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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №54752
 11.10.2011
The education reform...
I checked the definitions of geometry, 7th grade (should have learned)
Vertical angles - where one side continues
A slope is a line that has two points at the beginning and end.
- shaky seed, five, top, shaky (measures of length)
and the astrology 😉

Last year, from the 7th grade, I learned that the graph of a square function is called CARAMBOLA.

And the most interesting thing was in practice (also 7th class, geometry): through two points you can only conduct one straight, because if you conduct the second straight, then two straight will be like one thick straight))))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №54751
 11.10.2011
by Olga (16:05) :
Socks for smoking and fracking are relying exclusively on black, and must be long - golf, so that the ankle does not appear while sitting.

Ladies and gentlemen (16:06) :
God, where do we get the black silk socks??? My blue, yellow strip, wool will not fit?? to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №54750
 11.10.2011
XXX:Linux will soon be replenished
YYY: Kito is with us?
XXX: A Girl from the Universe
YYY: Oh, right – pull her straps!
XXX: At first she didn’t like it very much, then I showed my – I liked it
YYY: What did you show her? O_O

[ + 56 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54749
 11.10.2011
xxx: But I felt like a real man not when I first touched in the shelter, not when the weight of 110 kg with the bar lay over, and not even when I got married, but when the dishwasher in the toilet repaired...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №54748
 11.10.2011
My colleague burned the day.
Is it called protein? Put nuts in your mouth.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №54747
 11.10.2011
World Mental Health Day... and congratulations to anyone

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №54746
 11.10.2011
From Twitter

@Production
Men invented marriage in order not to be paid for sex.
@sarkado
But nothing happened (

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №54745
 11.10.2011
XXXI (15:12:46 10/10/2011)
The colour of huesos.
XXXXXX (15:12:56 10/10/2011)
The color of milk 😉
XXXXXXXX (15:13:28 10/10/2011)
And then explain to the Spaniards why this color doesn’t go.)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №54744
 11.10.2011
humanity: just before the specialists went only especially stubborn, hardworking and talented. The others stumbled on the fields and fucking the village girls on the senovals. And now every third is either ODMIN or any other evil.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №54743
 11.10.2011

Eka
I asked my husband to divorce. He understood this word as "to multiply". I said tonight.

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54742
 11.10.2011
Dead Set is a 6-series British television series in which a zombie apocalypse hits a group of people locked up in the studio of the TV show Big Brother (Russian analogue - House-2), who gradually die under the attack of the dead.

We would like to remove this...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №54741
 11.10.2011
Islamist: Just look at it. Someone on the net joked about Cat Schrödinger, and how many people immediately became smart...
Nimbel: In the sense?
Islamist: Did you not go to Google to find out what kind of cat this is?? to
NIMBEL: Hmm... go look for it
Islamist: Voot... And you’re smarter. I became smarter...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №54740
 11.10.2011
MGU Science Festival.
Lecturer: If scientists come up with a way for humans to live between 35,000 and 40,000 years, we will be able to fly to other stars. Psychologists may be upset here.
And most importantly, the pension fund.

[ + 55 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54739
 11.10.2011
So why does the guy have to cook?
Who said what should be done? I want to cook, I don’t want to eat, I want to eat, I don’t want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat.
Testo: for example?
I put the tea well :D

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №54738
 11.10.2011
I sit and wait for electricity. On the right, they speak English, in front of the eyes of the ravenons, they discuss something, on the left, the Moldavians talk something to each other. I wondered, where are the Russians? And I understand the most English of the surrounding proverbs... I unwillingly listen and hear the following dialogue:
Ho from Vis? (Showing the eyes of the Jamsut)
– Vis from... aue light-niege!

I was battled by the ingenuity of the guide.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №54737
 11.10.2011
The 5th class:

Yesterday at 12 am!
I am at 10...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

11th class

Yesterday at 12 p.m.
I am at 10!
and the frog:

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №54736
 11.10.2011
I have an Asian neighbor. Vietnamese or Thai, I don’t know. She has long stressed me with her favorite T-shirt "I love cats. They taste like chiken". For a month she had been in her. Today she finally wore another shirt: "I love humans. They taste like pork". It makes me even more stressful now. [...]

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №54735
 11.10.2011
If a woman reveals to you the soul, then there is hope to reach the body.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №54734
 11.10.2011
Today I’m sitting behind the compound... A spider came out of an old plastic computer column, looked at the sides and went back into the column... The first thought was Dr. Webb... I checked the updates.

[ + 0 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54733
 11.10.2011
She said no: 5 seconds proud of herself, 6 hours crying, 2 days drinking.

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