I took from my mother a 3-liter bowl of strawberries, packed a pack of cookies. I make the cookies straight into the bowl, I crack))) I almost physically feel like Gaidar’s Bad Boy. Bone is 31 years old.

(A number of Maine Coons)
[...] too well got to the mark of 8-9 kg on the tail

In fact, which led to the fall of the chairs, when Karbofos decided to take off the bird on his back.
One day, a fall was recorded with me in a chair.

The unforgettable feeling =)
Especially when you sit and watch a movie in your headphones, and then suddenly HUAJAK! And you are already looking at the ceiling, focusing on watching the headphones and a glass of beer flying in your face from above.

Besson's New Film - Lucy

Starring: Scarlett Johansson, Morgan Freeman, Analey Tipton

and Nail! Such a good name.

Can you get pregnant if you end up on the edge of the toilet and into the toilet itself, then wash the toilet with toilet paper with liquid soap and the drop button too. Is it possible to get pregnant if a woman goes to the toilet, so it will wipe, is it possible to get pregnant?
Or will anyone wash their hands and go to the toilet again? ? to And then I went to wash, can anyone wash or wash too and so get pregnant when washing?

In my opinion, the boy feels like his mother is not pregnant.

here here :
to this:

“Hello, wife, are you behind the compound?! to
Hi my dear, yes. Are you still fishing?
- Yes, caroche, open the motorland site from the lock-out.
Open the catalog/magazine/626gf/glass tab.
Well, I opened up a lot of options.
Find the cheapest!
-..... glass fork of the back door left...in availability, 10 U.E.
“Sanna, the back of the left door!”Please click on "Buy" All for now!
— — — —
In 10 minutes.
My wife aloo.
Yes my dear.
- and look also: this fork is left of the driver or left if you look at the car in front...
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Explain to those in the tank, and what’s the joke?


In the tank this is not relevant ;) and in the case of the car - lock the keys in the cabin, the second set is far away, around the woods. One way out is to break the cheapest of the glasses and open the car.

By the way, in some cars this cheapest glass may be the rarest, wait for it later...

When the little boy grew up to go to the toilet himself, but has not yet grown up to the switch, in the sorting I built a system with a motion sensor, a controller and a relief so that the light would turn on itself when he enters there.
Once in the guest saw a group with a family, whose children are slightly older than mine. Looking at the clever device in the sorting, he nevertheless stated:
- And I just put the stick next to the switch and taught the child to press the key with this stick.

by Facepalm

xxx: Russia rises from its knees, the iOs8 firmware has a ruble icon
YYY: If you judge by such criteria, Russia has long stood up from its knees - since time immemorial, the ayophans support GLONASS, and Apple added this support as the first in the world.
It was Apple that stood up from its knees.

007: I burned my seat.
ra_007: I went in the morning, switched on the junk heater, and I was there like a bite!

Now, overcoming the persistent desire of a two-year-old son to eat nothing, sometimes we fall into a stupor. I go into the kitchen now and see that he, putting his chair to the plate, is eating... swimming... right out of the stove... with a shoe shovel.
The curtain.

X: I’ve opened my eyes here yesterday – you’ll laugh...
X: No, you’ll laugh, I won’t say :)))

The wife says:
"I gave the neighbor's cat a cocktail today, so he did not eat it as usual, but took it to the neighbor's door and ate it there. How to understand this gesture?
It is independence.

It is incomprehensible:

And the wolf on the red hat didn’t go for food. So if someone then had to extract something, it wasn’t from the wolf.
...
And the grandmother in that tale is also "sole"?
-
Oh, I got somehow a movie "The Red Hat" not from the studio "Private"...
But not "el"!
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What are you crazy? The grandmother in the wild forest, chewing with wolves, robbers, woods and hunters, in authorities walked! One of them lived in a burst. And the hat brought her cakes. And the wolf of the courier touched, and there he was waiting.

Eat or not, that is the question.
Dignity is
Respecting the will of the stomach.
Or have to resist.
In a deadly battle with a whole sandwich
Ending them? Eat and forget.
And know that you break the chain.
Hunger and thousands of suffering.
presence of the body. Isn’t that the goal?
The desired? to eat. Sleep to forget.
To sleep and dream? Here is the answer.
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More here :
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More than once you had to see quite nice, decent girls, with whom it would be good to get messed up, but you only look at her, such a right and perfect, and you understand that you are not a couple with her, but to overtake yourself and disgusting. That's if you could live with her and still hit for months at home work (I don't care about dust and 15-year-old wallpapers at all), the amount of salary, status, future and other mess, cut into tanks and watch the anime carelessly and without a pain of conscience - but it won't work out.

How do I find you, my joy?
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The Dolls! You will live a couple of years, and then you will want her to wash the dishes, and she will stick to Ragnarok (not the tank!) You’ll call her a playboy. ;D

If your seemingly ordinary girl's money goes like beautiful, she's smart.

I live alone in three. Rodna proposed to take a student relative from another city to a post, so that the girl in the communion does not get puzzled. I am not sorry, and more fun, but the presence of a stranger was slightly tense: he began to carefully monitor the apartment, constantly killed himself,ined cleanliness and order. And then once a week turned out to be heavy, after work, I ate dinner and left dirty dishes in the dishwasher. The student came and cheered in the kitchen:
You finally woke up! I lived here for six months as in a museum.
I thought a lot.

A fox runs through the forest. meet her monkey.
Lisa, where are you going?
We have introduced a new progressive tax and excise taxes on fur. I am afraid that my last skin will be removed.
The monkey, hearing this, begins to run away! Even the fox overcame.
The fox shouts in her back:
A monkey, what are you afraid of?
A monkey running around:
I don’t know the rules in our forest. It starts with the head!

XXX: - Servant, bring me a portal to a different reality, it hurts me.
XXX is a whisker?
XXX is Naturally!

Fuck you guys, fuck you guys! After all, the main thing is that a man would be good and with breasts.

The golden words, my friend.
This puts a point in a stupid discussion.

Cepreu: Now connected in the terminal to the cashier from %city%. Write the password - "untrue", again Write, again not that, again... I ask: "And how did you enter this before?". She: "So when I do not do this several times, I type "12345" and then it does".