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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147455
 19.12.2017
X: Let’s go somewhere together?
Let’s go, and where?
HH: Anywhere you want! Coffee to drink. In the bar. in the shops. The concert of Samurai.
The last one is not mine :)
At the concert of Vadim Samoilov! and :)

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147454
 19.12.2017
by 111:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
In the school toilet to smoke, it’s hha, I sinned, but beer!! to
What kind of school is this where children brew beer?! to
by 222:
17-18 years old 11th class is no longer quite children. And with me studied alone, so he went to the army after 9 - go.
and 333:
It’s like a wander-child who gets sent to college very early.
by 444:
Just the opposite.
by 555:
A wanderly soldier?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №147453
 19.12.2017
The only comment on the film:
I would like to address the director and author of the script in one person, Tikhon Kornev. Tikhon, try to enroll in the squad of astronauts - maybe you will become a great commander of the star. Or enroll in the choreographic school - maybe you will become a famous ballerina. Or maybe you will become a unique top-level tokar. Or a famous explorer of Antarctica. It could be... but! Never ever! Don’t ever go to the cinema again!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №147452
 19.12.2017
The Belarusian Currency Exchange Forum:
There is a contribution of 40 thousand in Belarusian rubles. What do you advise? Buying the backs?
Better Valerian and Popcorn

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №147451
 19.12.2017
Maybe somewhere there is a “unperformed lottery”, and we have only unperformed “elections” in the country.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №147450
 19.12.2017
I read stories about small aviation here, and I remembered the yachts. I apologize in advance, there is one unpleasant moment.
Continuation of the story from 26.09.17 https://www.anekdot.ru/id/908605/

Once, my coach and I went to regatta together. On the newly purchased yacht of our factory - the miniton "Neva". We arrived right from the place where we picked up the yacht for the race. They preached. We came to the organizers to submit an application. The organizers looked at us and said:
Why only two?? to
The coach replied indignantly:
Why someone else? This guy is doing well.
is not arranged. He is also a minor! You are what! There must be at least three crew members. of which at least two adults. Exceptionally, under your own responsibility. Usually at least three adults.

The coach thought. Where can I find for twelve days free from all man’s affairs? All the other adult members of our yacht club are already well trained and registered for this regatta on their own on other yachts. The guys from our shipyard section were tired to enter the sailboat. But they were still far from eighteen. I was one year younger than the other boys. That year I went to 8th grade.

The coach left me on the yacht and rushed to our town. There found a willing to join the sailing sport directly in the race mode. The positive man turned out - he tried to joke all the time until he broke. And it broke him all the time... He didn’t get rid of the sailing sport man. As a result, anyway, the yacht was managed by us and our coach, as planned. Only the task was added, and to make sure that the half-blind poor man is not washed off the boat. After the second race, which lasted two days, he asked for the shore. Of course we let him go. I sincerely admired his courage. As it turned out, both I and the coach after the first, three-day race, thought to offer him to stay on the shore. But they were afraid to offend - the man was worthy. Before his departure, he was asked to come to the closing ceremony of the regatta, so as not to hinder the coach. According to the documents, there were three yachtsmen... They drove off the remaining two races. The man, thank him, did not fail - came to the ceremony. There he, to his surprise, for the first and only time in his life was the winner of a sailing regatta:
To warm up! It took five days and I am a titled yachtman!! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №147449
 19.12.2017
18 seasons of "Battle of the Senses" and no one had a guess to invest in bitcoin.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147448
 19.12.2017
Very relevant :
Everyone wants the truth to be on their side, but not everyone wants it.
Be on the side of the truth."
- Whitley

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147447
 19.12.2017
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What fucking thing, me or other people, who don’t know you at all, need to know about your attitude to politics or anything else? You are in a fucking fight! Your attitude to anything. I too, Governor Borneo, am crazy.
“I’ve burned a potato. This is all I need to know about my cooking".
I have cowards with holes. That’s all I need to know about my attitude to fashion".
"My grandmother did not give me. That’s all I need to know about my irresistibility".
What is immediately clear about you, such a mysterious, by this phrase, is that you are a fool or so.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147446
 19.12.2017
From the smartphone video:
Below are three touch buttons - "home", "in guests" and "by grandmothers".

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №147445
 19.12.2017
xxx: this is not a picture of "My husband on the couch". This is a live broadcast!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147444
 19.12.2017
xxx: *flegmatic* Per it wasn't the best idea for a friend's joke to my girlfriend to answer "Such a cow needs himself"...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147443
 18.12.2017
I just brought her three-year-old to her first tree, I expected this day probably more than she did.
And what then? Ivan rescues Fun on a flying ship under the hymn of the USSR.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147442
 18.12.2017
Discussion of Family Life:

newbob: Do you know how a good but new reducer works? The seedlings throw and warm, though in lubrication. Over time, they are rubbed and start working quietly and with normal heating. But the process is mutual. Only the material of the hose should be selected, or one will be erased faster, and it will have to be changed.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №147441
 18.12.2017
Furthermore, the cognac with lemon is snacked, not forgetting to leave the little one.

The PFF! What do you know about subtlety?
Throw a piece of chocolate in a glass of champagne, and then twist with a mixer made of wire from a block - this is a real sign of a refined taste!

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147440
 18.12.2017
I raise the question..what is the hernia in the documents...I turn to the technicians...the technicians transfer the problem to production..the production is coming to me tell me...I say go nahuy I initially raised the question
Idiots are angry.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №147439
 18.12.2017
I called the bank. Such a feeling that the operator previously worked in "sex on the phone".

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147438
 18.12.2017
Goa is washing at every step! Healthcare everywhere and everywhere. Cows on the beach!
Why are they so dirty? What are the reasons?
Cows cannot recycle rubbish.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147437
 18.12.2017
I go to the security department, where I saw the head of the department and an employee of some department (evidently seriously guilty)
“Well, fighter, you only have two options: dismissal on your own, or on the article.
I don’t know, I have to think...
Start: (with open eyes and bloodshed eyes) are you o@#el? 3 lashes of sleep #@%l! What to think!? to
Employee: So how is it? I just passed the test period, not even a month! Do you know who my dad is?
Start: I know, of course, he is the deputy of my emphasized, and he has now begged me not by article to dismiss you!!! to
Don’t make it worse! Let me work!
After I closed the door, no longer seeing what and how I heard behind the door of the armor belt and someone’s scream begging to stop self-judgment.
An hour later, a guy with a red face came out of the office and clearly insulted the evil curse in the direction of the office.
To my question about what happened there, I was answered with a clearly proud face: "I am tired of working here and I resigned on my own.
I don’t think this guy will do anything even as a courtier.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №147436
 18.12.2017
Oksana: How are you?
Tagged with: Huyachu
When to rest?
Tagged with: vodka hyaču hd

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