There was a conversation with a young couple.

Oh my dear, I will prepare dinner.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I don’t want sweets (
YYY O_O

Anesthesia for the lonely. When you read the best, it seems like he is talking to you.

How long do you work?

Up to old age)

A good drunk is when you have something to remember, but you don’t remember anything.

I work in a media market, an elderly person comes and says that the disk doesn’t work, well my answer on the logic of things let’s check...I take a box with the disk, I open and I am terrified, the disk is cut in the shape of a square, it turned out that he didn’t have a CD-ROM and he decided to insert it into the flop, everything happens but whatever...

It turns out that even a lead debris will drown in mercury. There is no need to explode on uranium.

Only the Russian man sleeps, sitting in the subway and holding a half-liter bowl of energy in his hands, occasionally waking up, crawling out of the bowl, and continuing to fall asleep.

What a dream he has...

You must live in such a way that you are remembered and fools.
No, you must live in such a way that the last thing that the foxes remember is you.

to this

Not people, it's about winter, I suggest wearing bright green hats with bumps, if we don't get acquainted, so at least break)

Kyle is you? O_O

Do you have something that touches and does not touch?
Oh my socks.

There was a friend in the guests, so he called the sanitary technicians, such as why there is no hot water in the dishwasher (he has a shower in the bathroom, a bead, a dishwasher and a toilet). Well, the sanitary workers (three) came, crashed into the bathroom, and we with them. We opened the door and looked at the tubes. There are four blue valves and three red ones. Further talk: D-friend, C-santechnics
D: Oh, look, there are three red valves, that’s why there’s no hot water in the dishwasher!
(Further, three pairs of sanitary eyes look at him at the focus for 5 seconds)
Q: Do you have hot water in the toilet?
D (not confused): I love, you know, to dig into hot water! Rush did not last long.

Congratulations on the double!!! to
Roy: I’d rather be sorry :)
Children are the flowers of life!!! to
Roy: Oh fucking, two nails

The King (19:45:15 4/09/2009)
you found yourself in the middle of the desert, go to the bitterest settlement for 3 days, there is no connection, but there is water and food, that is, all 3 days there will be neither thirst nor hunger, next to you lies a single slice of 200 kilograms of gold, cut off from it part is not possible, and you know that it can easily be carried by sand, there are no identification signs nearby. Your actions?

The King (20:01:13 4/09/2009)
Are you here?

mi K$ e® (20:01:29 4/09/2009)
I think :D

The King (20:01:32 4/09/2009)
Does greed not allow you to just get out of the desert and live on?

to this
we show the drawings of the prepuce on a sketch (the grandmother is very similar to Faina Ranevskaya in the way she expresses her thoughts)
"What did you write to me here...Perpendicular??? You’re so perpendicular to your girlfriend you’re going to squeeze, and I STRONGLY NEED 90 degrees!!!!" ;))
_______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
Pietro is still teaching.

Why is Natasha so evil and wicked on everyone? Is the monthly coming?
See also: AHA The Monthly. On the contrary, they did not come.

21:33:21 << Senya went to the cafe
21:33:24 << with the ancestors
21:33:26 << and I struck
21:33:30 << high quality
21:33:36 << there was a telec Samsung
21:33:46 << I have a proga in my palm...
21:34:09 << on export can be controlled different household appliances as a controller)
21:34:27 << I added and decreased the volume on their telephone
21:34:31 << channels licked
21:34:36 << ))))))))
21:34:44 << with palm
21:34:51 << you would see the roar of the waitresses when they tried to turn him off, and he turned on one of the religious channels... here you willingly hit God.

There is such a winged phrase - children want to look older, men are smarter, and women are younger and stupider.
She: Fuck... I am a child... and a boy...

Here's the electricity returned from Dacia
2: How is it?
1: Yes, it is normal there, but on the road you can shoot a horror film: the cemetery of lying policemen"

Going to the supermarket on an empty stomach is a bad sign.
There will be no money

Read about extractors: Ardo extractors track your appearance in the kitchen and increases engine power and lighting as soon as you approach the plate. And the rest of the time, I think, she sits in contact and the passies lay down (=