From Habr:

Awake: By the way, the external hard drives how many serve in the off state, do you know?

Wendor: I may be mistaken, but my flash drive is the most reliable way to store data.

FTDeBUGgeR: The wall data application is the most durable. Ancient people knew how to store information.

From Questions:
How to find a woman puppet?
The best answer:
You put your index finger on her neck and lead down. The third hole.

There was an incident near the car service.
The men stood smoking near the entrance.
A girl approaches and says:
You guys, I think I’m overwhelmed.
We couldn’t get there for 30 minutes. It turns out she poured the candles.)

What can women do for 3 hours in the bathroom?? to
She is: haha! Men spend 2 hours in the toilet.! to
He: Oh, the question is removed...

A sharp discussion implies the absence of stupid opponents.

Ukrainian and Sal.

We visited one Ukrainian. They drank vodka, ate deliciously, played cards :-) One of the guests, somewhere read a foolish joke that any Ukrainian always has somewhere hidden fat.
The guest once joked - like let's get the salad, everyone laughed.
Two jokes - not very funny anymore.
The Ukrainian went to his refrigerator, he showed.
Everything is - you can take and eat, but specifically salt - not!
And the guest is already drunk and the idea of fixing him is a pebble salad!
No one is funny anymore, rather we laugh no longer at a joke, but at a drunk guest.
He says salad, but where is the salad?

We explain to him with the choir that it is too late to go to the Bazar now, there is no room anywhere and there will be no room, and at all, tie it with your salt!
But if a drunkard gets into his head, it is very difficult to switch the attention, for three hours he brought us out with his nits.
I would love to give him a foolish room - but all the shops are closed at night!

At 4 o'clock the host-Ukrainian did not stand, jumping up. And he says, drown up!! to
And really get somewhere out of the closet a piece of good salt.
No scene: we have round eyes, a drunk guest in the stupor.

In 2003, three Kenyans were killed while trying to get a mobile phone from a local student who accidentally plunged it into a 13 meter deep pit. The first was the 30-year-old radio technician Patrick Lukhaka. To retrieve the phone, he dismantled the floor in the toilet in the girl's house, but did so unthinkingly, as a result of which he fell into the feces along with the stairs, where he drowned.

The second miserable was his friend, who went to search for a missing friend, during which he slipped and fell into the same pit. The third was killed in the presence of the police. Trying to save his neighbors, he was breathed with vapors from products of human life, as a result of which he lost consciousness and also fell into the toilet. And although he was able to pull out, the unfortunate died in the ambulance on the way to the hospital. The fourth hunter for the prize, despite all his protests, the police banned the search for the phone.

From the discussion on the news resource:

"On the bus stop in Krasnoyarsk appeared free Wi-Fi..."

– Wi-Fi, W-Fi... Say better, the urn has finally appeared?

by VadimZ.

You are an uneducated guy! Did you know that the size of the ego is inversely proportional to the size of the member?
M: By the way, my ego is 0.04. Maybe you will go for a cup of coffee?

On the topic of viruses:
For Windos, it’s easier... After all, it’s the most advanced, almost fully automated OS. She will find it herself, set up it herself, launch it herself, remove it herself...
For Linux, it’s more difficult...You’ll be looking for a couple of days. When you find it, you will look for instructions on how to install it. When you install it, you will need to deal with the algorithm of its launch. When you start it, the virus doesn’t work.

Vlad: Recently used on the street the phrase: "Hello girl. Would you like to have dinner with me before I go to bed?"
Vlad: It worked ))

Tell me, my friend, how is life? by 13:29:21
Outside the sea is not bad! In the light there is a cocoa miracle.... 13:37:40
Anastasia is a protein.
And you don’t eat it 13:38:43
Vladimir: white, egge and udv! Am I wrong? No, you are not right! by 13:40:41
Anastasia: Oh, oughty and yeah!!!? to
Where to tell! by 13:44:49
I don’t need alcohol! I am a king without him. by 13:46:31
You are not the King, you are the Holop!
Get a sauce in the forehead! I sweat the sauce 13:48:21
Vladimir: * falls in the pipis*
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah! Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah! Get the Terminator!
Here is a liquid metal robot from the dark quarter!
Noise, fire, end of the struggle!
This is a cat 13:54:09
Anastasia: )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
I’m going to do it ?)))) 13:55:47
Vladimir: ))))) a poet schizophrenic

Survived - on the cover of the collection of children's poems "I got a phone" drawn crocodile Gene with an iPhone!

@lexx: ppt, a friend yesterday came from the Netherlands...and his car shot down this morning...when he went to the embassy...at five meters they say he flew away...but like everything okay
Sergey: Well, he’s just a Flying Dutchman))

by Irina (12:01) :
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by Irina (12:01) :
It is good ? ? ? ? ?

by Irina (12:01) :
Whitehouses

Today I go to the institute, roam in my bag - I can't find a pass. The guard at this time decided to remove the rubber hose in the drawing box of the table. In the end, he can’t stand and says:
To clean up or not?

You are hungry now, right?
Alex is
EVG: Who is feeding you there?
Alex: finance officers, lawyers, accountants)))
No one, I am joking.
Drinking coffee naked
Alex: dressed up and started working))))

Status in contact
Neither the resignation of Luzhkov, nor the turf fires, nor even the explosions in the subway caused such a broad public resonance as a new wall in contact.

x:...killed worms, killed Trojans, killed antivirus, put another, killed the screw, reinstalled, nothing helps! What else should I do?! to
Tag: kill yourself

111: Hello to you! Listen, do you know when canned fish are made, fish are put on a clist?
111: The Captain
111: No more scratches!