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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №71933
 22.10.2012
I want to upset all those who write about the department of theology at the MIFI. It is not educational, but educational. At some first grade, some near-church uncle, not Hilarion, will read a course on the history of religion. This is maximum.
P.S But you are right, our rector is a rare idiot.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №71932
 22.10.2012
We play the "hat", the essence of the game is to explain the word with the help of associations. Explain the word Chuchun:

XX: Connect the chucello and the tundra!
Would you have tuned?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №71931
 22.10.2012
I sit at home and suddenly I want to walk.
X is all! Go, I change clothes and go out (he approaches the closet and begins to change clothes)
Sunshine, can we stay at home? (I roll on the couch, climb into the ceiling)
See what the weather is on the street! And you say "home" (removing the shorts stuck by the pants)
Fuck the cowards.
Q: Do we still stay at home?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №71930
 22.10.2012
I was really scared for the security of our country when I learned that the American husband of a friend, who served in the vicinity, managed to set fire to Niva.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №71929
 22.10.2012
I live with my husband, written by my grandfather. By mail come catalogues from the cosmetic French firm "... Roche", which grandfather says:"Shameless, married for the second year, and everything with a Frenchman is transcribed".

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71928
 22.10.2012
xxx: In the workout machine he did a warm-up on a bike workout, advanced such, with a monitor. I look at it - there is a spidometer. He dropped, ran to 25 km / h, and stopped the pedals, by the inertia of food. And here it begins to come to me...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №71927
 22.10.2012
From the article "what the apartment of the girl will tell":
At the bed is a portrait of her dog in a golden frame with patterns. If a dog is dead, this is a normal memorial photo. But here if the dog is alive and healthy, know: in this house and without you, there is already somebody to chew during meals, roast wool everywhere and sit on the couch with the mistress.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71926
 22.10.2012
Didn’t lions drive out lions after sex so that they didn’t eat their children?
Alina: immediately after sex children usually do not appear ;)))

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71925
 22.10.2012
In the home appliance store, the consultant:
This washing machine also has the "hair" function. That is, if you have animals, then you can turn on the delicate washing mode.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71924
 22.10.2012
20 October 2012 Suleya Station (Chelyabinsk Oblast) I accompany two elderly aunts (over 60 years old) on the train Chelyabinsk-Moscow. On the other side there is an endless carrier. Five minutes before departure, everyone was informed that the train was arriving on the fourth route. After a wonderful quest with dragging the aunts and their bags under the wagon, the morning decided to go to the site of the RZD. The first remarkable message pleased: "During its activities, OJSC "RZD" has allocated 36 billion rubles for the implementation of the Traffic Safety Improvement Program."

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №71923
 22.10.2012
Lenin in the mausoleum is actually alive.
He was just prescribed tavigil three times a day. Just like me...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №71922
 22.10.2012
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What is busy?
Listen, please suggest any good phone phone up to 15,000 rubles))
Sausage on iPhone
Oh Oh Oh, Copy

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №71921
 22.10.2012
We sit on dr, all already subdued, here is the conversation about the catch:
I have been walking for 2 months, I want to buy more proteins so that the mass grows faster
I also wanted to start swallowing, but it was easier to eat.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №71920
 22.10.2012
Dear Admin Father. You can’t change the design of your website by masking it as word2007. I think I’m burning at work.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71919
 22.10.2012
The beginning of the story is that the guy inserted a pneumatic suspension in the GAZ-21 Volga:

One of the comments:
Leaving a native suspension is a murder, and cooking a forged barrel is okay, right?
- In the place of welding, the voltage is minimal - this is the time, Secondly, the forged bar is made of steel 40. Steel 40 refers to limited welded steels so before welding heated the whole part to a temperature of 200 degrees and then only boiled. They were boiled with an unmolten electrode in the middle of argon. Aristod imported wire for steels with a fluidity limit of up to 700mPa. The seams were cut straight to the root. Each sew was prepared in 7 receptions. with subsequent cleaning and polishing to remove surface voltage concentrators.
Okay, I have convinced you.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71918
 22.10.2012
She said she didn’t find the dark angel costume, so she would dress in a normal, white dress for Halloween.
YYY: And how do you imagine it?
YYY: Will run with shock to punish all peacefully stifling witches and demons "with lightning of heaven"
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: And in the morning, the whole of their shabash will be burned with a couple of canister of gasoline.
Oh, she is a good light angel, not an unclean person.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №71917
 22.10.2012
How can beauty save the world if it constantly demands sacrifices?
There is no man, no problem.(They are :

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №71916
 22.10.2012
It’s hard to apologize, isn’t it?
YYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: So I went off.)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №71915
 22.10.2012
<Boris>
A man with a bunch of bags, a jacket and pants in his hands folds his back and enters the sample cabin.
A woman cries out and a man’s voice says:
and oh! I would blow! You are fucking! That is... I wanted to say "sorry, I didn’t know what was busy here".

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71914
 22.10.2012
XXX is
Does he have anything to do with top managers?

YYYY
I don’t think, but I’m HZ. Here as it happens...
A comrade comes.
Month of pasions laying down... hook - top manager

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