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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №10117
 20.09.2008
Please make different themes of Basha design. What would look like:
The Excel document
Open photoshop
- Visual Studio
and eclipse
Similar to 1C:Enterprise
Design of AutoCAD
So and so. by own desire.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10116
 19.09.2008
A friend to the DR gave a radio-controlled helicopter
5 minutes after giving the gift a conversation his(M) with his girlfriend(D)

D: I want to try it too!! to
M: No, I am playing myself.
D: Give me a little!
M: I have gone.
D: Oh so is it? You will never have sex!! to
I have sex when I have a helicopter.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №10115
 19.09.2008
The star

The dilemma is when you choose the best way to spend the last.
Money: for condoms or for food.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №10114
 19.09.2008
I have a friend. A creative man, who has mastered the saxophone, plays decently (i.e. I am interested in music.) We work in one company, in different departments. He is a public relations specialist. Recently returned from Khanty-Mansiysk, there were held solemn events to award the leading oil offices of the district. Next is his story:
In the evening, at the hotel, I go to the restaurant. A group of foreigners. Without a translator, they let him go - late already... I am bored, I approached them, met them. They were like musicians. I’m bad in Agly, they’re even worse in Russian. Well, they stunned... beer and vodka... First they communicated with gestures, then it went somehow. Great such men, even photographed... at night they gave up - like late, it was time to sleep... Goodbye, they left. I go to the bartender: - "What is the ensemble?" Barman: - "Deep Purple...."...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10113
 19.09.2008
The man runs on a warhammer. He tells.
I get into the bus on the bus. I was late on my bus. He sat down in another. wild pressure, but all sleep on one another's shoulder. he thought something and in full voice gives Adeptus Astartes. By the way, three seconds. From the middle: Adeptus Sororitas. 0 turns his head. from the tail: orks, orks, orks, orks. Three seconds later, half the bus rolls.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10112
 19.09.2008
XXX is
by STAS! I was in Bulgaria when I went from the disco and saw UFOs!! to
YYYY
Per the wheel has swung up again.
HHH
Yes, but it’s not about that...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №10111
 19.09.2008
Listening dialogue between a boy and a girl.
Fuck you cat!! We had sex on the first date!! But you still decided to break down at least something - I have been persuading you for the third week to go to my favorite coffee shop and try a caramel cappuccino!!! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №10110
 19.09.2008
X% is when you come home.
smoked, you think that they will not be lighted at all, you walk with your ancestors, 3.14 you breathe, happy, calm, and here minutes after 15 you notice that your dad is filming you on a video from your phone...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10109
 19.09.2008
xxx: today saw a man whose passport is "Cheblablinsk"
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10108
 19.09.2008
Example of query on Yandex "colour of the hip of a frightened nymph"... o_O Interested, scattered:
The thighs of a frightened nymph are a shade of pink. (There is also the colour of the nymph’s thigh.) It is pale pink, the nymph is calm.) With this color under Emperor Paul painted the layer of military uniforms. But since the fabric for officers and soldiers was different in quality, the officer’s shade was called “the thigh of a frightened nymph”, and the soldier’s – “the cup of a frightened Masha”.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10107
 19.09.2008
From the forum:

<B_confusion>: Have you ever used laser hair removal?how effective and expensive?? to
...
<-n0name->: The offspring offers Jedi laser hair removal services. Harmless, not dangerous - in cabbage. and Yoda.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10106
 19.09.2008
Forum discussion game HMM under symbian (mobile), topic about custom maps:
Arestant: "Aaaah, help everyone I can't figure out how to insert new cards into the game :( :( please tell the fool. The E60 phone. I read that you need to download the card in the Private folder but why then when I try to get it there, it says "I can't open the file..." :( that I don't understand the fist"

fanatic: "Try through the computer in data transmission mode. To do this, the game must be on the flash."

Arestant: "No comp, I sit in jail"

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10105
 19.09.2008
CCHC
Do you jump weight?

NNN
65 MB

NNN
* may be

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10104
 19.09.2008
Sometimes, she’s such a fucker!
She: And my shit, she’s always writing in the wrong window.
He is my favorite!! It’s not about you!! How could I say this about you?! to
She went on.
He is a rabbit!!! to
She is PZ! The pc! The PC!!! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10103
 19.09.2008
I want to live in Switzerland! I will be! and all.
I will marry a German and live in Germany.
You will be with him in porn.
On: in German
Filed to:home video
Then it will flow into the inlet.
After many years, I am already a bearded man.
With two children and a wife
It is like a barrel with silk.
Find a strange file.
ON: Discovering which in the heels of a white body I catch the movements and words I’ve known since 2008, white hair...
Next to it will be a German, similar to an orangutan.
ONE: He’ll spin it like an inch... you’ll only hear "Yes, yes, Hans, let’s do more"
And a shattering man’s tear will fall from my cheek.
She lives in Germany and I live in Switzerland.
You brought me to tears.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №10102
 19.09.2008
Tash: Yesterday she ate vodka as if she had spent three weeks in the desert, and this was water, melted the shrimp and almost all the pizza, managed to eat even 2 cubes of broth, and in the morning I drink tea and oh give me a sugar substitute or I wash on a diet...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10101
 19.09.2008
The boss promises a bunch of money with the words "Golden rain will soon rain on us". I think it is worth telling him that these words may be misunderstood.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №10100
 19.09.2008
Maturity is when you don’t know who to expect trouble from first.

From children or from parents.



Told by Efim Graiver</PRE>

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №10099
 19.09.2008
Canadian TV Show New Advertising for Electronic Test

The pregnancy. The joyful speaker broadcasts: "This is the most bullshit digital

It’s a tool you can use!"



Told by Vick</PRE>

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №10098
 19.09.2008
Yesterday in the birthplace named Grauerman was born one of the following husbands of Alla

of Pugachev.



According to Vladimir</PRE>

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