The real news...
In the Motovilikhin district of Perm, a 37-year-old man jumped out of the window because white people and fascists were chasing him.

Stinx: Yesterday I got a roll of toilet paper.
Stinx: if you look along the lines of the gap - there are three short pieces, three long ones and again three short ones :D
Stinx: her expedition is made by former military communicators, driven into the bunker and working for food! :D
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hint:...--- on Morse SOS

My wife on Friday night:
We will change bodies for the weekend. You will cook, and I will want you!

Here is this hole:
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Hardly finished the tower.
I sit on the neck of my parents.
Secret skills, but no seizure.
Funny at WOW.
I want to get a grandmother.
To sit down soon.
I have a lot of hobbies that everyone should know about.

To whom did you surrender such naphids?
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Let’s start a new Hollywood. Transfer back to:

- We need only employees with 10 years of experience, and where you will get this experience - we will fool, but not with us.
All the youths are lazy lambs. It’s not like us, who wandered under Lenin, Stalin, and Putin, from 10 years old, 7 days a week, 24 hours a day.
I have mastered these devices for 3 years, and now every second uses them better than me. It is offensive.
What other games? What a vacation? to work, the fool.
I’m going to rub each ruble, and you’ll be too.
I will only walk my feet forward from my position and at least look up.
I am a boring shit. I know nothing in life except work from morning to night and beer on the couch on weekends. The youths are all out! To work, to fuck!

Everyone who thinks so, do a favor - go naked and beat the wall there.

She: What will it be for me?
See also: rape
Mmm... and in more detail?

Fuck, it is always so. You sit down to eat for a long time and choose what to look at under the food. When I chose it, it was already cold. When it came to mind, the initial titles were not over yet :(

Fus> How should a real gentleman behave during a mine?

Philosophical Saxony
Judging by the photo in the profile, you are a Russian person.
Where do I then "Draw creations"?
Is it Kakashi? In "The Unnecessary
and ghost buildings" and so on?

The Cat
Judging by the photo in the profile, you are a pool table. Why such a talk that is not characteristic of this subject? and ;)

Ladies and gentlemen, students, office workers and everyone who constantly cheats shit like doširaki, galin blank, and so on.! to
I understand you can eat THIS once every six months, but several times a day...
If you don’t have enough money for a full-fledged lunch, eat oatmeal. It is cheaper and more useful, and the time for "preparation" takes as much.
Once you have targeted so many touches about the breadth, apply your fantasy for peaceful purposes - figure out how to make almost tasteless flour pleasant for consumption. For example, I prefer a cup of 300ml. - Half circles of oatmeal + h / l sugar + h / l of oatmeal + h / l of not roasted seeds + boiling up, naturally... 5-10 minutes to evaporate, and you can eat.

P.S Bring to the top, maybe we can save anyone from stomach ulcers.

Football_Fan> suggest plz photoshop, but not Adobe Photoshop.

What about "Nihua"
Tagged: vacuum

The dean (once bitten by the rector) bites only professors or docents, who in turn bite candidates who love to bite graduate students. And only the latter lust students (these only bite peelmen with scholarships). A frequent mutation is observed when a student is bitten by a representative of the military committee and leads to the development of a completely different kind.

Valey: Guess what I did yesterday?
Loki: Did you invite a childhood friend to a duel on puddles? Going to the toilet standing on one leg? He laid a blanket under him and hid himself with a mattress. Have you watched the second third of your favorite movie in the reverse direction? Going for all couples? Throw the garbage in the open window on the first floor of a neighbor’s house? Without a break of 17 hours watched the most unrated videos on YouTube? 5 times called 4242, and then dropped?
Valey... fucking...

xxx: Today, there was a suicide-70 tab of paracetamol, the liver was carried out on the...
Buried the world, why do such fools live?
XXX is a sad story. On the 25th he married, on the 27th he fought with his aunt, and decided to kill himself! With his aunt I communicated, she must kill herself!!! We will save the enemies ;)

to this:

How much is a summary type:
No work experience.

Translated
I sit on the neck of my parents.

To whom did you surrender such naphids?
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It is brilliant, Holmes. And where, fucking, to take this experience, if without experience you do not need anyone?

He was killed by his companion (T) hammer. He buried him and came to remember him. I drank a little and I begin to tell him about anabiotics, that hamsters are a common thing and that it is not possible to bury them yet. The man had fun and ran to check. 40 minutes later, he returns and says, “No, he’s definitely dead.”
I am, it smells badly.
T is no. not found

Love is...?
I will tell you so, comrades, the general music in the players is a jerk.
And if we go on to the virtual topic...

...This is when she (as the leader of the clan) scores on epic campaigns, sheds responsibility on the mask and goes to help you pass the first proof.
This is when she, seeing your slice in the code, will not say a single distinctive word, but will simply correct it. Even later will say "how good you have me, absolutely without mistakes".
That’s when she chooses to play with you online in left4dead and just talk about everything in a row because you’re bored. Instead of going with friends to the cosplay, which I waited for six months.
This is when she will tell you "I will wait" and wait for the message that the contact is online. Whenever it arises. An hour, two or five.
This is when she remembers the number of your ass, your idy in that dull contact, your mobile phone and all the characteristics of your charm.
It’s when she doesn’t be ashamed to show your photos to your girlfriends and say “yes, he’s beautiful, no matter what you are.”
That’s when she doesn’t care why you have a pathos-depressive status.
It’s when she just lives on the network because of one person. Because of you.
Guys, think, maybe you have one, but you don’t notice it.

They only look at those who are paranoid.

Werewolf (10:34:10 29/09/2009)
How does it taste like orbit "granite"? )

muravey
I saw four bombs in the park, they ate a lot.
muravey
I came and looked at his and chatta I wanted to eat it.
The Beer Baron
So if there is no difference, why go to work?