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[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №20998
 04.10.2009
MaSHa: Continue the phrase: high, high, somewhere there, in the clouds, my heart is melting in your gentle hands, I know, you know, I know, you know, you know, you know.

by Nikita:
The bridges burned.
We will die, you and I.
The pockets are empty.
The tails slid.
What shit I and you.
The blind crows.
that shakes the bushes
Fuck the cats.
What fucking cats, touching their tails
...that the bushes tremble, where cats chew their tails
... that blind crabs eat bushes, where cats are rattling their tails

[ + 67 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №20997
 04.10.2009
We sit at the lectures, the lecturer, as always, that bubbles. Next to K is sleeping. Suddenly he shook up and said:
Q: Listen, does the electromagnetic pulse only damage the working equipment?? to
I: Yes (O_o)
Q: Does this mean that after a nuclear explosion I can start my car?? to
I: Oh yeah, probably
Q: Get ready, you need to buy another shot... and it falls asleep, scotch!!!! to


[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №20996
 04.10.2009
Do your parents always go into the room at the most intimate moment of the movie??? They are looking at you ?

[ + 72 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №20995
 04.10.2009
Here you go to the bus stop and see how your bus has come. You can’t walk, but run reluctantly. And then you think "let go, next I sit". And he, the shit, stands as if he is waiting for you. And to run and quickly enter it - pride no longer allows. And you’re approaching like that and you’re pretending like you’re waiting for another bus.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №20994
 04.10.2009
Today, passing by the television, I accidentally learned that Dr. House had a family and his surname was Little. He had a wife, a son, and a white Persian cat, and judging by the fact that there was a speaking mouse in the family, everybody (or any other substance) in this family, including a cat, consumed викодин.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №20993
 04.10.2009
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Go to the ass!
Hi Hi, I say!
Go, I say, go to the ass!
HH: I am glad to hear you! I want to communicate!
I am a horse! I cannot endure you!
I immediately see a decent man.
Do you die, e@lan, plz!
A pleasant meeting!
Mountains in Hell!
HHH: You are great!
WOW :....
WOW :....
You and I painted a painting.
WOW: great such, symmetrical little, screw.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №20992
 04.10.2009
Our accountant (very poorly seen) in the impetus of discussing Star Wars, rushed to the director entering the office with the screams "I will cut off your legs!". The director with round eyes ran away. Everyone is in shock. It turned out that our buzzholder confused him with his colleague Kirill (he was without glasses) and tried to portray a duel on light swords. The one-and-a-half-week salary was paid immediately. In a month we will talk about the Lord of the Rings :)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №20991
 04.10.2009
The green fence, black paint is accurately written the name of the site. After all, I guessed that it was written on the site, but the mla went anyway.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №20990
 04.10.2009
Today is Friday and in an hour I will be a huge, drunk, Russian man!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №20989
 04.10.2009
It is easier to seduce a girlfriend than to understand why you did it.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №20988
 04.10.2009
I worked for four years in furniture manufacturing. The company was engaged in high-quality counterfeit of one Italian brand. Furniture is expensive, buyers are people of money, which means they are nervous... A young girl who worked with us as the chief of the service service, not very stupid, who broke up issues with nervous clients... Service service, it is she, drivers, loaders and collectors...
This is history, now history.
Due to production, the delivery of the furniture is delayed to the buyer of the clock by five. The client breaks the phone of the company, the girl with a gentle voice drops all the blame on the inexperienced driver, who can not find some Novorublevo and promises to strictly punish him when he returns, although the car is not yet loaded.
The driver is a young man, came to work with a very loose face, walked somewhere (very loosely).
Finally, at nine o’clock in the evening, the order was brought to the buyer, he ripped and cried, and then noticed that the driver was severely beaten. He asks the truckers what’s going on with him.
The trucks are fun, they tell that yesterday she also drove late on order and a client struck the boss... And she was a master of sport in wrestling, and she crashed on him, and today she will probably kill him at all.
The client is conducted and calls her... I got hot, but you, like punish subordinates, but not to the same extent.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №20987
 04.10.2009
Of the 100 randomly selected Russians, only 4 will be gay men, but at the same time there will be no less than 60.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №20986
 04.10.2009
[xxxx]
I decided to go to the prostitute.
[YYYY]
not worth
[xxxx]
Where is emphasis?

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №20985
 04.10.2009
I am a hero with my brother.
What is so?
In a week I burned my mother, broke my monitor, took my cardboard, accidentally broke it.
Oh the fucking
- Luckily, this monster is sitting behind my compot...Yeting is already on the reset...
It will break your windows ?
“I have Linux, and if it crashes it, I don’t know what to do with it.
Do not touch him, he is chosen. He was sent from the future to destroy Skynet.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №20984
 04.10.2009
<xxx> yesterday the thieves frightened at 3 o'clock at night)) wanted to take the garage) ringed ringing over the castle) their professionalism debbled me) took a powerful lamp, went out the window turned on, directed to the smoking and asked "save") quickly fled))

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №20983
 04.10.2009
to this:

Please tell me the title of the film.
I think it’s called “The Life of Ferdinand Cruz.” However, Google does not provide any search results for any combination of these words.
There was a man at the hotel working on various jobs. At first, he worked as an elevator when he gained the necessary qualities - went to work higher...
__________________________

I was looking badly)))
"Life and Death of Ferdinand Lucas"
Give pleasure to a man.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №20982
 04.10.2009
And even in the traffic, I became bored, I rubbed the music louder and opened the window. From the audition nearby, a guy asked if there was art+pfuš on the mobile and if I could throw it. Wouldn’t he fuck? In general, it was funny - a guy was strictly following me on the street only in order to sing a song (: Pizdec, I have not even seen such a thing in movies and have not heard anecdotes.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №20981
 03.10.2009
Not people, it's about winter, I suggest wearing bright green hats with bumps, if we don't get acquainted, so at least break)

[ + 85 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №20980
 03.10.2009
And you too in childhood felt that the picture "Vid" depicted Yeltsin?

[ + 81 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №20979
 03.10.2009
to this:
In the words of a friend:

Ordinary city bus. Everyone goes to work, somehow to entertain and calm the baby. Finally, on the silent question, say calm the child, the mother with total disregard in the voice declares "What? I have a free upbringing!" this young mother suits no less a young guy, removes huge headphones, splashes the gum into his hand, glues it on his mommy's forehead and with the words "What?! to
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If you steal other people’s stories, don’t overwrite it. He did not oral. And with his legs pulled, and the girl sitting opposite was constantly beating. To the outrage of the girl and the whole bus, my mom said that you can’t raise up to 5 years old. and after that. The guy quietly watched what was happening, glued my mom on the forehead gum and grit, I was also not raised until 5 years old.

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