Korean (15:01:19 12/09/2008)
How is the proga called by which on the grid you can see what is being done on someone else's car?
Kadrin (15:05:07 12/09/2008)
Jaebu
Korean (15:05:26 12/09/2008)
OK is
Admin at our work his friend (also admin) told us:
Closed it means users access to the basement. In what one of the users promised to make a doll like him and tick it with needles. The next day she changed her mind: she said that she would make a server doll and plunder it every Friday at 4 p.m.)
I’m going to get sugar now! 😉
DDD: I’m crazy with refinade, short... I have one sugar (round) from a pink box. The second is a square, from a blue box. Probably a boy and a girl. I have now thrown them both into one cup (there is a little water left at the bottom) and I watch them melt...there they melt, cuddle in each other’s sweet arms, fuse in the impulse of ecstasy...and...mmm...I’m their KAAAK NAAA boiling water on the back! Ohhhhhhhhhh 😉
Mmm, fuck, you probably have an aural job.)
XXX is
I have a little boy who likes to do...
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Mined =
I decided a colleague at work to tell a story from his fun, rural youth. The whole group was lying under the table after the first phrase: "They take me drunk to fight."
Volch: I started to plug the paddle with a stepler, so as not to hide smaller relatives in the washing machine. Fuck, why am I so late?and :(
Shortly we came there with a guy, collecting a new computer. we put it, and it does not rub, we open the system... and there next, the operative is absent and both slots are glued with a warranty sticker
The Deputy Head of the State Department said that Washington still considers Moscow an “aggressor”, but intends to preserve for future generations of Americans the possibility of cooperation with it, for the benefit of today’s Russian leaders will not be “at power forever.”
The Americans really didn’t understand anything yet? :D
A couple of English. There is a homon in the audience. The student can’t stand it and (evidently interfering with the phrase in his head) shouts out: “Do you let me be silent or not?”
He: Sooner or later you will drag me to the toilet and rape me, ahung!!!)))
What a shit you think of me.
He: I don’t think you are what!!))
I’m... a little hopeful...
From Forum
And I had a funny case: I came to the European Auto Show with a girl - helped her in choosing.
In the Salon, the ball of the kathi - no one manager, we walk - the air pine, we read the releases. The guard complained, approached: You, I see a Japanese car driving?
and yes!
Why did you come here?
Russian pilots: “The American pilot showed us a bottle of whisky. And we are his canister of alcohol!”
Do not demonstrate boiling activity - you are not a tea worker!
Told by KYŠ</PRE>
happened recently.
The friends call:
– Sanek, we’re coming soon, we’re not far away, we have a plan and we’re already smoked.
(Everything happens in the Netherlands and grass is legal here)
What I answer:
I am waiting for the brides...
I thought they should have been with me 45 minutes ago.
I call and ask where they are. In response, we are at the corner.
Stay in blockage. Well I think friends really smoked, because the block nearby
My house is not at all. I go out on the street, I walk around the corner and I see these
balbes on a parallel to the road parking, in front of them a number of parked
cars, and they are standing, angry and signaling to empty cars standing in front.
I didn’t go to them any longer, but puzzled... I haven’t laughed so long ago, and now I write.
You have this story, and the muscles on the face and stomach still hurt.
Filed to:flying Dutchman
Discussion: http://gb.anekdot.ru/gb/361983.html</PRE>
The pilot of the commission.
of growth?
and 182.
The Weight?
and 84.
The spirometry?
This is what else?
How much do you blow out?
A liter two.
The book contains four...
This is on holidays.
Told by www.dreams.org.ua</PRE>
An employee approached me, asking me to write a note on the provision of the Internet, I decided to get astonished and wrote her this:
"Official report
Dear Peter Semenovich, there are so many important events happening in the world every day and I, as a person with a broad perspective, need to be aware of everything that is happening. Most of the employees of our bank, coming to work, first get acquainted with the news and discuss what happened in the morning after drinking tea, but I, due to the lack of Internet access on my computer, can not support the conversation of colleagues, in connection with this all the rest of the working day, I feel depleted, which of course affects my working capacity.
I ask you not to neglect my suffering and to satisfy my request (it is in the interests of the bank in the first place) and to provide me with access to the Internet as soon as possible.
Forever your Ivanova Anna!
P.S Many of our employees use the free internet provided to them not for official purposes at all, but about this in more detail in the following service note..."
Who knew what, her trust in me was so great that she didn’t even start reading, and carried out immediately on the signature... the second week no longer speaks to me...
Novokian (15:08:56 14/09/2008)
You have a sexual brain.
kuna (15:09:35 14/09/2008)
0 - O
novokian (15:09:53 14/09/2008)
Plays
Novokian (15:10:00 14/09/2008)
It is a compliment
Novokian (15:10:07 14/09/2008)
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kuna (15:13:25 14/09/2008)
Moreover, I understand where all my problems come from, apparently, customers, seeing such a sexual brain, can’t hold on to the ego.! to
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Just for tea? and ;-)
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Even in my early childhood, when I was shown on TV, I was struck by a moment in one of the last series, when a rabbit, controlling a small jumping robot, fights on swords with a huge wolf robot.
They say cats can treat people, feel danger, and so on. Currently one of my cats dribbled, eaten to the debris and there at the dish falls and sleeps >_<