She: I am a decent girl!
She: I have been waiting for him from the army for 13 years!!! to

Uraah, I have my own apartment!! My own!! Now no one will tell me what to do and I will wash my socks where it fell!!!!!!! to
Lack_of_Hope: Blowing up, grace)))

in 4 days

RomanNnnn: Hi... (
Lack_of_Hope: How do you live a free life?
I am lying in the hospital. The pirate ran the pipe to remove stumbled on the garbage, broke his eyebrows, a brain shock.
RomanNnnn: When I go out I will move back to my parents (((

HHH
How to study?

WOWU
Annie has brown chicks.

Description of the film S.D.Death to Soviet children.

A new reality show is launched on television called Pioneer Camp. Following the casting, five boys and five girls, headed by young TV host Alice Ten, go to an abandoned pioneer camp of Soviet times. According to the rules, each week one of the participants must leave the show and return home. The last person to stay on the project will receive the main prize: one million rubles. But suddenly the rules of the game change: an invisible observer announces that now the prize for the winner will not be money, but his own life. The obsessive maniac, hiding his face behind the mask, goes on a bloody hunt for the participants of the reality show. The children's horror stories he once listened to in the pioneer camp come to life and become the plot of his own murders.
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Is the horse’s mask unknown?

Studying in Honey

Yesterday I went to the anatomist, and there on the table the brains are lying, newly brought.
Prepaid as a river
Be careful, don’t shake the meat!!! to

and ROFL

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Country of origin: Hueva (

Dad told me. about me.
When I was so small, I barely walked to my ancestors (father, mother, grandfather, grandmother, uncle, aunt, etc.). P is There was a fun...
Here they will pick up the raspberries in the garden and give me to death. Summer is hot. All my clothes are panama.
They will place me, ever, and will put this same bench in front of me. And I bow him, hug my legs and bite. They were interested in watching me in vain try to squeeze my own eggs in the raspberries with a spoonful.
Well, I didn’t give a wire...

the potato
It will be cool in winter!!! to
Crescent
In the winter, the ass gets dark.
the potato
My ass is not dark.

I call my boyfriend home. And now he has a new fun: he took somewhere right and is all the time fighting with her. The Conversation:
I: How is it?
He: Yes, he came from the universe.
I: What are you doing?
Where is the cement on the third floor?
I am O_O
* Through the whisper of the rack I hear a voice: "Right, right!"*
He is: to the left! to the left!!! to
I: What are you doing there?! to
He: Yes, I caught the frequency at which the builders communicate, there is a construction nearby... here I play with them... listen, let me call you later, soon the working day will end, and we still have so many things not done...

I ask my grandmother:
Why did you teach German at school and not English?
Hitler would have won!
O_O

And: I had a similar real story, sat down about 8 years ago for a compost until a deep night, and a comrade sent me an animated scorpion picture, the animation was that the scorpion flashed with healthy eyes about once a minute and that’s all. And here I am sleepy looking at this picture, but when this infection blinked, the dream as a hand removed...

Commander of the Army: Comrade of the Army and Comrade of the Army. Buying a house:
1) in the middle of the house, closer to the lower floors (you will never pour water out of the roof in the spring and autumn, and in the winter, hot water in the pipes will be heated not in half an hour after switching on, but almost immediately. And the pressure in the evening, when everything is washed, will not be 1 ml per second, but normal. And when the elevator crashes you won't die with a potato ball to go to the 8th floor.
2) on the dark side (you will never get the sun in your eyes and the heat in the spring, when the batteries are still heating, and on the street already under 20 in the sun)
3) windows inside the courtyard (no crazy boxes under the windows with fucking Maxims all day at full volume, no fucking trucks at 3 p.m. at full power, etc.)
St. John’s Army: Never. never ever. Do not buy an apartment in the house where there is a shop/restaurant/café/bread-cutting machine/casino/some-or-other-brain-cutting room.
Z is. I am sick =(

I heard it on the radio:
The sense of self-worth is an erection.

GRAY 14:01 Suppose I borrowed from you 10 rubles. I went to the store and lost them. I met a friend and took 5 rubles from him, bought 2 cigarettes for 1 ruble. I have 3 rubles. I gave them to you and I owe you 7 rubles. A friend 5. Total of 12 rubles. Plus I have two cigarettes and that 14 rubles. Where did the ruble go?? to

Garinich 14:23
The inflation...

1 Hello to you!! to
I got such a joke.Brother left abroad and left his computer to me.said that he would send everything to the mail.But he did not tell me the password.Tell me how you can hack the password.
Thanks in advance

2 Call your brother.
"Ben, eto Danila, ай nid хэлp"

Love is when you want to read poetry to a girl and fuck her on the window at the same time.
c) Nine lilies

1 (21:47:57 11/09/2008)
Are you here?? to

2 (21:48:50 11/09/2008)
Yes Yes

1 (21:49:46 11/09/2008)
Sitting like a fool in the ass.

Last post in LiveJournal by one of the friends dated 12.02.2008
The employee showed lineage2, need to try now, and from heard so many times, not tried. I wonder what can be so lengthy in it?and :)

Katya
You can imagine that I lost the oak today!

Artem
O_O

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