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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №54712
 10.10.2011
XXX was dead today. Everything was fine...but then the tomograph began to play the music from Mortal Kombat.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №54711
 10.10.2011
Recently, I and my beloved (l) visited my grandmother in the hospital.We spent, we went out and went past the body, where the sick lie. The windows to the street go out, and passing by some of them, the beloved is surprised.
Look, there’s a sports hall here.
I go closer to the windows to see, and there are people 8 on the stretches lying, hanging.
The Sports Hall.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №54710
 10.10.2011
We are in sociology. The subject is shit. Let’s talk mat briefly. Suddenly out of the corridor a loud voice: "Fuck fuck, how it’s gone".

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54709
 10.10.2011
Lenchik: I can’t even masturbate! All the time in front of my eyes!!! to
O_O

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №54708
 10.10.2011
Scroll: Salmon is first fish, and only then canned.
Eismann: Salmon is a verb! by Napr. "Tunks "Tunks "
Duality: Scroll: then the salmon first caviar, then fish, and then canned. And then, like everything else, it’s shit.
Lurga: Duality: According to your logic, strawberries also start with caviar.
Dartrabbit: Lurga: The baked strawberries are over.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №54707
 10.10.2011
Why did you think I was evil?I even write to you with scratches.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №54706
 10.10.2011
Q: Tell me something interesting about yourself?
I have a delicious brain.
D: Why did you get it? It is :)
M: Yes, because 90% of the people around me don’t even eat it with spoonfuls, but with HUNDRED HUNDRED!! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №54705
 10.10.2011
I ran into a secret room.
Xxx is so cruel :(

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №54704
 10.10.2011
Yarovyi Ph.D.
Chloe, I have understood it! Morovind is the post-Soviet space of the early 90s!
Look: the Zack who just turned away, having robbed, murdered, subjugated and deceived a bunch of people, became a depot... yeah, a Nerevarin and a hero in the eyes of the people.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №54703
 10.10.2011
Thoughts[15.07.20]
Today is Wednesday.
Thoughts[15.07.26]
After tomorrow is Friday.
=May May =[15.07.42]
I thought Saturday today.
Thoughts[15.08.25]
Good for you.
=May May =[15.08.29]
Tomorrow is Sunday.
Thoughts[15.08.34]
And again on Saturday?
Thoughts[15.08.37]
How do you do it?

[ + 67 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54702
 10.10.2011
Have you seen the Lada Grant crash test?
What? In the fucking?
No, I did not arrive...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №54701
 10.10.2011
Fursenko: Higher mathematics kills the creativity of schoolchildren
Fursenko reassured the assembled: it turns out, he himself and Victor Sadovnikovich did not study higher mathematics at school.
He seemed to have a creatinine.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №54700
 10.10.2011
We discuss with a friend whether it is worth calling a man first, whether this will affect the development of the relationship in the future, whether the man will not lose interest in the girl. The husband is right, we try to find out from him:
If the girl called you first, what would you think of her?
I would say that I am married.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №54699
 10.10.2011
Cher: And I was on the bus this morning, with four women sitting opposite each other, talking. I don’t listen to the conversation, but here it comes to me:
Cher: (with a blow) Girls, well Facebook, well Facebook!! to
Cher: (one in response - with surprise) Semenovna, well, the words you know...
Cher: (with pride) Cap suggests that I work with young people!
Cher: And here’s the feeling "What was yours!“" He doesn’t leave me.

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54698
 10.10.2011
My dear, I have a problem!
XX: Just go quickly and substantially.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №54697
 10.10.2011
Would you be a chew?
Oh, let it go :)
I don’t do it, I just collect statistics.

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54696
 10.10.2011
"Girls, and here is the right girl says - well, someone can deal with this trouble already. So many years have passed, and the residents of House 2 are still alive. We need to somehow solve this problem."

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №54695
 10.10.2011
I take the vacuum cleaner, carry it from the room to the bedroom and say to myself, Let's go with me, I have an important task for you!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №54694
 10.10.2011
I went to the circus yesterday. A friend took my brother and snatched me with him. In the break between the numbers, the damn clowns pull people out of the room to themselves. It was such a kind of competition who will roll the ring longer. As a result, when everyone has turned the bow, the clown shows the master class. Turn it on the arms, on the legs, on the neck. When he finishes to spin the bow, one of the people whom the clown pulled out to himself (a man of 40 years) said loudly and clearly, "A little shit?"". I didn’t see what happened, as I slipped under the chair.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №54693
 10.10.2011
D: I am fat.
I also need to go to the sport.
Q: I am sober, and I need to go to Kabak

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