
A full moon? O_O

She is:
Full of...

She is:
and :)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №299
 19.12.2007
I walk past the same house four to five times a day. I remember 7 years ago I fell from the balcony on the head of a chewed cocktail. I realized it was a conspiracy and took this place under surveillance. The next two years under the balcony was just undernourished, 5 years ago found bottles of beer, a little later, the volume of these bottles increased to 6 -7, three years ago found a broken two bottle. Congratulations to Chuvak Sen, found the first Gondon!

by Loyso_Pondohva

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