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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №21038
 05.10.2009
I would drink coffee with milk now and listen to Lara Fabian.
[0:22:36] xxx: mmmm
I would drink vodka and listen to Leningrad.

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №21037
 05.10.2009
I was stuck with a friend in the elevator. Called the elevator, they said you sit, what a technical problem, how to solve it, so the elevator and will go, in general we sit in the darkness, anecdotes we trave, then a friend decided to smoke, got the last cigarette and flashbacks, and in the box 3 flashbacks, well, the first is broken, the second too, I take a box from him and start myself. In general, it all ended up wiping out all the sulfur, not the fate of smoking... When we were pulled out, they said that the elevator was stopped because of a gas leak.

by Svezlo.net

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №21036
 05.10.2009
I look at the world with blue eyes through my pink glasses, and everything is purple to me.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №21035
 05.10.2009
A review of the film "Judgment Day":

Alexey Rating: 4+2 17.02.09 20:16:46

I liked the movie! I was just upset that there was constantly cacao background music, it was hard to disassemble some scenes! Then the movie ended and the music did not stop, it turned out that I forgot to turn off the internet radio!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №21034
 05.10.2009
I got my car number r404or*** three months ago.
I was tired of the already drawn letter "E"wash up... (((

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №21033
 05.10.2009
The Jews :)
This type of connection is: 100R.
Pincet for pulling the squeeze for the connector such as: 3500p.
O_O

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №21032
 05.10.2009
I (23:06:24 3/10/2009)
This gesture

I (23:07:35 3/10/2009)
Flying means going home. At my left, there is a man sitting in a sweater and with a beard. Then the captain begins to say, "Dear passengers, Captain Alexey the Clear is talking to you."

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xDD

I (23:08:13 3/10/2009)
The most amazing next. I and a man on my left side at the same time and not thinking: "Good, cap!"

I (23:08:18 3/10/2009)
O_O

huthy (23:08:41 3/10/2009)
A good reason to meet.

I (23:08:56 3/10/2009)
I suspect him in disarray.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №21031
 05.10.2009
I think the supercomputer in meteorologists serves to implement increasingly complex algorithms for the generation of random numbers?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №21030
 05.10.2009
Girl: Where will we go today? and :)
We have an extensive cultural program ;)
Girl: I won’t go to you in communion!!! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №21029
 05.10.2009
xxxx
The Chukotsk nekrophils " with the song "From eternal frost you come to me..."

UUU
This from where?? to

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I dreamed

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The temperature was high.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №21028
 05.10.2009
I climb the ladder to the second floor of the supermarket. She is a guard. I ask:"Is there a toilet here?" Answer:"I don’t know, I’m only working here for the fifth day". ......

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №21027
 05.10.2009
Civil marriage is a demo version of family life. For in 30 days you have to either buy something expensive, or make an offer, or go away.

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21026
 05.10.2009
News of the t. The Schnobel Prize:

Swiss pathologist Stefan Bolliger was awarded the prize for his research that found that an empty beer bottle is more effective than a full bottle in a bar. As Boliger concluded, a bottle filled with beer breaks faster, and an empty container is stronger and has a great striking effect.

I grew up in Nizhny Novgorod, I know it from 12 years old.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №21025
 05.10.2009
He: Do you not like role-playing games “crazy”?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Will you be a nurse? Or a maid? Better than a teacher>=D
She: no. I came up... I will be a fitness coach... in short shorts... and a beacon... and the guy will be pressed on my orders... I will still have a pink whistle)))
He: You are not thoughtful =)) and what will you do then with the guy when he clicks back a hundred times =))
She: I’ll be lying under it)))) At this time...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №21024
 05.10.2009
Humming is a slave idea of power.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №21023
 05.10.2009
My sister, a long time ago, when she lived in the communal, had a neighbor.
A bitter drunkard, but not a debilitating. A very quiet man, an electrician. Very friendly and unrestrained. But a drunk. In the community, the grandmother is mostly. He gives them everything, and helps, and repairs, and brings, whatever is dear, always. But the Bukharik. Very quiet and invisible.

And his grandmother had (and his grandmother had already had) Megera. Always so. It is in his tail and in his tail. Everyone regretted him. Yes is. It happens.

One day, he went home in the winter, and ticked a bottle of vodka in the stall at the entrance.
Not to get the enemy. Ticked and lost. I cannot find it in the morning. He was killed, he was killed. He will find, but not there. He said, maybe you don’t remember? Maybe there was a bottle? Or is it not Sugar? And he will only shake his shoulders sadly, and he will jump out once again. I am sure, that is. It will come, it will be even more sad than the previous one. and breathing. How not to breathe? Do you know what we have? By February of this year! Not a bottle, the gastronome can be lost.

My sister’s heart didn’t stand. She went, bought a bottle (or was with her, I don’t remember) and blinked quietly unnoticed into the shell from the edge straight, closer. The throat even squeezed a little. And – oh a miracle! The man found her immediately. Happiness has arrived! The joys of the community had no limits. They all left immediately. They did not know exactly what to do.

In the spring, six more bottles were removed. Or maybe more. Six are only officially registered, so to speak.

We have such people.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №21022
 05.10.2009
A teacher of Russian language and literature from Torzhka hacked the site of padonkaff and corrected all spelling and punctuation errors.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №21021
 05.10.2009
Answer to:
The Comrade!
Just like in torrents. Give up – give up.
I read the page of the Best - sort out the page of the Abyss.
Bring it to them, guys.)

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The first post on the border that embarrassed me
(I went to dig in the abyss)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №21020
 05.10.2009
I have a soap type. a fascinating film-black guys black members fuck black girls in black holes..... directly remembered-in the black-black city...in the black black street....:))))))

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №21019
 05.10.2009
On Monday, an unknown person seized a polyethylene factory with puppies. Two units of the special forces have already joined the bandits, the third unit is desperately resisting.

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