Fuck, I have nothing to talk to you at all. You do not read books. Have you read Strugacki? This is "The Tale of the Three" read, for example?! to

It’s about the costume, right?

X: The cats were hysterical under the window.
X: Closed *

I do sales. In the process of search, the branch c is caught with an extremely funny combination of activities.

Main activity: Cultivation of vegetables, strawberries, root and shrub crops, mushrooms and truffles
Additional Activities: Computer Software Development

And everything would generally be good, but in the process of analysis I see that they are looking for an employee for the position "Agronom-technologist/Specialist in the cultivation of micro-greens on hydroponics"

I have a direct feeling that the guys in the office have a small bowl in which they plan to grow grass. And under the grass already writing programs))

The Gift

I always try not to give things, but emotions.
The first bracelet at the price of 2 scholarships brings much more joy than the fourth bracelet with diamonds. The first trip abroad to Egypt is remembered longer and warmer than "sweeping for a week on the Seychelles".
A trip for a week to Anapa after the 4th course (for the first time in two), when you had to eat the cheapest sausages, and not close to a week in a pathos hotel in Sochi last year.
This is by the way a big problem, after 20 years after dating, there is money, and ideas about how to please come less and less often.

I lie in the hospital, after 4 hours of surgery, sorry for the details, removal of the inguinal hernia. I am worried for something wild, yet in the holy of the saints will go. I decided to get distracted, opened up my favorite toy, forge quests, little helps, all the thoughts are not there. I hit the quest "The Lost Egg"... I turned off the game... Thank you, calm down, ply!

The whole concept of marketing in one line:
The goods may be bad, but the ears should be perfect.

xxx: Learned here that the finger in Japanese is "yubi". That is "Ubisoft" is a fingerprint?
yyy: Soft, handled with the finger.
zzz: The soft finger.

Debt to friends/comrades/families
I am asking in receipts to write not about interest, but about the asset of the soul =) even atheists with time is picked up, because of this receipt one of me in another city found and paid with the recount under the realities.
Lucifer, stop by

#propaganda

Guys, when you give your girlfriend a jewelry (or an iPhone/Huifon), when she says in direct text that she doesn’t need it and she doesn’t like it, then know, you’re making these gifts for YOURSELF and to satisfy your own ego. This means that you are going by the simple scheme of “baby” and you are banally lazy to look at the person you are dating and understand her interests and hobbies. You are boring people.

Girl, 26 years old. I was delighted with the Mabel sweater from Gravity Falls. And your useless bits are still burning in the closet or transferred.

A friend told me. Once upon a time, when his daughter was four years old. A friend and his wife put her to sleep in the evening, and they were sitting in the kitchen, drinking tea, chatting. And now, close to midnight, this very daughter comes into the kitchen and asks:
What is the meaning in your eyes?
My friend was not confused and, lovingly looking at the daughter, replied:
None of yours now.
And, I must say, the child was satisfied with the answer and went back to sleep! :D

Rising prices, poverty and unemployment are considered by the majority of respondents to be the most acute problems of the country. Sociologists explain: these difficulties are difficult to overtake with propaganda"

Zzz: These difficulties are hard to cover up with propaganda. It is hard, of course, but it can...

grig_siren: Zen Buddhism... Sounds good

vitus_wagner: And the followers of this teaching are called "buddhist bells".

About Gifts

I got a gold bracelet for my birthday. I do not like gold. After that, he realized his mistake. Silver, a set of guashi, a newly released album of a favorite band... This is called "attention". And the best gift was a good tourist knife for the New Year. So these are your "shorts" for those who haven’t dared to know their partner as a human being.

What happened to ZZZ yesterday?
Yyy: She was sad, we went to the store, bought her a cake and a bottle of wine.
XY: YYY, I am sad too.

I have lived in Paris for several years, so there guys are very careful about their own hygiene and their hair in the abdomen is almost absent. Oh, and how pleasant it is - to feel like the skin is pressed to the skin, the sensations are just incredible, the excitement is much stronger and just look more pleasant) I don't even know how to return to Russia after that, where a woman's growth is a disgrace, and a man's - the norm, which is not discussed.

ZZZ: The worst thing a person fears when returning to Russia is a hairy skull.

<xxx> Just witnessed the beautiful
<xxx> Neighbors at the venue complained that the children of each other to drill prevent :-)

From the discussion, why in the beginning "Stranger. In the cabin of the crew there is a tail with which they try to break the captain's anabolic capsule.
Why the spacecraft?? to
It is a firearm.
They should have a fire gun.
What is a fire gun?
In case of fire, shoot yourself.

Metalists - hip, punk - hip, and rappers - hip

- Only on September 1st our taxi will take your first-class student to school FREE (120 rub.)
There is a free taxi in the city for 100 people.

We decided on Monday.
Make a list of fools
By Wednesday we were on the list.
Everything was on the list on Saturday.