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[ + 61 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54812
 12.10.2011
ximik (12:21:36 12/10/2011)
My wife came from the medical examination.
ximik (12:21:40 12/10/2011)
Writing
ximik (12:21:41 12/10/2011)
Lilit (12:10:02 12/10/2011)
Gynecologist Writes Congratulations
Lilit (12:10:06 12/10/2011)
Fuck what?? to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №54811
 12.10.2011
Kyu (22:45:01 11/10/2011)
You are a little trick!

Kyu (22:45:05 11/10/2011)
Oh is

Kyu (22:45:05 11/10/2011)
not you

Kyu (22:45:16 11/10/2011)
You are a sociopathic ass

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №54810
 12.10.2011
I guessed on-line on the book of fate. I asked a question in the work section. The answer was this:

Find and embrace the cat. Cats bring joy.

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54809
 12.10.2011
When I was a child, my grandmother struck me a fist in the face when I tried to take cream without asking. Since then, I have learned that stealing is not good.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №54808
 12.10.2011
Cake (19:17:37 08/10/2011)
Already on the network? How did the operation go, baby? of live?

NFox (19:18:36 08/10/2011)
I leave morally. I will never go under a knife to a known surgeon again.

Cake (19:20:02 08/10/2011)
And what? Uncle Jura raised you, he loves her, right?

NFox (19:22:17 08/10/2011)
and ah. He loves. This did not prevent him from hanging a mirror over the operating table. And in the process it is joyful to shout: you see, this is superfluous, we will cut it off.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №54807
 12.10.2011
Terminator
We got two pictures, two pictures.
Terminator
Walking
Terminator
My birthday was on my finger.
Terminator
Because it is in every picture.
Terminator
Some are alone)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №54806
 12.10.2011
Pepe and Nick :D
A polite sniper, Pandora
Hm yeah yeah. That is what I say.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №54805
 12.10.2011
Milla, boldly crumbling them in an awhile dress-cake, Bloom, jumping next to the sword on the overweight, the "Zenit" shirt and the screams of "CANAL!!!!111" and me-eatenly flying into the smoke of something fun Jack-all-that-your-mother-Haircraft. Have I forgotten anything?

Does life teach you nothing?
Captain Jack the Sparrow. by Pi-Tan

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №54804
 12.10.2011
Do you not digest tablets and touch phones?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I am a retrograde.)
I like women who are cultural and intelligent.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №54803
 12.10.2011
Gusev's commentary in the match against Andorra:

Is it Pujol, or Pujol... let him be the artificial grass of our stadium...God, what am I talking about?! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №54802
 12.10.2011
Announcement on the dating site: A young romantic princess will meet a prince who will uncover her captivity, fill her life with joy and take her to the sunny island. Don’t give an anal!!! )

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №54801
 12.10.2011
My child started to argue with Matt. Maybe in the garden, maybe in the street. The fuck knows him.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №54800
 12.10.2011
Zzzz: Something is broken in me. I want to fuck.
YYY: That means you’re healing.
Zzzz: What do you recover from?
YYY: You know, the dogs are checked for the nose to be wet, and the girls are checked for the nose.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №54799
 12.10.2011
<@Dimentius_old> I am looking at some music theory seminar
<@Dimentius_old> host: "And here in the 15th century it was not possible to play Triton: it was believed that if you play it 9 times, then the gates of hell will open and the devil will come to you".
<@Dimentius_old> voice from the hall: "metallists, are you recording there?"

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №54798
 12.10.2011
Gingerlynx: I have a question about the list of mortal sins. It includes despair, but there is no murder. Does this mean that I can kill miserable people without fear for my afterlife prospects?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №54797
 12.10.2011
How subtly and delicately to hint on a girl that because of online games her ideal model figure turns into a bag of potatoes? and ((

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №54796
 12.10.2011
xxx: he looked at the second meter - 3 hours 25 minutes 46 seconds
xxx: I understood that I was putting the pelmeni to boil and spotted for 2 minutes
Then I remember I’ve eaten them :)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №54795
 12.10.2011
Koresh one of my in Stalker played - two weeks because of the comp was not out.
Then we sat down, drank with him at the doctor of a common acquaintance so he proved to me that for the microbes, the toilet is a zone, and every slive is an emission. And yes, after it you can find artifacts.

[ + 72 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54794
 12.10.2011
Teacher of Physical Education: 'In Physical Education means we do not have sports costumes, and as in the area to walk, there will always be!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №54793
 12.10.2011
Loll, called the TTC, asked the settings for the macbook, at the end of the wire of the officels, switched and there was a dialogue:
Support Service (1): What do you have?
I (2): MacBook does not connect to the Internet via the hub
1: and the connection was created on ppoe?
2: Yes
1: Strange
2: created by default as on win, all in auto mode, DNS server did not write
1: Did you find the DNS server on mac'e?
2: Yes
1: What do you want from us?
2: O_O

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