“You don’t like to do housework, dig in the garden, go to the opera, and you don’t like my mom.
My dear, all my love is for you, the rest of the little things are not left.

Gothic :
Usually this happens - a patient comes to a specialist, and the specialist cannot say with certainty whether a person wears contact lenses or not. Well if the lens is not dressed during the inspection.

The Anarions:
"if the lens is not dressed during the inspection"
Lina-Nudist is very strong.

Gothic :
"Lens-Nudist is very strong."
Your sensitivity to grammar errors deserves praise, but the course of thought is alarming.

Cashers in shops like Jedi are on the light side of power, and there are also on the dark side. Light cashers up to 30 years ask buyers for a passport, and those on the dark side, start asking them for a pension certificate, when they are not yet 40 years old.

The longer the president is in power, the more he is a king.

The grandmother.

On the dawn of my foggy youth, I rented a room in a three-bedroom apartment. Two rooms in the apartment belonged to the same family. They were leased. One I took off. The other was rented by a pretty nice graduate girl. There was a grandmother in the third. It was her room. It was obtained by the displacement of the enormous Peter's communal in the center. The owners of the rented rooms put the condition that the tenants must make a temporary check-in in their rooms - the grandmother always called the grounds. The one with a tired face checked the ticket and rolled off, telling his grandmother that everything was under the law. My grandmother then declared a formal war. Demonstratively hanged for a few days his Moher trussels in the bathroom. And to the words that everything was already dry, she replied that she was better to know about her underwear... And just for the little things she often packed. Only the reverse inclusion of the plate under the cooling bowl was worth it! I had to throw out the burned food a few times. The graduate student stayed five or six hours without dinner.

Or another case.
As it turned out, the grandmother specially washed the drying clothes. The neighboring girl dried her shirts and the like over the bathroom after washing. I was surprised that my clothes didn’t dry up in the morning. I once struck my grandmother in the bathroom early in the morning. She sprinkled the girl's strict costume out of the sprayer. The girl wakes up in an hour and runs to pre-defense, and here's such a scam! Joke with Grandma. He stumbled and awoke the girl. The shock is, “Don’t go to pre-protection in jeans, oh my god!” I borrowed her clothes to dry up. The girl's "main" straw just burned out of the constant grinding of wet things. The other was so small, straight like a toy. Fortunately, that time the grandmother only had time to splash water on one sleeve - the neighbor had time to defend herself. As a neighbor girl told me after that incident, the grandmother even stole foods from the refrigerator in the kitchen. The owners of the rented rooms provided it for tenants. I had my little refrigerator in the room – so I wasn’t aware. Here is a graduate student - she initially thought that everything, pipec, glukes started from intense study.

After the incident with the clothes, he asked his grandmother:
Fuck, are you doing all that?
So that you go away quickly!! to
The owners will find new tenants. What is the difference?
They will find. But while they are looking for it, I will live alone in the apartment! Six months a year, when I live here alone as a hostess!! to

I tried to talk to my grandmother’s mother. Explain to them that both I and my neighbor are normal guys. No need to fight with us. My grandmother’s mother spoke to me:
We believe you. On the backdrop of our grandmother – except that Chikatilo will be a bad neighbor. We can’t help, we come here once a month. Just check if everything is okay. We try to catch a moment until it is gone.
What’s the difference if it’s not a secret? Why come then at all?
My daughter gave me the room. We’re waiting for you, and it’s better for you to leave. She will not give you life. You know... The first tenants of these two neighboring rooms were ourselves. Immediately after she came in. I wanted to be closer to her. To help if anything. Two months later, I could not stand it. We are renting an apartment nearby.
Fuck yourself!
It is about.

