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by her (20:18:31 11/09/2008)
Farewell to Poppy

Now we have fighters flying around the city, opening a monument on Flying Street. But the joke is that the opening was supposed to be yesterday, but at the last moment they remembered that September 11th was a mourning in America and somehow we do not have a monument to open in the form of an airplane on that day)

RapSODY and Washes

I am alone, when I go in a crowded bus, and in front of it is a guy, and behind you is pressed by a girl with an elastic butt, I think, "Only, shit, I didn't get up!"

deadhouse(c)

XXX: What are you doing?
YYY: I’m designing my own scientific project!
XXX What?
YYY: It is called the Big Nuclear Combiiner, abbreviated as BYAK. Very soon I will build it and launch it!! to
Will it not explode?
YYY: Are you joking? That will be its whole essence!

Quadus
Do not go out of the car without the machine.
Buying
This is written everywhere.
Buying
What on the car, what on the wheel
Buying
I wonder what they write on the tank forum.
Quadus
I imagine it is scary...
Quadus
He has warmed.
On the way out of the garage something suspicious broke out.
Only two were cut today.
One beat, the other caught and struck in the quilt.
All places near work were occupied.
Parking on a Chinese car.

Serious suicide in Saratov
O_0

The more you learn about life over the years, the more you are surprised – as you have done so far.

Por is alive.

by Yuri Tatarkin

I went to a Vietnamese market to pick my shoes. I entered

A shop that sells shoes. Soon the Russian came to me.

The girl began offering me models of shoes. I choose the one who

I taste better and begin to measure. The 36th was

I asked for a smaller size. This department needs

The size did not appear, and the Vietnamese woman, who was the hostess, asked

I waited a few minutes and ran to another department. To not lose me.

Time for nothing, I decided to go further. I go further and see this.

picture: my Vietnamese already in another department, convulsive, secondary

He washes with the shoe 36th and paints on it with a gel pen size 35. and I

The moral of this story is this: learn, gentlemen.

Businesses need to sell goods...

P.S I did not buy anything on the market that day.

Journalists ask the pilots of the Tu-160 what tasks they performed.

Flying to Venezuela.

- We made the Caribbean tour, showed our presence

Russia has established friendly relations with the people of Venezuela.

Most importantly, they are very profitable!

Diman on September 1 is attached to the line: the hair is tortured in a stunning hairstyle...and filled with "gel")
I liked it before too ;)
When his hair began to smell some familiar smell, I asked him what he smelled them...he turned red, and said that there was no gel mol at home...smelted his hair with shampoo), said, well, what, but the hair is holding, and glowing)...well we cracked up with the boys... at the end of the day...
PS: I think he thought it.)
Oh, but you can't imagine how it rusted over him when it started raining on the street, and his hair started spinning))))))

Look at the internet statistics. 30 GB in August. June – 4 GB
My parents told me I wasn’t preparing for the entrance exams.

Electrotechnical lesson... Teacher: - You are just idiots, you came here at all? I’ve been in school for nine years and now I’m five.
The voice from the audience: - And I was still in the garden time...

Nothing revitalizes in the morning as the wrongly translated time.

Answer to Google:
How to tell your mom that your period has begun
One of the answers: Ento is not a problem yet, then it will be much bigger to say that they haven’t started.

XXX is sick
Yyy: Is the temperature high?
XXX above the room
YYY: I am serious about this. Do you have it or not?
If I don’t have it, I’ll be a superconductor and I’ll be patented.

XXX is
Where are you studying that?
YYYY
Fuck knows
YYYY
:D
XXX is
The meaning?
YYYY
I take the bus back and forth :)

Let the stone throw at me... wait, I didn’t agree.

Monographs

In the bar of the hotel at the next table two men:
“I don’t know what to do... My wife gave me money to buy my shoes.
And you?
And I spent them on a prostitute...What should I say to my wife?
Tell the truth...
What other truth?
The shoes are l.

Unknown Feeling:

In the last few days, I’ve just had someone with spam at work. The theme is predominantly porn, but sometimes there is a beautiful one, such as today - Ilya Lagutenko raised a bearded crab. I always suspected it.

I saw a lot of inscriptions on dirt on the transport, the most pleased this: "Dirty healing, free not to slip")