I’ve always wondered why they celebrate two holidays at once: Christmas and New Year. They are far from each other. Congratulations once again?
WOW to give! Theorist of shit. Remember something from that period. I remember, for example, when we gathered together.
ууу: the next memory - how we pull you out of the crossing on January 9, and you ask back - to feed the fish with potatoes.
You frightened us then.
Dimoon had two coats. He took his jacket away because he thought it was his jacket.

One person came to us: at the seminar he spoke, there was a projector, a verpoint, all the things... and he had a presentation called “DIPLOM BLEAT!”2nd"

I got a letter from the tax department. The Order. They say that I am the enemy of the people, and half the country is starving because of me. There is a lack of property tax. by 0.08 RUB.
The world: the world. Because of people like you. Serdyukov was unable to rebuild the army. is shameful.

From the Epson Printing Forum:
Advantages: If the black cartridge is finished, it will still print documents, making it black by mixing other colors!
Disadvantages: does not print black and white documents if the color cartridge is over

The current freezing is:
"The New York Times! You won’t believe we’ve been there all winter!
Yucatán."

xxx: I have a classic neighbor: every day either drills or quarrels with my wife.
Today I woke up from the sudden silence. It became scary. Can I call the police?

I’m almost 24 years old, but still hopefully my mom at work will give me a New Year’s gift with candy.

I went to Yandex and wanted to ask why people don’t fly.
xxx: By chance, instead of "why", I entered "pocemon" and the edge of the eye, before correcting, saw in the hints some long word.
xxx: Curiosity took up, again, already specifically, wrote "Pocemon".
xxx: The tip gave me: "whywill workproblem"
YYY: Yes, it is very symbolic.
And most importantly, it is logical :)

XXX: Take something for tea?
and vodka.
xxx: Figase you sealed yourself in the word "Chocolate"

by Maria:
Fuck... mega-spam... I was offered a vibrator with... guess what?

by Alexei:
The aroma of strawberries?

by Maria:
Fuck...with a built-in camera...I know sex, but it’s...

by Alexei :
Strong – to get to know your inner world more closely

No, it needs to be put.
HGH: It is easier
Oh, and I’t refuse the puddle. Car is desirable.
Tagged: career
But the car will also go :)

Description of the hotel in the Carpathians:
The hotel is nothing. The hostess is confused, always fainting, after telling about her hepatitis C. While the lover hangs on her ears, not forgetting to show her charms. I don't know maybe it's not quite a hotel, I escaped after 2 days

Last working week this year!!!and Uriah!
Artem: In this hell

A beautiful woman is a miracle, a foolish woman is a judo miracle.

A story from my dentist.
At school we had an all-known teacher. Do you know experts in all fields? Whatever the conversation does not touch, he with the smart look of the expert enters the conversation and begins to teach how it is done.
Once he gave a master class in the stomach clinic on the topic - "Making a blind." The material was gips then. He insisted in a few minutes. It was necessary to show when and how to remove the blindness.
The lesson was given on a random patient. Our omniscient got a piece of plaster in the poor man’s mouth and demonstrately went out to smoke. We waited the first five minutes calmly. For the next five minutes we started to worry. After 15 minutes, our patient began to shower. After 20 we have already tried to pull out the plaster ourselves, but in vain. Within half an hour we ran to find our teacher. The patient has already swallowed.
We found our teacher in the hallway. He showed the worker how to stain the wall!!!! to

You know how my son replied to me when I told him - and you know that now the main subjects in school will be physics and bodybuilding?
and Mother! You must understand that the slave must be healthy and understand,
How to cope in times of danger?

F-13: When you look at the barrel, you think, O. barrel!
And when Bear Grylls looks at the barrel he thinks, “Oh! Food boat boat boat boat!

What do parents of ordinary children do when they watch cartoons or swim??? They go into the room, close the door, get under the blanket and have sex.
What do parents of allergic children do?
They also go into the room, they also close the door, they also go under the blanket and... they eat the mandarines!

You might think I’m chewing and fucking.
I don’t sleep with anyone.
I am a hybrid!!! to
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah? to
Maybe it’s cold, I don’t know.

Musophob: Yes, more than 20 counterbasses are not allowed to play the lower string, otherwise Satan will appeal.
Infa is 100%.
Musophob: There was a case in Leipzig in 1879.