A colleague went to the tax office, where she was delighted that she owed the state from last year five rubles (respectively, for these five rubles, there are also small pennies).
The evil came, wiped it all behind a cup of tea collectively.

Then he calls home and asks to buy smoke sticks.
The work was interrupted until the end of the day.

XXXX: эх, Nastya, it is a pity that you are not going to move, or you could match a vacancy of biomedical profile for a few pieces of green with regular journeys to San Francisco and New York...
Hello, my new friend
XXX: No, UUU, you don’t go through, not that gender =)
In the name of science!

From an interview with Oleg Morozov:
- Such people can give an alternative understanding of everything, in the short saying "Sasha walked the highway and sucked dry" they could easily find prostitution, oral sex, propaganda of unhealthy eating and pedestrian disturbance.

The Glass Bridge in China.

Three layers of bulletproof glass can withstand up to 800 kg per square meter.

One of the tourists dropped the thermos and the upper layer went cracks.

What do you say, made in China?

Cheboksaary (the capital of Chevashia) The name of the city is already interesting in itself. (Especially if you remove the first letter) But that’s not all! The most interesting is ahead! Upon entering the city, we are met by a modest sign that tells us that you went to Cheboksaara, in the Chuvash language – Shupashkar Huli (i.e. Chuvashkar Huli). City of Cheboksara
Whatever you say, the language is very interesting and fun! It is immediately understandable where the Russian mat came from, only in Chuvash - these are ordinary, everyday words! For example, wet - fucking, very wet - fucking! The thing is fucking, an interesting phrase comes from the expression "beautiful thing" - fucking fucking! ))))) Not less interesting is the translation of the word "girl" – HER (read the her)! Remember those times, when every year competitions were held - Girl 1995, then posters were hanged throughout the city - HER-1995! The red will be herly. The Red Virgin... Guess by yourself! Well, in the end, I will kill you by translating the word TECH! Honey is Honey! This is language! Please note that I have never used a non-normative vocabulary! I just spoke a little Czech!

Exhausted by curiosity:

to this.
qx87: Discovered the product on ozone. In the section "Recommend also" saw the disc Cannibal Corpse, the Brabantia rubbish tank with a pedal and a book on group theory. Attention, the question: what kind of goods have I discovered?

You are a shit, what have you discovered? Or write down or donate all your blood to the bloodshed, and head to experiments!!!!! to

The micro-router is obviously

Skype in the chat:

The xxx:
"A review of the computer game:

Boring work with sound. When the screwdriver thrown on the wall is wrapped in the storage compartment, you understand that the developers are not joking.

Collega : review review: the whole evening he threw the screwdriver into the wall, the knives don't sound like that. The developers are hallucinators.

On the surrounding world we write "natural phenomena":
The flowering of flowers,
The singing of birds,
ELE refrained not to say: "the silence of the lambs"

On the job put a proxy, in the innet now you can not sit normally. I installed Team Viewer on my home notebook to connect and surf. I sit - I read, and chaos begins: the menu opens, the buttons themselves press. I turn on the web - I see the cat walking on the key. I twist the sound to the full, go to youtub and start a collection of laughing dogs. I look at the web, the cat is blowing like the wind. Here my mom calls, says who brought the dog home - is afraid to enter my room. Well, I had to explain why the laptop on the dog laughed...

The level of our school characterizes the text message from the teacher of Russian - "share it!"

We went fishing with men. It is evening, it is dark. We rest in a bubble. One " tired" character is sleeping. We sit, talk and drink. Here from the side of the nar is distributed a rocky "salp from the rear tool". In the immediate silence, you can hear a normal rain on the street. Soon there is another "salp". Following on the street a flash and a powerful thunderstorm. We have been waiting for a storm all night. And the man still doesn’t know why he was chasing Shaman now.

On the subject of untouchable wallpapers and tiles.
Parents in an old and already almost completely rebuilt private house decided to repair the ceiling in a large room. They removed from the ceiling a faner, and underneath it - several layers of geographical wide-format school maps. Moreover, they were stiffened intentionally, and in some places also nailed for reliability. They wiped and wiped it for two weeks. Probably the house would have collapsed, and the ceiling remained whole.

We have a regular customer who lives on the 20th floor of a new house with an unworking elevator. With the courier he always agrees to meet on the 10th.
To make everything fairer.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I never understood what they mean by saying "simple people". What is "Simple"? How about a pencil?

YYYYYYY :
With a fist instead of a head.

XXX: Sysadmin is like a pet. The whole office loves him, feeds him, plays with him, and he sits in his cage, eats and does nothing.
YYY: And most surprisingly, after this animal escapes, the whole office is sitting in its shit until the next sysadmin.

When you write haskell curry on Google, it suddenly
xxx: The first point is given to you by the article about Haskell Carrie.
XXX: The Man
YYY: It is logical!
XXX is funny. Not only the language in his honor, but one of the main mechanics of his language – too!
xxx: Imagine the language "Bjorn ++" with the operation "structuring"

Review of Chinese Tetris toy (for 150 rubles)
Dignity
Excellent replacement for RSV
shortcomings
It breaks down if you throw it hard on the wall or floor.
Commentary
The son became bad studying and here he yesterday birthday was and asked he PCP VITA would you see his face when he unfolded the envelope and got a tetris bugagashenka sad that he was upset and broke him on the floor although to study the hassle was worth the kids stalled themselves nothing want to do

The topic of the programming forum is "The programming processing event by pressing an external button". I click on the topic with the thought that the next student can not draw a shape, and there the guy has a real button with a cable plugged into the USB and he is interested in how to intercept the event from this button.

XXX: I was so sad.
xxx: I remember the zeroes, my father balls in the compass, in the iron, in the software, full of disks. I looked like a hacker.
xxx: a shash... brings me a note, says "look the plywood, some hernia got up, windows in chrome jump out with advertising"
xxx: and there is a miner somehow hanging, and a bunch of left-wing plugins in browsers, and all kinds of hidden processes that restore all this matter...
XXX: It was so sad. It wasn’t me who caught the hernie and went to my father, but vice versa :(
XXX: The time is flying.

All questions Sorokin answered the fault of anyone (reduction of passenger traffic, the rate of the ruble, not the season, the pigeons knocked the wires, in Depo they. Illycha runs a ghost), but you will not see a reduction in tariffs. and nick.