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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №119233
 08.10.2015
They discussed a beautiful shepherd who lives with her parents in a private house.
Why don’t you let her go when you leave?
Let the garden guard.
They say, and suddenly they steal her, she is so beautiful and loves everyone)))
A very good guard dog!!! to

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №119232
 08.10.2015
What are good lashes?
yyy: (any (Lisp (this is always a heepiand))))

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №119231
 08.10.2015
Category "Incredible nearby":
In Barnaul to the arrival of Patriarch Kirill next to the Nicholas temple laid asphalt, and as soon as he left, began to film. It turned out that the asphalt was intended specifically for the patriarch, in case he would like to visit this church. "To the patriarch's arrival in the event of visiting the temple, the car was required to enter from the parade side, so the communal services were instructed to remove part of the border for a while. He has now been brought back to place. The border was removed, the asphalt was laid, then the asphalt was removed to put the border back,” said Fyodor Klimenko, an employee of the information department of the Barnaul diocese. By the way, the church was not even included in the program of the visit of the head of the RPC.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №119230
 08.10.2015
xxh: the second week at work I am only engaged in reworking documents and then collecting a tueva huch of signatures for the bank, and without signatures such as "check, and then sign" they do not accept
Ping Pong Fucking:
Keep the document.
No, I do not like it. Replace it here.
They reworked! Keep the document.
No, I do not like it anyway. Here is more.
have reworked.
And here here.
was transmitted.
Why not here?
You did not say...
Now we are talking.
Reworked...
And here?
You said to do so from the beginning.
and no. Must be so.
have reworked.
And here is another.
Couldn’t you say it all at once?
- No *eblo-brick* By the way, you have a seal missed.
XHHH: I’ve gotten the tail

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №119229
 08.10.2015
and today.
News from the morning:
The US authorities will take an unprecedented step - release 6,000 prisoners. The reason is the extreme overcrowding of prisons"
In the evening:
"Snowden announced his readiness to go to American prison"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №119228
 08.10.2015
A: Take it off from here.
B: He is funny!
B: You see, I didn’t even touch you.
A: You thus flute the doher, and with him it is a shit at all.
GrammarNaziBot: "Dohera"? Are you joking me? It's docker, stupid!
A: Aaaah aaaah!
A: Awesome
GrammarNaziBot: Wow, your spelling is weird. It's "sugar", not "sugar", right?
B: )))))))))))
A: Yes, that is exactly what I meant.
Q: Who fucking added it?
C: Why does this pederast not check the puncture?
GrammarNaziBot: I think by "Pets" you meant a gift.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №119227
 08.10.2015
Tagged: blaze
I’m out of my project.
XHH: We have a ticket in Jire "Naddu rubber grandma"
A lot of comments like "beta’s ready. Please check out"
XHHH: Pictures even attacked

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №119226
 08.10.2015
XXX: I have ordered, the site repaired
xxx: downloads the client data for access, and there all the passwords - dolg30000
The desire to work is gone by itself.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №119225
 08.10.2015
Larry Wall, the creator of the Perl programming language, in his speech at the Exploratory Museum in San Francisco, presented the first test edition of Perl 6.0.0, joking that now the main priority will be to correct errors that can accidentally be taken for new capabilities.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №119224
 08.10.2015
And why are the cats crashing under our windows, what do they need?
“They probably ask us, ‘Is your Vaska going out?’

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №119223
 08.10.2015
LIKE: Well, the cake has reached the state "I hope you’re not a racist"...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №119222
 08.10.2015


On YouTube appeared a video presentation of the dildo-selfie stick. Hybrid stativ for selfie and phalloimiter. The dildo selfie stick will allow its owner to take a photo of his face at the moment of enjoyment.

Send your former selfie.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №119221
 08.10.2015
In connection with the need to work with large tables in Excel, if possible, replace the %name_cooperative% monitor with a larger diameter.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №119220
 08.10.2015
One day, you’ll be very upset after the graduation evening because you haven’t had a single nice girl in your class. There is nothing terrible about this, you will not interfere with anyone many times, you will get used to it over the years, and when you become quite obnoxious to it, the grandmothers will begin to give themselves. And one day you will come to a meeting of graduates, and you will be very happy that you did not break up with anyone then.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №119219
 08.10.2015
Real application for HelpDesk in one of the banks of Ukraine:

"Printer wonder, "joints" paper, strange some.
He is angry at me"

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №119218
 08.10.2015
There was just no phobia - and "disappeared". You were quite consciously and rationally not sure of your ability to hold onto the water, and therefore experienced quite a healthy fear (I can love snakes and rats - quite frankly - but to catch a wandering rat with a bat or a poisonous snake I will be afraid without any phobia).
And the friends suspiciously easily agreed to sit down for the unintentional in case there would suddenly be a real mental disorder, in which it would: 1) drown simply in bustling, 2) in panic hysteria drown the one who will try to save.

In general, if someone scratched without problems processed by a traveler, this is not a reason to declare at the discussion of the protrusion to the bone of the hand "and here when I was injured, no "Speed" needed".
I understand that words such as "homophobes", "spoilerophobes" and so on. I started associating phobia with the banal "I don't want to face", but the real phobia is a mental disorder.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №119217
 08.10.2015
Don’t worry, otherwise your liver will get stuck.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119216
 08.10.2015
After work, I went to a shopping center with my husband. They took two carts, picked up foods; the husband went to the box office to take the line, and I went to the confectionery department.
I go to the box, drive my car to my husband and ask him:
Man, please miss me forward!
I have nothing to hurry with, he replied.
The customers behind us say:
Stop looking, go and get in the line!
Can I put the goods in your cart? I ask.
Of course!
Standing behind him:
This is a badminton! Everywhere without soap.
“Man,” I said, “can you pay for me?
She is in shock, waiting for an answer.
Yes yes yes! Do not worry! The husband answers.
Are you in the car? I ask. Do you bring?? to
The husband could no longer answer, laughed and only sneered. Oh oh! How I wanted to eat me alive!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №119215
 08.10.2015
ISIS has appealed to NATO with a request to return American bombing.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №119214
 08.10.2015
This is:
I was looking for a screening of Iwenho, they turned out to be three, two of the USSR and one of the USSR of 1982, I look at some site my-hit.org about the Soviet:
andquot;
Written by Leonid Nehroshev, Walter Scott.
..."
The Shield! O_O
Instead to make sure, for the case, and suddenly, :-D we look at the wick:
Date of death:
21 September 1832
In the end, it is interesting:
Has the mania of greatness stumbled on the creators of the film or on the creators of the site?
and :-)

Well, if the creators of the film did not even mention the author of the original, then that would be a mania of greatness. In fact, so often they write, it is understood that the movie is not motivated, but rather close to the original (or takes dialogue from the original or something else in the same spirit)

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