XXX: Do you watch TV at all?
YYY: Only in the morning before work.
XXX: What kind of broadcast?
and the clock.
Xxx :?? to
yyy: well in the corner of the screen against the background of moving pictures

Reviews of the keyboard on the site of a large computer manasin:

xxx: today came to the store for this key. found. we open the box, and there instead of black glossy white matte.In addition, the colour on the box is indicated black.they at least check which goods they bring?

YYY: It is not white on it, it is just a protective film

xxx: ah)no one comforts - some of the staff are the same bear as me

From a review of the Chinese car from the automotive forum:
And the water from the front glass got into this barrel flowed over it and went straight into the filter, and from it to the salon.Because of this, the glass was constantly sweaty.Elimined the problem by covering the filter with a box from the width (China will help China).The flow has disappeared, the glass will no longer sweat..."

Commentary :
The author is good, on spare parts does not save - "original" put:) I think "analogues" such as Bigbon or Rolton would not pass for a long time:)

Here are different inscriptions about Victor Tsoy on the walls seen, such as "Tsoy-live", "Tsoy-dead", but, fucking, only we have written at the stop:Tsoy-Eye!

Go to work again!
and burn! = = )
Imagine you are repairing the house, sticking wallpapers in the room. The customer comes in, and says: "You need to urgently move the toilet from the bathroom to the middle of the kitchen! I also chilled! I have to". Well okay, you drag into the middle of the kitchen, add water to fill the barrel. And here is the customer: "o! Go to Eat! wallpaper then, and shakes let the laminate be glued to the flow in the room, and then the tiled window on the balcony is glazed, and pocher that the slive is not undermined (the customer says: as long as the stack is temporarily placed, we will take it out with our hands, and then we finish it), and pocher that the stand is not yet closed and from the upper floors everything is broken...presented, right? Here we have a happy with the same site conitor for six months! Let me lie!! to

of Habrabrabr. The article "Hacker on the screen"

xxx: 19 October 2013 at 16:28 # (citation)Unfortunately, this has nothing to do with reality.
All the rest is real?

yyy: 19 October 2013 at 16:52 #
And the work of the water piper is not as exciting as it is shown in German films.

By the example of quotes went to enhance sexual education. I started reading about mines on Wikipedia. It turns out to me my whole life did not pass as I thought, and I was engaged in irrumation, as a rule. At the age of forty, my eyes opened. This is like a third-class child who confuses menstruation with contraception. Shame now. I am afraid to continue reading.

When the last tree is cut down, when the last river is poisoned, when the last bird is caught, only then will you realize that money cannot be eaten.

BBB: And you in the midst of this apocalypse would just eat...

A gorgeous stamp was now allowed by one girl, telling about how she was harassed in the cafe by a guy she didn’t like )) "On this even the flow from my side didn’t go" she wrote instead of "speaking" ))))))))))

What do you know about urolithiasis?
Because you sweat.

I'm such a puppy, I'm contextual advertising recipes for cakes and dresses, and you're here with your sexual enlightenment about the right mines... I'm going to mess up the history of searches to the hell!

My 6 year old daughter said, “Dad! “Are you a Superman?”
I said “Of course!”
After all, any dad should be a superman for his daughter, but for every case I’m interested:
“Why did you decide that?”
She said, “That’s the smell of soup.”

28 years, it's time to step down and order a prostitute at home :(

I doubt this:
A caterpillar on the road. I like to turn them out, then they slip to the other side. So I turned it, and then a girl I knew said:
Maybe she’s going to get her kids (unfortunately).
I first laughed, and then, walking 100 meters, I remembered that today is Mother’s Day.
I had to go back to get her back in the right direction!

— — —
The goose is a child. A mature insect that can have children is butterflies.
So you may have brought the disobedient child back home from the hustle trip. Then I turned back to the blade again.

discussing how four group members have already made tattoos in a month
XXX is
Now Polina Fedoriev has a tattoo.
YYYY
Plus one
XXX is
I think we’re going to have the worst group.
Besides that, she is the most sounding and listening rock. I am the only one (I am the only one)
YYYY
Definitely
XXX is
to bleed! I understood! We are the same band with blackjack and prostitutes!:D

kav: we corporate policy provides for the correct replacement of the word "delay" with tolerant "historically so has been"

From Habr.
Genius schoolchildren evolve in front of their eyes.

Denis Popov takes the existing software, makes it his own foul and pairs it to journalists.
Alexei Babushkin just makes a foul and pairs it to journalists.
Well, and Rufat Mamdley pairs journalists with a foul that he doesn’t even have.

I invented a drone gift.
Skr: We will come on his day and congratulate him on Twitter all night.
SK: We will not pay attention to him.
Skr: Type of Hipster

If you can afford to eat a spoonful of caviar every day, you are an oligarch... or a simple guard on a fishing kit in the Far East.

Dear "hosts" of this website! What a shit to put more quotes here! On four pages, the same quotation was repeated more than five times!
Hate to do that!?!0 0 O
Not honestly angry...