In the universe came to k.r. The PRD dictates questions:
- the first option: the question from the spore number 78, the second option - 79.
Applauded by

A picture of an Indian soldier:

11111 is India. There such militants shoot that Hollywood is nervously smoking in the side!
22222: There is a drift on the horse!
33333: Yes, the tractor is not something that is put on the debris, but generally raised in the air!
44444: There trees dance and sing!

"Knowledge" of the Russian soul and the local life:
– is
Only a Russian man can come out of the hallway at five in the morning and turn the alarm at six in the morning.
yyy: and then eat, sit in contact and turn it off)
– is
Only one, except for Russia, who has never been anywhere else, thinks that "only the Russian man" can do this.

Exam at the Department of Theology at MIFI:
How is Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle formulated in quantum mechanics?
God is everywhere, or at all His will.
What was the Schrödinger experiment?
The cat has risen from the dead, death is the repair.
and five. Give a count.

If you can teach theology in the MIFI, let us teach nuclear physics in the Temple of Christ the Savior.

lizi: comes to work with me a girl, grade 7, may be younger, difficult to say... Print photos, with a turtle. I have been accustomed to printing mostly for school such things, so I clarified this moment...
Are you being pressed from school?
- Hahaha, the report was forced to write, about a pet, and I had no one. I asked if I could just write about someone in the zoo... They said no, you can’t live without a pet. had to start.

Welcome to the 1st School of Electricity. You are funny there. Do not ask for reports from children about brothers and sisters, parents would be surprised.)

Why is it so scary in the forest at night?

YYY: I served in the army in Transbayalya, on the border with Mongolia. Served at a point, a point two kilometers from a small town. The city is militarized - the military more than the civilian, as a result, the city is full of patrols, officers, and the local soldiers were disliked. When I went out of the car, at night I went out of the city into the forest, then in the night forest, I was captured by a sense of complete security.

The student body)
He is able to digest the cooked foot of the chair if it is poured into ketchup.

News from Mail:
2 billion will be spent on energy development in Primorye
The ruble
The budget of Primorye could lose a billion rubles
Thank you, I told you how much.

A five-year-old daughter told me:
Dad, buy me a pink laptop! And if it is with an apple, then it can be silk.

Comment to the news: "Iran and Spain will begin extraditing criminals to Kazakhstan"
Thank you, but we have no place to go!! O_O

" is extended Who has cancer? and who has cancer?

Friday 17:00, a colleague over fifty, with an education of physicist, begins the phrase: "In the 60s, when aliens were completely naked..." #why?! )))

Picture: “Diplomated engineer-theologian sanctifying a new energy block”

The theological engineer? Maybe a technician?

I had a tooth with arsenic today. They burned up the rainbow! And I, with my mouth filled with cotton, broke in pauses non-memberly:"Inquisition!"
WOW WOW WOW!! Why are they like you???( by
for a thousand ?

A: I am scared
V: Do not confuse "Ohuen" with "Ohuel"

xxx: Ladies, has anyone barbed your hair with open fire?
by Jeanne d’Arc

Beda... I bought a video card so that I could finally play in skyrim normally, my personal life improved and I stopped appearing at home... I bought a large pack of condoms (we were tired of taking small packages) and I broke up with a girl...
Now I sit down and think what to buy? Am I the same?

XHH: Briefly, only very briefly, describe the architecture of your current project.
Shame on God. Short enough?

I went to the microwave in Eldorado.
The seller consultant was very willing to help, gave good advice, including on operation.
The most memorable advice he gave in full seriousness:
When you warm up food or cook it, let it stand on the table for 10 minutes so that all the harmful microwaves out of it.
O_O