From the morning on television showed whether Mexico or Brazil (he listened) - there every year homeless organizes football matches:
After that, many homeless people return to normal life, find work, housing. And some are even invited to professional football teams."
Yes! I know this team!

Yesterday one girl called (missed the number) and asked why Sergey Olegovich does not ship the PZRK. I would like to get 30 to send it.
You will probably need them after 30.

From the hubra, from the hicktime:

Darth_Biomech: The fact that alcohol does not actually kill the brain is actually sad. It was one of the main arguments in favor of “don’t drink!” Now hope only on the liver, and on the liver most do not care.

The news:
Chairman of the Riazhan Duma Committee: there is no corruption in the Riazhan City Duma
Commentary :
Not even corruption.

"Shoes are like a spoon, everyone chooses their own mouth."

The School of Orator Art. by KLICKO

Cyber: Her Majesty cat thinks a long time before entering the house...
Through go Tajik and RJUT, as I am in the open door ar "KAACTUSSS"

Kama: khm... name the next cat "Jopa" or "Lucifer"?))

Probably, it is not worth watching a series of five films on the obsessive, demons and their (these same demons) exile on the weekend.

We have an economist (ka). A strange person - quiet, as if in his world, speaks somehow wrong (like a robot)... In general, sometimes you look at her and the boy is scary. Like a man, but not.
Usually, when I come to work, I greet almost everyone and today is no exception.
Passing by this economist (ki) I pronounce the standard: "Good morning!". You may have heard it, maybe not, but in response I received "Death".

Maybe you shouldn’t watch so many horrors, oh it’s not worth it...
Then the head turns 360 degrees.

What a strong handshake you have! You must live alone!
Tagged with: alie! I am a rabbit! The Lucky!

XXX^: Soon on Ali you can buy a police officer in a coat.
Yyy: They have been sold off-line for a long time.

Better a strong belief in Darwinism than a poor belief in God

My daughter came back from a walk. I ask what they saw. Well, he says, next to the house, a movie is being filmed, the whole street was blocked by the police.
P.S Burunduk turned out to be a Bondarchuk.

If you take from the receipt the column "capital repair" and multiply the amount from it by the number of apartments in our entrance, then there is a natural question:
Where is the oak parquet, the glass windows, and the Swiss in a library, welcomingly opening the entrance door?

In the student community group:
Who wants to make money right now?
The comments:
1st I will not sell drugs.
2nd Who to kill?
Three I will not sell slaves.
4 is I will not give the kidneys either.
5 is I would like to know some formalities.
6 is No need anymore.
7 is ( by

Where to meet a guy if I am a housewife?
22 in the Dota

to this:
Coffee: So Facebook and Instagram can sell my photos?
Merlin Dietrich: Remember one thing forever, if you use a resource and do not pay for it, then you are not a customer, you are a commodity.
At the same time, remember that even paying for the resource. The difference is that in the first case you have profits when they sell, and in the second when they sell and when you give.

Playing in strategy, I suddenly realized that I applied to the game the principle of the Communists, first of all, the production of means of production for rapid development.

I knew Zen.

All his childhood on airplanes 2-3 times a year with some colleagues commander sent.
Once, when I stopped a man from drinking, and asked him to play chess with me for the hundredth time, he said that if I didn’t stop, he would beat me. I didn’t knock it, but just left it at the airport on arrival, not waiting for anyone to meet me. This was accompanied by an explanatory note.
Interestingly, my grandfather (his boss by the way), read this note, broke me well.. then I flew quietly and did not hinder my accompanying uncles to calmly drink their deserved cognac.

The date. The guy tries to make a compliment:"I like you so much that you have no cosmetics! Beautiful from nature! The girls are...".
And I sit like this... a toner, a cutter, a towel, a milligram of mask, a pencil for eyebrows... a moisturizing, refreshing cream, scraps, masks, a tonic.
From nature, of course.

So pleasant, sitting in a comfortable chair, wrapped in a warm
Inhaling the smell of fresh coffee.
and watch how the various colored leaves revolve in the last
Dance... but the fucker has to get up and go to work!! to

Note to the accountant: if you simultaneously open Chrome, Outlook and Photoshop on the computer, then 1C will brake as usual, but you will not be so offended for it ;)