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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10057
 18.09.2008
X: Then a friend after seven glasses of beer at 3 o’clock at night woke up the people in communion with the question – what is worse? Temporal or spatial infinity?
Y was killed?
X: Yes, it’s a two-metre-high closet... tried to realize it all together...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №10056
 18.09.2008
Wicked (16:39:22 16/09/2008)
And yours too!! The classmates were stunned!! Meet them all and meet them!!!! to

I should have been in school!!!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №10055
 18.09.2008
Anger
Greetings

Protect me
Hi to.

Anger
What was good with you today?

Protect me
I was not fucked by an Indian elephant.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №10054
 18.09.2008
Cleber> Did my photo come from the hospital?
WolanD> yes You have recovered.
Cleber> GO YOU KNOW WHERE?!?!!!! to
WolanD> It’s very cool! I know the question!! The question sign at the end!!!! to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №10053
 18.09.2008
The Paradox (11:32:33 11/09/2008)
Fuck, I want to go to the cinema.
The Paradox (11:32:40 11/09/2008)
The coat has one.
The Paradox (11:32:44 11/09/2008)
Rather not alone.
Conscience (11:32:52 11/09/2008)
Which is?
The Paradox (11:34:11 11/09/2008)
I feel like I’m mocking up with Sveta, parallelly I still catch eggs to Evgenia, sometimes I go to Marina, Anja is still squeezing, but the biggest thing I’m now communicating with Nastya again and she wants to come back to me....but the ass is full - I don’t know what to do...Nasta grit we’ll go on a day out in the movie Light grit let’s walk Evgenia grit let’s sit at my house, Anjat grit I missed you and Marina come I want to fuck
The Conscience (11:35:14 11/09/2008)
“Send a naked man, eat a fucking marina, and then walk with the light, or sit with your wife.”
The Paradox (11:35:33 11/09/2008)
Why do I wear a cock?
The Conscience (11:35:40 11/09/2008)
Naughty She Needs

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №10052
 18.09.2008
This morning, it turns out, in Novosib came one of the best parkers of the planet, David Bell. He was probably stuck...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №10051
 18.09.2008
Few will understand my nostalgic smile in the process of correcting the letter C to the letter Z in the phrase “Zoy alive”.
Warrior of Vereska

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10050
 18.09.2008
Shiver is:
The Wright!
and Deggial:
Take your hands out of your ass.)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №10049
 18.09.2008
I work in technical support.
Close to the person with a client by tel:
I remember about your internet, but the engineer who was sent to you today was taken to the military...

We roll, men rush like horses... wait, in 2 years you will be interested.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №10048
 18.09.2008
Vinton is all. I took my passport to NZZ.
Tagged with: ooo
All right, good guy
Vinton: I will be officially arrested tomorrow afternoon
Password: Do not lose the password
Tagged: from account
Vinton: I will try 😉))))))))))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №10047
 18.09.2008
I have a boyfriend I know. A normal man like that... J-rock respects... He loves to shake under him with black patches.
But here in the aska, this pitcher writes THAT in such letters!! to
2nd Shiffrueco HD

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №10046
 18.09.2008
Igor
Let us conduct the action "Remove gay people from www.gay.ru"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10045
 18.09.2008
Daphna
Again on porn sites?;D
[KENNY]
No-A
Daphna
Yes, a good boy
Daphna
Throw the mushrooms.
[KENNY]
I have a cream.
[KENNY]
There is no mausoleum.
[KENNY]
Stop the fucking
[KENNY]
I burn

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10044
 18.09.2008
In a computer audience on one of the compops found on the desktop in the upper right corner of the archive called: "a small undetectable dirty archiver".

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10043
 17.09.2008
Cappuccino
Fuck, Dimon... I’ve gotten...

Gogol
? to? to

Cappuccino
The boys will not come to the meeting.

Cappuccino
They were not released...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10042
 17.09.2008
I read Harry Potter the last and came across:...Al Dumbledore taught him that there is a special, unfathomable magic...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10041
 17.09.2008
xxxh: I sometimes do not write the cutscreen, and it lies terribly, the connection disappears periodically...
Bollywood, what time is it?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
It’s time, isn’t it Nick?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Is the network accidentally uninstalled?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Isn’t it Nvidia?
Oh yeah... bla...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10040
 17.09.2008
(i) - Medvedev has a height of 162 cm - like his mother. Putin is in district 168, and Sarkozy is in district 168.
Here is Saakashvili and complexes: he is 190, and around there are puzzles and everything has it.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10039
 17.09.2008
I live in a dormitory (4 4 persons in a room) and it is always interesting to listen to who speaks in his sleep at night. But the night is evil.
I sit behind the comp (he stands next to the neighbor’s bed) laying up in the pasyance. time of 3 nights. Then the neighbor shouts up and says: I’m for nuclear Britain!
O_O

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №10038
 17.09.2008
Conversation at ICQ

XXX is:
Damn in the ass of the current 1 man online and that deer is full.
YYY :
O_O and who is there?? to
XXX is:
:D

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