xxx: In fact, Snow White is his daughter, her mother - Spring Beauty, in my opinion))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY Morose’s wife is Vuga, their daughter is Spring, and Cneagurk is the daughter of Spring.

The broken Google.
Learned about the hot trousers problem: my phone got hot while trying to sync the account :)

Why is your mother not married?
dashik: bээээ.. mnnээээ.. here imagine - my notebook is in repair, on the compass collapsed axis, only her netbook works. In two days I can't stand, I steal into the kitchen. In the kitchen from the netbook oret... koooooraaaabl waieieje... I taak love thist stroooooy. Mother, standing on the table, makes an extraction. I get a screwdriver on my forehead and promise to get a tester in my eye if I tore her book. after my complaint: I would have the internet, well, for at least half an hour, without leaving the board and waving the tool, I read a lecture about the bios and the configuration of our comp, my mommy's own hand collected. And they bless: Go baby, you already know everything.
Nastik: and what?
Dashik: At two o’clock in the night, I appreciate the working extractor, the mother knocks her tongue and criticizes the wood on the meter, working a compass.
Your mom knows how to repair the clothes.
Dash: No is not. It costs everything. And if we break the extraction, I will be read a lecture on the principles of the extraction and they will say: go baby, you already know everything... and I will go... and I will repair...

XXX: Have we been charged in advance?
YYY: 15 more numbers
XXX: What is the thread above?
xxx from above
YYY: Officially sealed
YYY: Although, in general, it is so.

Mountainous elves: I hate adult life. When I was a child, I dreamed of being a mermaid, flying to the moon, having a pony. And now the limit of my dreams is to sleep, eat and live to my salary.

We have a server hanging, come.
Call the system admin... Fuck, I eat!

If you want to enchant anyone - you can read the spell over my wife's soup: there is also cabbage :(

Russians are victims of negative stereotypes. Everyone thinks of them as drunkards and drunkards, and this is so enough that they are often drawn to eat and give someone in the teeth.

Discussion of the new antresol in the warehouse:

Everything as it should have been done. But the barracks are traditionally more than space underneath them. And here is the mystery of being: you take the barrel out of the warehouse, you throw out half, the rest you clean up in the warehouse, and it doesn't get there!

by admin! Make a backup copy!! right now!

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YYY: No
XXX: We are not okay with stupid standard questions
Why do you have chicken?

The new employees. A girl enters. In the office 3 people - 2 brightly expressed women and a bearded man. Question: "And who is Paul among you?"

Manul (22.12.2011 21:19)
I’m running under the line...I’m going to code...
RCAPDART (22.12.2011 21:23)
邊嗰隻島國
Manul (22.12.2011 21:23)
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! to
RCAPDART (22.12.2011 21:24)
Don’t worry, I can’t stand =D

As long as one woman does not have it, another woman does not need it for nothing!

The worst thing is the dentist.

When we met, there was nothing. They married in September. We sit and eat dinner. I almost grabbed my tooth from the heat. He opens a box, removes the mirror, opens my mouth in the bathroom with the words, “I’ll just look!”
I watched. He says, "Let me make you a quick sixth in the morning, before the working day, so that you don't go there." What to do, I went.
In the morning, I sit with her in a chair, she is cooking something, putting a boron in the drill, started drilling. He swirls, drills, then says, without removing the drill from his mouth, “Yes, my good man, and who is Katya?”

When an Indian woman agrees, the red spot on her forehead becomes green.

1: I absolutely agree with the author, that’s why I go to bed at 5 a.m. and wake up at noon! All a quiet night!
You can afford it if you don’t have a wife. I don’t like working at night. All the explanations about “working much better at night” she doesn’t want to take seriously.
3: Well, the wife can also learn to program, and the schedule is synchronized ;)
4 of course. Business for 5 minutes.

The evening. I makeup in front of the mirror, the husband in the other room is playing something on a notepad. I scream for him to bring the cotton discs. After a minute I see in the mirror, as he, with an egregious face, carries me a package of CDs!!!! Disc and says:
These are the most cotton, I wanted to throw them out for a long time.
This is what to do with him?

Immediately after the war, the Marshal of the Soviet Union Konstantin Konstantinovich Rokosovsky built a mansion for himself, everyone was envious of him. And he invited the entire Politburo and the entire General Staff to wash... Stalin also came. We walked all night, sang songs, remembered the war. Everyone says goodbye, and Stalin says to him:
-"Thank you very much, th. Roccosovsky, a good children's holiday home you built."
The same day the house was occupied by orphans.

In the morning at work.
I: Today was the longest night of the year
It’s strange, but why didn’t I sleep?
I: The answer worthy of a blonde, it will enter the annals of history
Secretary: Fouououu! What a shit you are!