I understood that the carpenter was really very old when I counted how many of my former people I had overnight in it... %)

From "The History of Brands":
Nokia - started as a woodworking plant, grew to rubber products production in the Finnish city of Nokia.
My first Nokia phone served 6 years... So I think now: was it wood or rubber?

Did repair recently, ordered in the neighboring city photo wallpapers, delivery EMS imposed payment. Okay, we were driving for a week - this is usual, but these heroic people were able to fold a half-thick cardboard tube with a roll of vinyl wallpapers inside! I refused, but the impression remains :)

...
A: I think it ruins the environment!
Ecology is a science, it cannot be ruined :)
C: Oh, like yesterday I went out on the balcony at night while smoking - watching astronomy!
B: Did you forgive me? You may get sick :D
D: We’ve already gotten sociology fucking here!!!))

I sit with my grandfather in the kitchen. He puts a phone book on his cell phone.
I have a mobile support...and also – a mobile portal! Thinking for a few minutes. Have you heard? I can make a portal and fly to the damn mother!

Today my accountant downloaded a program from the internet. The instructions say that before launching it is necessary to disable the antivirus..

The teacher dictates the lecture today: "Compliance with the norms of speech etiquette is necessary, STOP!!The condition is..."

Download GIMP for Windows:
This version is only for x32 (32 bit) operating systems, if you don’t know what it means, then most likely it’s exactly what you need.

Dialogue at the end of the journey.
So, group, we don’t stretch... we don’t stretch as much as we can repeat! We go out to those buses on the road, see the white ones?
Why are they two? We came in three?
And whoever sits down first, goes away... Why are you all so nervous?

Feodor
Fuck you won’t believe it.
Severe bilateral scotch
It can remove paint from the wall.
But shit, the poster doesn’t hold!

Indeed, we have the Department of Theology at MIFI. In the myth. Nuclear Research University. and nuclear. of theology. by Fuck.

I sit in a line at the hospital next to the registry. On the door to the registry hangs a paper "Call for Home". The door opens, three cute girls come out in an uplifted mood and leave. "They came out", I thought.

by VIO HABRA

XXX is Hi. Interestingly, what is the probability that the random number generator (randomize, /dev/urandom) will give us a text that is completely identical to the content of all volumes of L.N. Tolstoy’s War and Peace.
Is it 2^ (the number of letters of the novel) or much more?

YYY: Each byte must match the corresponding letter. The probability of one coincidence is 1/255. The probability of coincidence of the entire text is (1/255)^n, where n is the number of characters. This is for ASCII.

zzz: This is the number of characters of the alphabet and punctuation in the degree of the number of letters of the novel. In the process of such selection you will receive a nice bonus multi-volume with the continuation of "War and Peace" and an alternative option, where Andrey Bolkonsky is killed by ninja turtles.

Topic from the video of the first channel on how to cook peelings in watermelon.
I cannot understand why?
- on the note of the gastarbayter-trader of strawberries) not all he saverma eat) let diversify the diet of hot food)
- I think there should be a sequel here - how to make something useful from the remaining empty watermelon, a vase there or a night pot )
Obviously something is missing. Drying and filling with yogurt?
I looked at the whole office. Cancelled lunch.
- I think somebody should try to do this )))))))) we can even all the world skynutzo boldchaku on watermelon, peelmen and validol )))
Probably Apple. The love of experimentation.
- Foolish, the phrase "switching peelmen in oatmeal" for me from now on is an apophysis of meaningless action!

M: My brother was married twice. On the same...
J: He didn’t understand everything from the first time?

Yesterday, when I was standing in the kitchen and cooking something, the room suddenly heard such an exhausting cry of a child and a roar that I thought my heart would stop from surprise and the instant thought that something terrible happened. I haven’t run so fast for a long time. It turned out to be a reaction to a spider that suddenly fell from somewhere near him. I don't even know what's worse - that a child is 18 and it's a son (good, a girl) or that with fear he threw in him with a cellphone from the home phone, which no longer works.

By the way
X: I have heard
X: The Department of Theology was introduced into the myth
X is hot?? to
A: I have heard
A temple in the basement.
X: In the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit, we will divide this atom.
The atom triedine!
u: in the name of protons, neutrons and electrons, amine

Loft: That’s not the point you’re telling this kind of publicity "I’m a deer". It was invented by a very intelligent man, and probably even a man. Just think, these are just huge catalogues of cheap idiots.

Children’s innocence has no boundaries.
I’m standing, so I’m preparing to eat. A brother sits next to him and suddenly begins to sing, “I am you boom boom boom, you are me boom boom boom... I don’t know where a seven-year-old could hear this, but now it’s not about it... I, as a brother, had to ask, “You know what this song is about?” " of course About the bubble!"

Yandex news tape: Damage on Downing Street: the head of the Ministry of Finance's cat attacked the prime minister's cat