Proof of flat earth.

Geologists who drilled the Kolsk super-deep well claimed that they recorded terrifying sounds at a huge depth. This is, say, the hell.
In fact, it was trumpeted by the pain of elephants, on which the flat Earth rests.

xxx: The reaction to the black’s surprise is correct. Immediately visible genetics of the person, who lived next to lions and crocodiles. In any unclear situation, increase the distance.

yyy: I think that the long hats they developed being in confusion, on the one hand to fuck the grandmother pleasant, on the other hand - well her naked, you need to increase the distance.

Zzz: especially if a crocodile holds her head

by this:
Lie somehow in the refrigerator a long-lasting yogurt (month 2-3) about which was announced before dinner to the whole large family said not to eat. It is broken" We live in the cottage while repairing. In the morning, while everyone is asleep, I hear my mother’s conversation with her wife. You know the yogurt is really gone. I decided to eat it "to not throw it out". The whole night was troubled."
Can you throw it out immediately? Or yours, it will heal in a few months and it can be used? Idiots b...

My dentist advised me to buy an electric toothbrush.

I bought it today and tried it for the first time.

In my mind, I know that she really cleans well. But the feelings are like I’m doing a fallout to a gasoline engine.

here here :

At my question, why can't the next glass be served normally, the lady, less doubting, declares to me that she throws ice into my glass, the wine, meanwhile, and will cool. The fact that it will be wine diluted with water, she apparently does not understand in principle. ;D...

“Singularity, routine,” she continued, “this is what causes grief. Excursions, lunches, theaters, balls, dinners - and on the whole the goldenness of the wealth beating through the edge. Sometimes even a crunch of ice cream in my glass of champagne can make me crazy.
Mr. Parkenstecker seemed to listen to her with unfailing interest.
“I always liked,” he said, “to read and listen to the life of the rich and the great world society. I must be a little snob. I like to have accurate information about everything. I had the idea that champagne is frozen in bottles, not put ice right into glasses.
“Let you know,” she explained in a complacent tone, “that we, people of empty class, often entertain ourselves by violating established traditions. Just recently it is fashionable to put ice in champagne...."

As a result of correspondence with the customer, "non-transaction" documents turned into "non-traditional".

They do it all through the ass!

xxx: We had a long-haul driver in the army



xxx: A gazelle was attached to him on which he carried food every day from the warehouse to the dining room (this is 50 meters wherever).

The meaning of being afraid of loneliness, if after death all this will be irrelevant? If you are a lonely old man, then fear only one thing you really need: how not to forget about God. He is the only one who can help you after death.

YYY: How can Poseidon help me? You will not expect even normal seafood from him during life, and what will happen after life?

You look at the primitive rod in Donatello’s legs and it seems that his mind is overestimated. The bag!
The battle rope was invented in Chinese monasteries, borrowed by Okinawa rebels, refined by the Japanese. The monks are glad that they did not have to spoil karma with the intestines. The rebels disguise their weapons under a cradle. The Japanese decided to take a different material for the six, so that in case of the samurai with katana without damaging their precious skin.
In general, Don’s intellect and scientific knowledge enable him to effectively use bo. by FICHA!

The problem, then, is that the watchdog does not give permissions precisely by seeking a law by which she can refuse.

This is not the problem, but the problem of the heroine. In working hours, lawyers are looking for laws, and officials are looking for nothing, they have everything found and written. In general, the work of the official consists in accepting one new document (for example, a statement), checking its correctness (compliance with the established form, the number and order of items, the coincidence of the invoice with existing documents, which are attached by the applicant to the application in a different amount) and in exchange to issue another document (permission) of the established form. There is no freedom of creation. If the permission should be the original text, it goes there from statement word to word, there is no other way in the bureaucratic machine.

Many buyers are confident that if the seller works here, he should know everything about the product, this is his duty, he gets money for it. Oh, colossal, at the level of the courtier, who throws the street around the supermarket, but the courtier is not obliged to tell everyone about all the sights and historical facts of the micro district for which he is responsible.

Boy, if you are so disgusting to communicate with people, and the salary at the same time is "like the yardman", then any reasonable misanthropist would have long since left the sellers and took the butt in his hands. Don’t go away, there are only two options. Either you have an intelligence at the level of a methole, and you have not thought about it before, or you just like to cheat buyers. Both options are very "nothing".

I add.

Many buyers are confident that if the seller works here, he should know everything about the product, it is his duty, he receives money for it.

- many patients are confident that if a doctor works here, he should know about diseases everything, this is his duty, he gets money for it.

Many parents believe that if a teacher works here, he should know everything about the curriculum, this is his duty.

- Many customers are confident that if the sanitary technician works here, he should...

You are right. In fact, it is enough to just sit comfortably on a chair for a salary.

> I saw an old woman on a selfie. She chases herself in business along the shore, in a blouse, the shirt is swirled, a radix on her hand. Absolutely charming spectacle.

Under the nose of Eddy.
Who Helps People
ha-ha
Just wasting time.
Good deeds
ha-ha
cannot be celebrated
...and in the riddle a specially trained rat... there was not a crocodile and an unclear earring lemur with a just anger in the eyes?

Oleg: Unix console is killing me.
Oleg: I usually edit the text in the editor vim.
Oleg: And here is the task of numbering the lines. Well, in Wima, of course, for almost any of your wishes there are several ways to realize it.
Oleg: Here is this command numbering the lines in the outlined text:
'<,'>!nl -ba -nrz -w2 -s" "
Oleg: How can you remember this fucking fool if you chew once every two five years?
Maxim: I first thought what you would say.
What a wicked team.
Maxim: and most importantly simple
Maxim: even wanted to ignore
Maxim: and then read

In St. Petersburg was drowned
Helicopter with tourists.
Better to burn the word.
With thick ministers.

X: The caterpillar sat here
X: The whole story
X: I put the guys in one cage. At first they fuck each other.
X: Then they went singing. The crap is crap.
X: And they are like that. Out of the crowd all of a sudden one stands up and crumbles and heads on the sides crumbles.
X: And right away in the other corner another pops up.
X: Here's all the craft jurt snuck ort fucking each other
X: I looked at it and called it...
The word called,
X: Before leaving I cut off the nail...Happy.
X: I can say that I cut out the word and smile)
Q: How did you spend the summer?
You won all the nominations! (the patchwork)

UK: When Zemfir and Bi-2 performed on some Fire, they also thought the world was changing. Only Earthfire and B2 changed.
Whether they became themselves, I don’t know.

C: This is an endless story. A million years ago, the “Time Machine” appeared in Fire. Somewhere at zero. This year is "Leningrad" It never means anything.

If you are not lucky on the love front, return to peaceful life.

I went to a sports store. At the time, there were two buyers, me and a healthy short-cut guy looking at the bit. There was a thick bas behind my back: Everyone stand. It is robbery. I turned around and saw a square man in his years, with a wide smile on his face. At the next moment, the hairy guy hit him with a beat. The man was surprised to look at him, the second blow the guy put him. It turned out that it was the owner of the store, went for the rent, decided to joke. The deceased owner of the property turned out to be a normal man, mentions were not called. He got rid of the blue, and as he said, for the former fighter this is not a question at all. He was presented as the best buyer.

When your mom calls and asks you another dull question like how to use email on your iPhone, remember – she taught you how to hold a spoon.