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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104374
 21.10.2014
Managers are burning. Gave a text for a page-blind about conducting technical work with a huge headline: "Cuming soon". This is the pleasure of work :)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №104373
 21.10.2014
How to meet after 30? Because if a woman over 30 is single, then most likely she is either a careerist, or she has some complexes in relationships with the opposite sex.
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There’s another option – it’s waiting for you. This is rare, but it happens. Tested by own experience.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №104372
 21.10.2014
I thought you were an educated interesting girl, and you have no interests in life!

Where do you find such dwarfs, and yet you know how to give birth to them.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №104371
 21.10.2014
The style of a drunk master is the only skill you don’t drink.
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And let the snack steal the degree, but it is it that gives balance and balance to the drink you drink.
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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №104370
 21.10.2014
to this
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How to meet after 30? Because if a woman over 30 is single, then most likely she is either a careerist, or she has some complexes in relationships with the opposite sex.
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What a wonderful set of stamps. According to you, if you realized that you live with an irresponsible goat, then you need to "until death separates you" to try to live. And if you leave it, you will be a “carrierist” or “with complexes”.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104369
 20.10.2014
I realized I was spending too much time at work when Google now offered me the address to do homework. And the address of the house marked as a job)))

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №104368
 20.10.2014
[Moredhel] to [Milana Ranewska]
Biana, will you join us in prayer? Well, kind of goddess, let a terrible punishment, plague, lightning be struck by all the priests who engage in homosexuality!
[dfhhzdfbh] to [Moredhel]
If you walk, stand, if you fall. Who will stay in the churches?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №104367
 20.10.2014
A friend called in the billay because of the complete absence of inite. The first call is half an hour of waiting and the advice to restart the phone. The second call - another half an hour of waiting and a country explanation for the absence of inertia in some regions. The third call connects with the chief manager. He is genuinely interested in why we need the internet. A friend replies that you need to look at the electricity schedules. The manager dictates the schedule and turns off. The problem, so to speak, is solved.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104366
 20.10.2014
Oh my girl! Once there was an extortion for illiteracy - "You see a mistake - consider a smile".
I, with this internet, also now often smile.
Oh, but please stop ridding ?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №104365
 20.10.2014
From a listening conversation. Two widows are talking.
It’s been five years and I’m worried about it...I loved it so much.
I am angry at my own. Imagine all your savings, two hundred thousand, put on your teeth. Implants are done. He died a week later. by GAD.
and FF

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №104364
 20.10.2014
Boys boxers do not learn in honey. For one simple reason, 1000 beats in the head are very harmful to the mind and memory. Without memory, neither anatomy nor Latin can be learned. Therefore, above 1 course will not pass. In honey learn fighters, karatists-tequondists, and of course, chess players)))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104363
 20.10.2014
Attempts to prove the stupidity of some nonsense are nonsense in themselves.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №104362
 20.10.2014
I was going to buy a blender for lunch, we are sold down there, and there some French women tried to explain to the seller what they needed. One says: "The flash without animals withaut beээ, mээээ, ko-ko))) And the seller says, we have everything with emals)))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №104361
 20.10.2014
- Insurance company "Protected walk!", hello! What can I help you?
How is it?! Who is the one who is protected? Are you stubborn there?
–...
Insurance Company "Protection-Finding"Hello...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №104360
 20.10.2014
I work as an administrator, there was a task of carrying out in the institution wifi.
Called the electrician to make the sockets on the walls at the ceiling.
So this miracle brought 220 from the lighting of the corridor, that is, in the evening, when the light in the corridor burns - the wifi point works:)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №104359
 20.10.2014
by Nakipelo.
Near the house is diagonally parked Toyota Tundra (almost 6 meters pickup).With our internal narrow roads do not drive at all.Sometimes I really want to look in the eyes of this person and ask:
"Is he so small for you?and "

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №104358
 20.10.2014
I do not drink anything stronger than kefir and sauce.
YYY : Swass?
Zzz: This is German quas. With quastic.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104357
 20.10.2014
A colleague turns my little Nokia in his hands.
A hole in his head, is it normal?
Yes, the ears are in there.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №104356
 20.10.2014
and freezing. The Hunger.
I go to work today. The palaces throw sand on the sidewalk. The pigeons are flying and they are clinging to him.
- This is a new technology: instead of sand they throw bread crumbs, and thankful birds in response break the ice with cloves =)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104355
 20.10.2014
Before I was in the army, I thought I was a sova.
But the sergeant's p*dulls radically changed my worldview)))

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