(Two graduates of the Military and Space Academy)
Artem
by LOL! Don’t look at the "Martian" with a whimper! I haven’t seen any greater bullying over everything we’ve been taught on space themes!)))

Evgeny
by Scucòbia!! Where have you been before!! Yesterday I watched the Martian "Martian"!! I and King rotated synchronously - he was in the grave, I was on the couch!))))

I walk in the center.
Girl, can you ask me one question? A guy is addressing.
The mm?
How do you understand the expression "red beast"?
“An unbearable but very attractive woman – I honestly answer, correcting the red rope.
Here you see!! - solemnly shouts the guy to his red companion - I have even said that this is a compliment!! to

One of my bosses, a regional manager, admired her half-loaded Queen of the 90s: “Excellent car! True, I was in an accident on it recently, and even in the trunk the concrete mixer has been lying for a month..."
She has a private house.

Series "Guardians of the Galaxy"

The Stone:

- The series is translated and pronounced by the collective with the vocabulary reserve of Grut.

Cherry: People who take LSD are losing weight.
It makes sense. It is not easy to get to the refrigerator when it is guarded by a dragon.

Glinko: So is it. You won’t see the dragons.
and cherry :(

"This is always the case: if you are a beautiful woman, I am a hero and I will save you, if not - well, take a breath there for yourself.
Butterfly is scary?
Butterfly is scary. It sounds like the name of one of SOAD musicians.

18511, you described directly the situation near my house. Almost almost. For these "gavric" and 50 and 30 meters is not the limit. As they correctly noticed, if possible, they would take the children straight to the party.
P.S Three cars crashed this morning. Two nose, and one of them another carried a child in the ass impressed. Demonstrative...

Daria: Reporters came again, with a large plate on the car
AcManZ: Will they eat?

From Yandex:
"Olenya caught on the territory of the hospital in Kolomna"
Did he not have enough space?

Reading that replaces the thought process is useless for spiritual development.

Joseph of Egypt

Not so long ago I visited my acquaintances. Child of Year 4. He convinced me to play with him in hiding. I closed my eyes, counted to ten, and went looking.
Where is my vanilla? Per by Diane? not eating...
Maybe behind the door? not eating...
Maybe behind the curtain? not eating...
Maybe in the closet?
Voice from the closet:
He eats...
I missed the closet.)

There is a long-distance driver at the parking lot. He prepared food, sitting in the cabin eating. The dog passes by:
Hi my colleague.
What kind of colleague am I? You are a dog, I am a driver.
You live in a booth, you eat from a bowl, you sit on a wheel... Come and the owner is... That’s how we live.

And he’s fun "agugates" and sucks.
The feet...

And you’re still making fun of the stuff...

Insert an external HDD into the USB port. A message is issued that the disk must be formatted before use. Dialogue with colleagues:

I (with an excitement in the voice): Guys, I insert a hard disk here, and the wire offers to format it. Is it very bad?
This is very bad... ((
I am (with regret): It is a pity ((
Colleagues (with sympathy): What, the important data were?
I (tristly): Aha ((( Three Seasons "The Kitchen" There was a...
Ladies and gentlemen: Formate up!!!! to

xxx: Brother, before going to bed trying to move the cat to his room: "Musa, go - I created!"

Andren Paciga: And what are those who actually measured the ambulance?? to

Rin: Well, it was a couple of times for the sake.
Usually a girl just knows how many centimeters her palm is along and across.

And what about the guys?? to

Whc: Sorry, but the guys - measured by the ambulance

From the buddy of Sisadmin, I’ll just leave it here:
We do not have information in our bodies, it needs to be recorded, solve this problem!

A familiar administrator explains the principle of operation of a network transformator:
These two parts are by no means connected. Do not pay attention to the wires.

Fears of Sisadmines and Blondes:
I come and he hangs.

In the new apartment heating with automatic regulation
A smart house, a fool!
Set the desired temperature.
xh: If the sensor records cooling below the specified threshold, the gas boiler automatically turns off.
I installed this sensor.
XHH: Right above the gas plate, and they cook at home at least three times a day
From the point of view of a smart home, it’s built somewhere in Africa because the sensor always shows +40°-+50°.
HH: Therefore, you don’t need to throw more.
The Giants of Thought, Crazy
It is cold :(