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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №54652
 09.10.2011
xxx: Have you heard of a girl who did not pump a car type, but opened the state, a grant type?
YYY: And we have in Russia or sauce, or steal, in any other way?
XXX: And that’s canine! 😉
Do you steal yourself?
xxx you are? No is!
YYY: I understand 😉

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №54651
 09.10.2011
The cat survived the white from the territory of the psychiatric dispenser

Associate: It turns out "protein" is best treated by a cat)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №54650
 09.10.2011
<Vlad> Here’s the shake, you’re opening a new shutdown tomorrow, and there the play/stop buttons are not up, but down.
<Vlad> And you’re like this: what did they do?
<Vlad> Or asku updated, and there alignment of the text by the center
<Vlad> And you’re like this: what did they do?
<Anna> is a...
<Vlad> Yes I just think about my interface to this program.
<Vlad> Upstairs chaotically scattered in a hurry items: "About customers"About orders" and so on.
<Vlad> That is. I was going to rework it later when everything was ready, and so far I put it where it got.
<Vlad> But here’s it, people are already accustomed
<Vlad> And then I will sit down, think how they will be comfortable, I will do everything beautiful and cool
<Vlad> And they are like this: how did he do it?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №54649
 09.10.2011
A friend burned:
Now she’s going to play games for girls on my computer, and I’m going to have boys’ parts for the whole screen.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №54648
 09.10.2011
I thought before, I was moderately hairy, and today a fly sat on my hand... and I got confused!

[ + 59 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54647
 09.10.2011
It feels like all those bosses who make you play CS at work, the cheerful and cheerful ancestors, the monsters with whom the whole group regularly wipes the floor of laughter, are somewhere in a different dimension. by Fuck! Take me with you :(

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №54646
 09.10.2011
Yesterday my mom broke the refrigerator 😉
XXX: His solemn release will take place in 45 minutes.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY))
yyy: and I’ll miss it:'(
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY)
YYY: How did she do it?
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX The Rainbow!
I decided to freeze. He started hardly digging the ice, breaking the evaporator. Freon the Tu-Tu =))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
After the freezing, the refrigerator leaked some water.
When I looked in the freezer, the penguins melted in these groceries =) And it seemed like an angry penguin would come and say, “Close the door!”
YYY : :D

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №54645
 09.10.2011
He said, I am not a crapper, right?
She: I have not decided yet.

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54644
 09.10.2011
After I graduated from college, I decided to start studying.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №54643
 09.10.2011
Review of Slipknot - Surfacing

Dmitry: This is a song! The neighbors love her.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №54642
 09.10.2011
aaa> Michael Reva changed family status to "married to "
bbb> married
ccc> changed, to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №54641
 09.10.2011
C for sale:
I bought the S-90 radio.
I look forward to your offers, well, not for space prices, and not for money, of course.

I sell one crown, the radio engineer himself died six months ago. The crowns remained.
Weight 7 grams, gold. The price is contractual.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №54640
 09.10.2011
You would have to adopt a law according to which you can only sit at home on a purchased chair, and if you sit on it in a public place, then you must pay the author of the chair with each ass.
YYY: It seems logical.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №54639
 09.10.2011
"Contacting a snake can be a good way to relieve tension." Relax the muscles of the large and small intestines

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №54638
 09.10.2011
Asian countries face a shortage of women
Survives the strongest, the struggle for the female soon will not be a joke Can China fence with a high fence and arrange a House 2
YYY: You won’t believe it.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №54637
 09.10.2011
She
I am so sure the old lady will die of dissatisfaction.

He is
Then for the eggs his crap and forward.

She
by Fu. I can talk about it with you and I’m so nice 😉

She
And the words fucking, fucking, fucking - I don't know.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №54636
 09.10.2011
Do you talk a lot in Moscow? This is every third natural.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №54635
 09.10.2011
XXX is almost no longer put into the grass.
Shift to heavy drugs.
zzz ahaha
Zzz friends will always help with good advice.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №54634
 09.10.2011
Stop swallowing, stop suffering from a hernia, take care of your home, family, work, take care of yourself, your real life!
That’s what I thought today, sitting with a beer at the computer...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №54633
 09.10.2011
111 You are clean, you are not broken.
222 Yes, there are necrophils, necrophils, and I do not break.

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