It ended simply. I got tired and I rented a two-bedroom apartment. And he fell there, capturing a cute graduate student as a military trophy. And in the freed rooms, next to the grandmothers, the owners instilled a family of Azerbaijanis. They were issued a temporary license. Should I say that it was I who brought them with the masters? and Dick! Very decent people, by the way, appeared. Even traded in the market. They went there with the whole family. Including an oracle of bats and loud-going boys. Yes, and the mother of the family was rarely whispering, sluggish and hysterical. Why, however, decent people, you want to ask? Because the head of the family honestly paid me a solid commission at the time. A good choice for them. To be honest, I didn’t really expect it. He received moral satisfaction. It helped good people. The owners of the two rooms were very good people. They are tired of constantly looking for new tenants. And endless trips with multi-hour rounds at the passport table - on temporary check-in for new residents. And then suddenly found very stress-resistant tenants. Who, having learned about a free temporary check-in for them, immediately concluded a contract and paid rent for a few months in advance. In addition, the location for new guests turned out to be very convenient – from their market in two steps. The rent at the time was very low. Exactly because of the babysitter.

Grandma, rejoicing that she again for some time remains living alone in the apartment, I didn't break when I left. He just crossed and almost honestly said:
God let you live longer! Take care of yourself!! to

Semen Markovich, what should I do? My shirt wants me to have sex every day. I am in my age...
“I told you, Naum Aronovich, don’t take a young and terrible woman as your wife. No one will help you with her.

Argument, if it is not possible. But those who are really harmful, 1-2 in a hundred, the rest survive.

They do not survive. They just don’t want to suddenly get into those 1-2%. When it comes to you personally, the statistics are somehow not very convincing (especially from the ceiling). And with hormones, jokes are bad, and doctors are another lottery, wherever you go.

YYY: Look out the window
Yyy: an unusual phenomenon
ZZZ: We can see
Zzzz: for the third time this year
ZZZ: Direct celebration
YYY: This is the end forecast.
Tagged: repentance
OOO (in another city): what is there?
ZZZ: The Sun
zzz: and the sky is blue
Feel like a St. Petersburger
Yyy: One day in St. Petersburg the rain ended. The citizens closed their umbrellas and one hand was unexpectedly released. They walked, smiled and masturbated.
Ooo: Well I had it somehow (sunscreen photo from mountain skiing)
Where is the umbrella?
I am on skiing. With sticks.
Hands are not free. Drunk with nothing.
YYY: Now we know why people choose snowboarding

The animal:

It is necessary that the leather is not spoiled, the body is in shape, the hands are not of a buttock and clothed.

There is clearly a lack of continuation: "Shortly about yourself: Igorok"

Just one question, and you, the rotting rotting rotting rotting, surrendered?

xxx: System developers have reduced the validity of the password for login to a domain from 100 days to 90.
xxx: everyone who had less than 10 days left before the password is delayed - thrown out from everywhere and does not allow
XXX: The Incidents
xxx: to the systemmakers came and said - you bl@......
xxx: reaction: they are preparing a mail with an explanation of the problem
xxx: for users who do not allow, including in the mail.........
This is the horror of our town.

Strv: I had a girlfriend in the universe. She went and seriously told me that she would marry only the oil magnate.
Strv: It was funny, yes
It all depends on who she married.

You have gone crazy!

The pot is not cooking us more shit, we want it back to be " ridiculous".

Go back, kiss the cat and grind the shredder.

Funny to be honest. Apparently a person believes that models and celebrities are born or they are given this chip by the fairy-cross.

It is funny to read what is written by people who believe that social stratification does not exist, lifts and stairs at every step, and if you really want - you can fly into space. But not so funny to want to see it here.

The overwhelmed:

Most of you in bed are generally boring, neither in your mouth nor in your mouth.

Not a question! Do you want pop? Go to! (in the box)

In the taxi driver on the instrument panel burned the "check the engine" icon. All the way I felt like Sheldon Cooper.

Q: What did you do in English today?
eee: Present Perfect and humiliation

XXX What is the weather? This morning, in the sorting room, I heard how he cried over the piszuar and burmochet "go, go out... here is warm!"

What about the evening, my friend?
As promised, there will be two chickens.
Are you preparing or inviting?

At the same time I ordered several packages on Ali-Express, and now I watch on the tracks who goes to which place.
The Great Ali-Ampic Games are open!

From the router, commentary under the film "The Day of the Surgeon"
I took a test for this movie today.
What is a medical institution if not a secret?