xxx: I wiped the wool hat, it now tightened and became smaller by 50 sizes.

YYY: Less than 50 sizes - so it can now be dressed for the household! This is the same in winter.

News in the newspaper.
Rockets that landed in the 90s are coming to freedom.
That’s what I think – so many collector’s offices divorced...!

You know, I like you very much.
Do you like it, or would you like to tell your friends?

@maxgrishin: feeding a cat - the speed on torrents increased by 7.5 times. Here is Karma.

If you want to know whose equipment it is, just turn it off.

xxx: the saying about irreplaceable people ceases to work when you go on vacation (

xxx: Today hanged on the wall a breakdown calendar with anecdotes.
XXX: I have to blush. In the end, I am on December 17.

Message on the forum:

Urgently!! to
I am looking for a taxpayer for the Tax Code of the Russian Federation, Part II. Federal Law No. 306-FZ of 27.11.2010

XXX is
Fucking cats under the horse.

XXX is
I opened the window rysya (my cat) on the window rack used the window

XXX is
The cat saw her and cuddled.

XXX is
jumped out of the first floor window.

XXX is
And on the brick wall he tries to get to us. on the second floor. The Romantic Hero X)

The morning was an anecdotal.
SMS arrives at 4 a.m. I jump (the sound is good, so I hear the vibration), I go to read. "Good morning" wrote to me from an unknown number. Not very good, okay. Once he exploded, he went, poured water, drank, wrapped himself.
At five o’clock comes the second SMS, “Have I learned?” – I begin to doubt the reasonableness of the writer, because I’m a boy.
It’s 6 a.m. and how many watches do you have now, kiss? Why are you silent?" - I barely calm my nerves and swear to myself not to be nervous.
And in seven, as a culmination, the third "Excuse me, not you". And the fourth ":("
Your mother, a stranger, was lucky that I didn’t know him.

I sit and look at the matrix, so to speak to refresh the masterpiece, and here comes a letter, an invitation to an interview. I'm worried about the sender's signature, what do you think to go?)

"Stolbova Olesya Anatolievna
Department of Recruitment and Development
The Human Resources "

xxx: Please tell a car within 450 tires, running on diesel or 92 gasoline
YYY: How many letters?

My beloved stumbled from behind, raised on his arms and threw.
I was scared: You don’t love me!
He: It is not true! I caught it :)

I come home one day from work, I approach my entrance, a woman opens the home phone in front of me, well, I go after her to the elevator. The elevator was on the 1st, it opens, it goes in, I follow and I say, “I have a fifth!” Then the woman turns around and with cries runs out of the elevator, pushing me and rattling, taking the heart: "Lord! How you frightened me!! I will go on another!"
Well, I smiled, pressed my floor and went...
She would know that after her whizes I barely put on the pants.)

X: Isn’t it you in the game yesterday with Nick Aleksandra?
Alexzandra: Cheap Chinese counterfeit.

AAA: Who thinks about online discount coupons projects? Who used and what?

BBB: in the aquagallery with a child went for 180 rubles instead of 600

CCC: Used several times, every time - either the car is dumb washed, learning that they are washed on the stock for a quarter of the price, or they are dumb cut, or you can wait an hour after the recording - because 5 minutes before your recording came a customer who does not pay the full price, or the delivery of any food with a huge delay.
A lot of practice is simply absent in the auto school coupon - but the coupon does not say this, for example. Crossing and falling together.

BBB
I do not know...
In the aquagallery, all the fish swam qualitatively, the morena came out of the pot in time, the shrimp did not hamle.

Sorry, I am just nervous.
She is nervous*
On the first, in more detail.

XXX: You graduate from university, who do you see yourself at work in what position?
YYY: I would like to do such a unique job as to have one boss and no subordinates.
Mary, the housewife is not a profession.

News on Mail:

"Russia destroyed Andorra and broke the Euro".

Well, logically, once in football such problems, why not destroy a small harmless country whose team prevents the Euro.

Gopster: What are you doing?
moiseeva: I drop debian on the notebook and put FreeDos there
moiseeva: tomorrow will come from the dating service, asked him to help set up the internet on the notebook ^_^
Do you start a relationship with lies? :D