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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №54852
 13.10.2011
XXX: I don’t know what to do. I love oral sex.
And my, acceptable, only traditional sex. A is
Like hunting, everything is varied. Polish her
by PiS. And to my messengers. and she,
The Nivaku. Girls, what is the reason?

Tagged: wash

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №54851
 13.10.2011
Do you know what an epic file is?

This is when in two months you learn from the neighbors that there is hot water, just in the summer you closed the stand and forgot...

XsanDr777F

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №54850
 13.10.2011
Don’t get rid of yourself because of your figure.
If you lose weight, we will miss you.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №54849
 13.10.2011
XXX: This country is not white.
xxx: to win
YYY: White the country, scuco!!! 1

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №54848
 13.10.2011
Goose as always...

The match with Andorra
The team of Russia is trying to agree with the team of Poland on holding a friendly match, in order to try the Polish grass! The European Championship

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №54847
 13.10.2011
Ordinary chicks go into the bowl, glamorous - in the laptop.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №54846
 13.10.2011
So let us drink so that they will not betray us, but with us.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №54845
 13.10.2011
Rapid victim
One day, world champion Emmanuel Lasker had to play alcoholic chess with Hungarian grandmaster Geza Marosi for a prize of some mercenary.
The terms of such a game were that each figure on the board is a container with alcohol, and, having taken the enemy figure, you need to drink this alcohol. And for this match the figures were made so that their strength depended on the type and volume of alcohol contained in them.
On the third move, Lasker unexpectedly donated a ferzha, which was a 200-gram bottle of whisky. Morocco, who recklessly accepted this sacrifice, immediately stumbled, and Lasker easily led the game to victory.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №54844
 13.10.2011
- Maxim, and my parents have gone to the country...You know what I am talking about?
M-M-M, Lucia, it is a clown! Tomatoes are brought!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №54843
 13.10.2011
You don’t understand, I always what I want, just nikoya not to and is my goal. I am a winner.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54842
 13.10.2011
Novosti: The evacuation plan now necessarily includes a toilet cabin pictogram.
Everything happens in panic.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №54841
 13.10.2011
Yesterday I had a quarrel with Lenka (((
WOW: What happened? You haven’t seen each other for two weeks. She wrote that she wanted to meet you.
HH: She wanted it very much.
We rented the apartment yesterday and spent the night very busy.
WOW : and?
I mean, I borrowed her money.
Well, in the evening, so as not to forget to give them, I put them on the table.
And now imagine "Morning. She stands up, kisses me, and I ask for the debt and fly out of my mouth: “Thank you, it was a great night, money on the table.”
The hidden meaning of this phrase I only understood when the vase arrived in me.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №54840
 13.10.2011
I walk through the street, the guy who distributes leaflets suits me, I look, a painful thick leaflet, I ask what is it? He says this book! She looks at my stunned eyes and says she needs to be read! I tell him that I can’t read, and he tells me there are pictures! I had to take :(

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №54839
 13.10.2011
xxx: the bugs fucked both discettes with the digital signature of the organization
Are there no backstage?
XXX: the second disc and was a backbone
YYY :....

Ave & Sim

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №54838
 13.10.2011
In the metro. The old lady is God’s fool. with a polyethylene bag. in the bag of melted meat, it slowly drops a fluid of blood color. The inscription on the package: "Today I helped children!"

[ + 61 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54837
 13.10.2011
he repaired the dishwasher, changed the pad in the crane, the wife on joy gave straight in the kitchen. He felt like a German actor.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №54836
 13.10.2011
Comments to the news "On the shootings "The Inhabitants of Evil" suffered 16 zombies":
xxx: "People with injuries to legs and back" long slipped to the hospital wickedly
Yyy: Funny to watch the reaction of the medical staff on the victims
Zzz: Medical staff shot as they could

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №54835
 13.10.2011
Congratulations on TV.

Congratulations to Katy Perry.
The arrival of Dad.

and Dad.

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №54834
 13.10.2011
A letter with a prefix :)
I am Vadim Borisovich. I am in an impasse. I checked the lab. I noticed the mistakes and started counting. I found that Ve is less than Vs- because the maximum negative maneuver overload is -0.96. Consequently, the root is also less than one unit and by the formula reduces the speed. That is, the aircraft is not calculated for flights in a reversed position... and then how to show it on the chart? Do not take into account Vs- or make a performance there? And if you do a performance, how?

Prepaid: What is it?

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54833
 13.10.2011
Now to the question of the chief: "And this has gone into this? answered :
Oleg Vladimirovich has gone to Urengoy! It was initially:
It is TV!

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