Go on fucking, all of you. Discuss the children and their parents.

The Internet insisted on advertising hand-made bags (and also with a cell phone compartment) for men:

Documents, rights, passports, money, credit cards... and not only - all of this quietly fits into this stylish, practical male wallet. Quality and good functionality will not leave anyone indifferent!"

The brain automatically searches in the comments for the advertising slogan of this shame: "Fuck it all at once!"

My son has now stumbled. He practices karate (10 years old boy). Returned from the competition. This one tells us, says, we have a boy, Petya. He’s so dumb, so weak, I’m just giving him two accounts in the sparring. I think he won the competition! I am, you see how it is. And I talk about the fact that in stressful situations sometimes some new force appears in people. Maybe he was so scared, maybe he just wanted to win very much. My son put everything in its place. He says, “It’s just us with him in different weight categories: he weighs 25 kg and I 43.

When my girlfriend fell asleep, I started kissing her gently.
I was hoping to hear "I love you" or something like that.
She said only one word: "Macarons"

The Pearl colleagues:

The most surprising thing is that I am not surprised.

Tuesday was a tough day, especially Wednesday.

Fun shaking abs past flew a row of cars to meet the club of summer rubber lovers) Meet the cover for more fairy trying to repeat the brown movement

Pure truth is kept in carefully secreted and specially guarded places. And the truth that has a popularity among the population is very low in the sample and contains a large amount of harmful impurities.

Yesterday I went to the local district centre to the store, there on the door of the store an announcement: "The entrance to the store is forbidden for holidaymakers in bombie costumes" ))

Leonid, what did you do with the three assistants in the laboratory?
Nothing...
Why does the rabbit look at you with such respect?! to

The system requirements of Fallout 4:

xxx: I have a computer three years ago recommended pulls
YYY: What about those who have a computer ten years ago?
Zzzz: jumping out the window?
What about the first floor and the roof?
zzz: then fan in the bathroom
Zzz: Just don’t say you have a shower cab!

A mountain hike? 30 km a day? The Dite? A sincere whisper. You’ve probably never been to a mountain trip.

Wilitatosh: The one who declared war on Russia

Zakhan Alush was killed along with a number of Islamic State leaders in their bunker in the Maarret-en-Numan area of Idlib province.

NICOS08: Yes, there was no war.

Alexander Rybakin: Zakhran Alush is eliminated
The day after the declaration of war.
Probably a coincidence ;)

Drr: It is God who has touched

DSto: No, he thanked for the mosque in Moscow

The authorities of the Russian Federation will stop indexing pensions to working pensioners
ZZZ: And not working?
XXX is just good.

Zhenya
I want a spacecraft.
I don’t think about Nihil.

Heroic
How is it different from your usual condition?

Zhenya
Now there is revenge.

Does anyone know which air refresher best hides the smell of a dead body? A friend asks...

From the Explanatory:
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I ask you to get out of the situation and take action.

> Why is there no herb collection called “Buka suchiya”?

Because official medicine does not consider puzzles therapy. And in vain.

Hello, are you waking up with tea?
YYY: Let him sleep.

I don’t know any animal that eats papers except a cat. A specific cat. It was difficult to leave the papers in a prominent place: what was not described was bitten. The hard cover saved a little, but only from the bite. But not only the papers suffered. Sponges, trees, socks, dresses, plants, curtains, sofas (four pieces!), sliced (literally, she licked for eight years until it broke off) a metal ornament on the door of the closet...
Peace be to you, baby. You burned my things in the furnace of love.

Somewhere a year ago, we had an exhibitionist at the children’s playground. Okay, there would be something to show, or it blows up such that you can't look at it without a lump! And myself is the same. In short, the man is boring and bored everyone very quickly. But persistent and fast - the police did not succeed. And when he came again, one of the fathers walking on the venue, a dull and bearded man with the cry of Allah-Akbar crashed and rushed to him with a knife.
The exhibitionist appeared a month later, apologized, said that he was okay, he was very ashamed, and asked for more Chechens not to stumble, they are now everywhere to him. And it would be nothing, but Misha, the most horrible Chechen, is actually an ordinary Jew. Just a trickle.