I thought, what would happen if Neo had eaten two pills at once?

Coming home from the hospital:
M: Look, if you get a fever in the evening and your mood gets worse, don’t scream at me, okay?
(with a sincere misunderstanding in the voice) Why? O_O

Lex: Diman told me: he goes on the street at night, he wants to smoke, and the infection lighter doesn’t work. Well he approaches two charming girls and asks to smoke. Next dialogue - hi-hi, and how did you guess what we can do? You have a cigarette in your hand.

I am deeply convinced: there is no need for higher mathematics in school. Moreover, higher mathematics kills creativity, said Fursenko.

David Gilbert (1862-1943) was asked about one of his former students.
Oh this one? I remembered Gilbert. He became a poet. Mathematics at
He had too little imagination.
(The book "Physics jokes")

XXX: Have you heard it? Man has genes of bones for the penis, and sensitive thighs!
gol: but the creator cautiously commented on them so far.

Hemul (23:36:22 12/10/2011)
Okay, peace :-) I slept in pairs, today I dream that everyone laughs, let's roast too, I woke up from this, everyone looks, including the teacher, and I am like a fool.

G KI can’t get a stamp at the patent department.
A.s : Why?
G KHead of the patent department for 70 years.
A.s : And what?
G Kand today!

My mother is a primary school teacher. From the task to sign the picture - variants of the word "orange":
1) Orthodoxy
2) Arak the Mutant
3) the Aragutant
and Arangamutang
5) The Orthodox
c) the orange

by VKontakte:
Vitek found an egg and now wants to share your experience with you! to accept?
Thanks, I know where they are in principle.

You may know what the movie is called, where the man was buried alive in the grave.
Yyy: Buried Alive
XXX is passive! I can’t remember it for a week...

What did you do last night with that cute girl?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is?
Yyy: Well they came to me... and when it came to the spicy, she said she was a virgin and offered anal sex. Well, I said that if it is ready, then let it go, and when it bended, then I came out: “God, you are mine, how many men have been here...”

Andrew: for the new year colleagues in masks
Who is a rabbit who is a fox
Admin looks at everyone with a smile.
He walks in the mask.

Picture where a guy kisses a girl in the ear
Has he not eaten enough?
He decided to dry up a woman’s brain!
You’re going to sleep hungry! ? ?

I have a dog who has routinely broken off the bond, infiltrated the house and mercilessly seized all the cat’s food.
I am in Ahuah
Cats too

I sit reading the description of the new OPEL Astra, I see: "- Emergency Pedal Disconnection System". I imagined: I was caught, for example, in the winter, so consider the situation almost an emergency, so the pedals were disconnected in an emergency :-(

On the Belarusian news site:

1st Bobry's emergency is the fastest in the area.
2nd A party of Methodon was detained in Bobruisk.

I seem to guess...

<Gedeliks> Oh well gathered here straight everyone does not drink, do not smoke and do sports
<horizon> Gedeliks: Well, I do not drink, I do not smoke, I run in the morning.
<Gedeliks> I don’t believe
<Gedeliks> is not the case
<Gedeliks> And what do you give on holidays?
<horizon> No, I don’t run on holidays.

What fucking thing did you not do at work?
The big, just huge

We were sent to the universe by a psychologist. Twice a week for the last couple he gave us training, such as being more confident and how to choose the next path.
XHH: And yesterday we repeated all the clever things after him. And he said: All complexes from childhood!
80% of students (the remaining 20% slept) understood this phrase as: All complexes fuck you!
The joyful audience shouted it as loudly as possible. At that moment, a dean came to us, a very tough man. I looked at the pale-green psychologist, turned and left.
More, they said, we won’t have any training. Sorry, it was fun.

Soon the fur will be gone...
What kind of fur?
by Coca Cola)