The easiest way to fight smoking is to allow smoking only in gay clubs :)

A friend does not have a personal life, signing up in a bar, he talks to a girlfriend: a girlfriend - you don't understand, all women want attention... a friend - a mess and removal...

Is that how they meet? All seriously?
They, you know... like Mulder and Scally, work together, occasionally mess up and never get married.

xxx: I am going to go.
Our psychofac is next to the Faculty of Economics, sometimes economists tell us what’s going on there.
KHH: No, I’m not talking about paying lectures at all.
HH: But the last story just shocked me.
The second course has a new predecessor, which often pronounces the same phrase, in case or without. At the beginning of the lectures they conclude, after how many minutes from the beginning of the couple he will say it, one girl told me that his lectures are now a good option to earn.
Fuck, I fuck them.
Tagged: fucking

Sorry I am drunk.
by Fuck
I don’t gather anything, but I’m anybody.

Nyashka: Come, take me away from here
Bear is OK. I will dress up and fuck.
Nyashka: Autocorrection, what are you doing? Ahhaah stop it!

Yes, a lot of loaders yesterday fell, silicagel under the rain carried...

She: What are your plans for tomorrow?
He: I don’t know... And what do you have ideas to do?
She: Well... Let’s look at Kamasutra and decide what we’ll do tomorrow.)))

What is the relationship between the girl who went to another girl and my dinner today?
There was a chicken and there was no chicken.

Only by putting on the brackets, I realized that the best food is hard, sticky and sweet.

I understand that in 10 years the streets of the night city will be illuminated by priests.

Q: Why are you naked? OOO
YYY: Because I have split up!

"20.02.2012 the recruiter received an agenda to the military commissariat through the GES, however, on this agenda did not appear, because. The agenda was drawn up in an improper manner: it indicated the date of appearance in the military commissariat, but there was no date for receipt of the agenda. 05.04.2012 the recruiter was called to the military commissariat through the place of work, however, on this agenda also did not appear, because. It was also drawn up in an improper manner: it indicated the date of its receipt, but there was no date of appearance at the military commissariat.

xxx: greetings
Hello, I want magic
XXX: Avada Kedavir

I read the movie "London is in chaos. A military plane carrying something dangerous crashed over the city.
The first comment: "This is a container with Ukrainian officials transported in transit. Now the Kingdom of Pipe."

Yesterday I passed by the haishnikovs, without rights, felt like a penguin from Madagascar... we smile and we smile and we mock :)

Hummer-killer: the current that on the balcony 2 black individuals of badly long appearance, each 1.5 meters in height asked not to break them on their knees
Terminator: Do you divorce animals?
The Killer: Broken Hood
Terminator is fucking?
Killers: Not their own.
Terminator: So guess, what do you do, my puppies still do???? to

From the discussion of the drawing:

xxxxxxxxxxx:
The boy is half-haired.

WOW :
The last word should be taken on arms - it is convenient for them to indicate a breast of zero size.

Alyona17: It's hard when the former is an Aitishnik
Masterstop : Why?
Alyona17: Well, I am now writing to my boyfriend "The wind off, it fell into the bsood - I put new wood, I will go into the rebut". I came after the rebut - he didn't understand and was offended :(

On YouTube under one video found a comment "how I like the sound when pressing my finger up for comments!". And why am I not surprised that this comment has 16,000+ likes =)