Tank biathlon: Only in Russia is possible traffic accident between tanks of Angola and Kazakhstan!

A friend says:
I walk with a dog, the dog does not especially like people, but, in general, it is tolerant. We go along the uralmash, suddenly a seven-year-old boy drew nearby and asked if it was possible for him to chew a dog. Well, I answer him "Try it". The dog did not accept the expression of affection from the small and cried slightly. The boy jumped away and asked indignantly, “Are you?” I am my own, Orjonyikovsky!
O_O

From the accidentally heard phrase - "They are twins, they are three and six" - something felt in my head.
And only seconds after 5 arrived, that is, years and months.

It will not be surprising to find out that
Many psychopaths become police officers.
Lawyers and doctors.
In the first place among the psychics.
the position of "General Director".
This is evidenced by a 2010 study.
by Paul Babiak,
They interviewed 203 people.
Participants in special
The training.

Until I was 19, I thought sarcasm was a type of cheese.

You are wrong, it’s all logical... If you just fuck, then you can joke... The main thing is to be on the move... But if the relationship... We’ll continue the analogy. If you take the machine from the salon and take care of it, it will never be deceived... And if after fifteen masters, you can wake up in the cabin.
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So it works in the reverse )))) On the fucking woman (especially a virgin) some dragged man? Keep the virginity!
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Why treat this virginity? The girl wanted, she lost. The man wanted, he lost. and all. To humiliate someone for having sex is idiotic.

Admin said he had a bad day.
xxx: And he entertains 3 randomly selected nicks from the online.
xxx: As it turns out, the random number generator has a sense of humor.
At the end of the day, admin made fun of himself.

XXX: My father came home. The mother meets him at the entrance, there is a question: where he was, with whom he drank and why.
Reply: I am pleased
I met a long-time friend and decided to drink. Just he was drunk and I wasn’t"

Ukraine has said that the $30 billion promised by the West in the form of aid is not enough.
With such arrangements, the bourgeoisie will still pay Russia to take away an enthusiastic kingdom-state.

With the plane:
Cat for the crawl: will convince any capricious, very gentle and affectionate

I have been trying to add 4 different pieces from the United States to Skype here for several months. I did not understand why they chose me. I asked why, if we knew him, etc. Here it turned out! For the fifth time!
I am like a cottage. I have a black cat on the avatar, and status: even worse I'm black... It's really epic. They’re sorry for me because I’m a Negro!
In Russia, they are violated.

EXORciste_jabber: I have a Samsung TV for something knocking in the Yandex o_O
t1gor: looking for reviews in the market

The questioner:

A small man of middle age with a suitcase full of very unusual tools, and in 3 minutes carefully opened the door so that it could be locked on all the locks for the night, and after a minimum repair in the morning (pick back the carefully removed plan) in general fully restored.
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Now attention, the question is! If a super-puppy-hard door can be opened quietly and without any problems in 3 minutes, WHY do you put them like that? Nevertheless, thieves will not be saved, and the owners can bring trouble. And sometimes - fatal (I am about fire, if anything).
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You won't believe, but any door can be opened in 3-5 minutes, and it's not about the door, but in the qualification of the opening. I assure you, an extra-class specialist in your apartment will not be useful, he does not need it in vain, there are more tempting goals, and from any shantrap and fairly standard metal doors of good quality perfectly protect.

Names given to children by parents:
My name is Ivor. by Ivor Alexandrovich. I am curious that the name is ancient Slavic. The most advanced people remember that something similar is happening in the Baltics. Only I know that all this is shit. Ivor is the clay elephant from the Third Heroes, who gave bonuses to the elephant-shooters.

I bought a cat riding mouse.
My husband (42 years old) and his son (13 years old) played mouse all night.

The cat watched them from the back of the couch, as if saying "give, continue this show" :)

ddd: For some reason, from the entire course of Georgia’s history, I remembered only the title of the post introduced by David the Builder: mcygnobarthucey-chondydeli :)

I have a very busy Saturday today.
I was invited to another spa room this morning.
For the third time, I was inherited by the soap from another family member.
My card was blocked, unfortunately, but I don’t have a single card :-)
I still won a sweet prize in an action of unsightly candy, it’s actually :-)

I: Six stitches, please.
Seller 1: Boys, there are only seven left, can you take it?
I : well. Only if we don’t share it, I’ll break the mouth of Shura.
I will drive him out of the house. Without the things.
I : Yes. In short, if that happens, it is all your fault.
Seller 2: Well, if there is a complaint book, there is no problem. Thanks for the purchase, come back :)

I didn’t even hold up here...
"Classic))) I advise to add purified seeds of chickenpox to the paste, you will not pull off the ears".

In every decent long-running series there is a series-multi-film, a series-hallucination and a series with songs.