Sometimes the flies burn out!
A friend runs along the bridge, catches up with a haish car (the one runs exactly 60), runs, runs next to them, looks over, he adds a little gas - a gait in the matyugalnik: KУУУУDA!

Are you smart enough not to be smart?

I go out of the subway, at the exit a guy without legs, asks for mercy. He threw a coin and asked, as I now think, the most stupid question:
Do you have difficulty without your legs?
He breathed hard and took a pause. And he spoke:
Wow, to the ground!
He is not optimistic! The young man!

Experience is when to replace questions what? Where is? When is? How is? And why? The only question is: Nashville?

A colleague of work tells about how she went to the sauna with her husband. After the story, she gives a phrase - thoughtfully like this:

Now I understand how difficult the work of prostitutes is.

Everything has fallen. and :)

Rabbi
I got a hat at work.

Rabbi
with logo

Danish
Instead of SP?

Nataly
In general, child humanism is a very non-trivial thing. I bought cancer this weekend. Antonha was very worried that they were bad in the bedroom, cold, and so on. But without any thought, I threw them into the pot.

An idiot knocked in the ass:
Free Wind
Do you want me to virtualise you?

I am
Adult transformator bucket, it is time to relieve tension

I go to my friend’s car every night.
One car in the photo, and the other in the hole in the garage.

Requirements for the vase:
We will do
Take off, buy
We will try differently.
It’s all simple, breaking up for nothing.

Epithetics for Foreigners
and bleak
The bourgeois fucking
Fuck you get it.
Are you smoking?
You know how much that fucking shit costs?! to
A little more can stretch, and then buy a new, copy.

In general, girls grow up earlier.
Girls are more beautiful than girls ;)
OVSYAN: and in general, on beautiful girls before there are hunters and all that.
Tatiana: and they are unfortunate ?
Tatiana is broken!! to

HHH
By the way, Yulk! Congratulations to me fucking. My breasts have grown :)

WOWU
Are we waiting for supplementation?

HHH
We eat a lot.

WOWU
and)))

WOWU
Then fuck you!

XXX: People, in our city in general can be found a normal size of 56?
YYY: 56 probably even the dress will be hard to find, not that the cushion.
ZZZ: Shrek does not make cuddles.
XXX: Thanks to you dear!

There are two books next to the shelf. One "Easy Way to Quit Smoking" and the second "Easy Way to Quit Smoking Forever". (They are :

Drunk driving on a motorcycle:

I think riding a motorcycle drunk is dangerous.
WOW: What are you? Are you driving sober? There are 300 kg of weight, 2 wheels and 200 horses! I am sober, even scared to approach him!and ?

The cinema. A surrogate movie.
Men among themselves:
He doesn’t look like Bruce Willis.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY Ten minutes have passed and he hasn’t killed anyone yet.

A real case from my life that happened to me and my girlfriend (ex): She’s standing in the bathroom. I approach her from behind, embrace her and kiss her in the neck with the words:
I’ll eat you now :)
She: :))))) aaaa...wolf :))))) Type - "I am a wicked and terrible gray wolf - I know about pigs"? It is :)
She said, “Is that what happens?” I am a pig, what? Here are the pirates!!!! to
I: O_O

And in the first halve I managed to fall out of the train on the way to the station, after which I did not find what to do there and no longer played.

Young people, never, hear, never do cunnilingus to a girl immediately after brushing her teeth with menthol toothpaste!

When I put a lightning on a child’s jacket, I say, “Rise your head, sunshine.”
Judging by the top, all mothers are angry.

Saint (11:50:39 5/10/2009)
Your brother is sitting at work like a sleeping fly)))
Brother (11:51:05 5/10/2009)
Why is?
Saint (11:51:22 5/10/2009)
Go to bed at 3 p.m.
Brother (11:52:07 5/10/2009)
Clearly what her name is.
Saint (11:52:46 5/10/2009)
Resident Evil 4