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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №144514
 04.09.2017
From the composition of the student of 4th grade "How I spent the summer".
"The light of the sun..."

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №144513
 04.09.2017
XXX: It is unlikely to you, your GG. I’m not criticizing, but do you know what your imaginary friend’s real life would look like? No is? Home-working house of family. Sometimes I give. And most often: work work.

What and why is Capoeira?

YYY: Well, I don’t know... maybe because it’s a black slave battle dance?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №144512
 04.09.2017
In this regard:

In the store, my grandmother asks.
Do you have a Terminator?
The seller did not blink the eye.
It is!
There is a payment terminal.

And the grandmother just wanted a squeeze for the coaxial network cable...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №144511
 04.09.2017
This
To register an IP, you need a bank account. In order to open a bank account, you need to be in the IP status for at least six months.
Nothing like this, at least, in the Russian Federation. To register an IP, write the simplest statement and that's all.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №144510
 04.09.2017
And why doesn’t anyone write about an official who rejects grandmothers in trousers and men in expensive cars? It is just a celebration of something.

Can not, it is painfully written, fingers from the keyboard scratch.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №144509
 04.09.2017
I will get up early in the morning,
My favorite sofa.
Everything hurts – back and legs.
There is a road to work...
But now he is free,
I won your mother!
This chopped potato,
to dig in a year.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №144508
 04.09.2017
Picture with text about what would be better instead of monthly came a little gnome with a cake and said "Congratulations. You are not pregnant"

I like this universe.your young man is cooking dinner, creating a romantic atmosphere. You come to him and breathe sadly: sweet, today no. From day to day, I wait for the gnome. I cannot be with him.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №144507
 04.09.2017
To learn, to learn, and again to learn, as the great God said.
YYY is Lenin?
XXX: No, according to the accreditation of the academic Ramzanka Dyrova, this was said by the great Allah!
YYY : LOL! exactly!
ZZZ: I remember this from Omar Hayam:
If I were a bitter man with a big beard,
Without looking at fear,
I would learn Russian only for that.
What Allah has said to them.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №144506
 04.09.2017
The child puzzled a mystery: "A grandfather sits, he is dressed in a hundred coats, who clothes his grandfather, he dies in torment." I am afraid to ask him until now...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №144505
 04.09.2017
C hubra, discussion of improving the quality of life and extending the life of mankind:
28 years in 1017: I lived a good life.
28 years in 1817: I have 11 children.
28 years in 2017: I'm not ready for a relationship.
28 years in 2117: Maam, I’m up!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №144504
 04.09.2017
Rare idiots shouldn’t be seen so often.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №144503
 04.09.2017
and Morg. Something happened to the water pipeline, they caused tearworms. The problem was found in the "node" (I don't know exactly how it is called), the "node" was in front of the refrigerator door. A minute before the teammates arrived, one of the employees entered the refrigerator. The carpenter, I don't know about it, set up in front of the refrigerator and started to work, having a conversation:
It’s terrible here, and suddenly who of these will get up...
You are straight like a child, in fairy tales.
It was at this moment that the door opened in the back of the slacker and a voice from the refrigerator said:
Ladies and gentlemen, let us go, right?
There was a lot of censorship.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №144502
 04.09.2017
The wolf is weaker than the lion and the tiger, but in the circus he does not perform.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №144501
 04.09.2017
Here are the dogs that smell drugs at the airport
They are put on something in advance.
Q: How are dogs trained for bombs?
What does it mean as
I found an explosive - got a coke, a good boy

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №144500
 04.09.2017
The Picaba:

xxx: the paper is written that there are no claims, and not about getting babies, if so, then everything is smooth.

YYY: Are you a lawyer? Or a lawyer?

I am a sofa pitball.

Zzzz: I see no reason not to trust this man.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №144499
 04.09.2017
In the store, my grandmother asks.
Do you have a Terminator?
The seller did not blink the eye.
It is!
There is a payment terminal.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №144498
 04.09.2017
The child puzzled a mystery: "A grandfather sits, he is dressed in a hundred sweaters, who clothes his grandfather, he dies in torment."
Except for Tutankhamun’s mummy, nothing comes to mind.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №144497
 04.09.2017
It seems to me that posts about the fact that from September 1st schoolchildren will disappear from the internet, schoolchildren write themselves.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №144496
 04.09.2017
I have several acquaintances:
They wear gold because they like gold.
They wear silver because they like silver.
They don’t wear anything because they don’t like to wear jewelry.

After reading all of the above, you can read them.
Poor because
1 buy cheap gold to give something to a lombard
2 buy silver because it is cheaper and there is a lack of gold
3 can’t buy anything.
b) the subordinates of t.
They want to show their status.
2 and 3 want to show that threads like everyone and in principle do not carry gold

There are a lot of text as they can be called, and so they are normal people, just like different things.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №144495
 04.09.2017
Kulstori about the guy and sushi reminded me of this:

Don’t think about cuddling in the roof:
Strike the current – you will die!
Even if he passes there,
Maybe it is better to die...

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