A group of boys and girls listened to the conversation:

Do you know where this scarring on your hand comes from? I signed one under a pitch.
WOW, and how is it?
He said I would not cut the veins.

I go and think: one pitchball, the other - dubaeb Q_Q

On Wednesday, Vladimir Putin visited a new nursery in Abkhazia, where twins were born a few minutes before the arrival of the prime minister. They called them, of course, Volodya and Dima. Even though they were girls.

>I moved to live in Ukraine. obtained a citizenship.
Previously I was alone and my name was Michael. And now we are two and we have Hailo.

xxx: I come therefore I go to her home, she puts a plate in front of me with some balance from a caterpillar and says - you decide to eat this - I decide to sleep with you
O_O

Often confuse our house of bodies with the store.They forgot.The next call:you sell pork?The husband is dissatisfied.The pork is not today.They do not calm down:And what is it?The husband cries loudly:
The human!!They shouted and threw the phone.

Zoophilia is a sexual deviation.
Not Wikipedia

From the Moscow building, the bus "PAZ" returned with the workers who wiped off their watch. The money was received, the mood raised, and then the cook also caught the cat. The small cat did not want to sit in the basket and thoroughly struck the hostess with a cracking meal. The men let go of jokes and gave scabies advice, and the bus filled a whistle of twenty gloves. The cook didn't stand it and decided to open the jail to look at the cat's condition and somehow calm it. The animal jumped into the gap and crashed under the seats. Everyone in one moment leaned to catch the runner when the bus crashed into a trailer with pipes that stood without lighting. From the impact, metal pipes entered the salon to the very end. Stunned workers rolled on the floor, observing the iron ceiling wherever their heads were. The driver was not seriously injured, he was out of trajectory. The cat was later named "Fart" and was taken to each trip feeding exclusively from a common boiler.

by Svezlo.net

I understand you can steal a phone, well a car, but when 15 cottages were stolen from the country village and nobody saw anything, it was a shit.

Walking near the school. Signature under the button on the lighting 'Click to switch' scratched, children's handwriting scratched 'School explosion'

Open the Wikipedia. We are looking for the article "List of unusual words in English". Let’s go friendly with our "philosophical" knowledge.
— — —
I’m sorry, but after I opened the page, I clicked on the first letter and saw the line of the "words with four “x”: “chohonyushki-ho-ho”" could not read further.

The tank is the most honest machine, it will not be judged about your wallet, and not everyone will want to hang on the road.

Wow, what do you do?
Yes, I paint the eggs in camouflage green.
It is still far from Easter.
Yes, it’s not about Easter, I’ve got a whirlwind XD

Chef: - Lenocka, what does "The Head of the Department of Azky" mean?
Lennochka – Oh! Head of the stock...

Today the teacher murdered. and. and. He explained the method of mathematical induction. and. and.by :
Imagine you were dropped with a parachute. You’ve got somewhere, you’re trying to talk to one person, and you notice that he’s crazy. You’re talking to the second, third, N-n-n – they’re all nonsense! You think you’ve landed on an alien planet, but in fact you’ve just landed in the yard of DURDOM.

You say, youth is bad, school is inadequate.
Here is the official correspondence between our director and the boss.

XXX is
Sanya
YYYY
What did he want?
XXX is
You should have said "a"
YYYY
A is
XXX is
I am on!! The frog fell!! to

Seeker> The Other! This is the happiest day of my life, haha!!!! to
Boba_Tolia> Did you finally catch up? Respect to you ?
Seeker> Fuck with marishka, I am about another. For almost six months, I collected bubbles to all the places in the theater, calculated and measured, invited almost the entire stream there, and the fox was able to write on the terminal, where the places show,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am happy!!! to
Bab_Tola> Mda... So Marinka is still free?

The internet unites.
I was especially aware of this when a former German from Israel called me, a Russian programmer, in Syria, asking why the server of a Chinese firm hosted in the Netherlands began to behave incorrectly.

He died of an excess of feelings, among which the feelings of hunger prevailed.
Cold and thirsty.

I went to the girl in the suburbs - 40 kilometers from Samara. I sat on the sidewalk, on the back seat besides me an older woman on the outskirts of the village, then in the middle of the boys sat years 14-15, and, by the way, I am a 20-year-old guy, not the hillest set, unbarred.
In general, I traveled somewhere halfway, I see, the boy begins to fall asleep on the move simply, straight with his nose. In five minutes, he is cut out completely, and puts a bark on my shoulder... The driver burns this matter in the mirror, and sits, shit, licking. Well, I decided to cuddle... I put so carefully the boy’s hand on his thigh... the boy wakes up, looks at me. I say so, gently:
"Do you feel comfortable, dear?"
His eyes should have been seen.
The driver was roaring so that we barely flew into the quilt))))

Why didn’t you take the wool out of the garden?! to
I couldn’t, there was a lot of work.
WOW: When I got married to you, I didn’t think you would have a job first, not a family first!
Q: And when you added to the message "Hello. How to do? Let’s meet you!"I didn’t think I would marry you