Go to save the sick! My uncle said when he went to work. In the morge.

The bed
The first day as a waitress.

Alexandria
Yes, it’s terrible to work (

The bed
What is that?)

Alexandria
Shortly before the end of the working day falls a half drunk man with aunt in an even more drunk state. I got the menu, everything is done. In three minutes I will receive the order. A man with a cluttered tongue says, "I need 150 vodka, and the girl to fight on the sand." Noting my astonishing look adds: "Well a cocktail like this"

The bed
O_O

Alexandria
I am glad that God has not given me a natural cleverness. Second after five I realized what he meant "Sex on the beach"... x_X

Mitrich: There is nothing worse for a company than a stupid but courageous Sisadmin.

Well, if that happened.

If I see this quote on Basha, I will cut off my male dignity.

– Listen, I have a question, you’re like a ball in the photo, you should probably know...
Give it
Why is the lens round and the photos are rectangular?? to
–...

Just as I walked through the street, I heard:
Are we going to marinate mushrooms? The girl asked her grandmother. No, we’re going to eat them. My grandmother said and laughed strangely.

I like how my mom talks to my girlfriend.
Hello, my girl, the golden sponges!! to
Let her girlfriend only flourish and shine... and she says to her:
What do you want from me, a prostitute in a shirt?

Employee disappeared
XXX: Help the guys.
XXX: where to insert the flash secretary, we have already inserted 2 holes and it is not defined!!! Could you help...?? to

Digger (00:51:23 11/09/2008)
When it comes to a man, I have a good friend, so at first grade I hated him because I thought he was pretending to be a dude. Then it turned out that he did not pretend, we made friends.

Maybe I’m just hypersexual?
Maybe you just have a shirt in your ass? O_O

xmagnusx
I was also interested in the turtle - for example, tried to get out of the armor
Calibro
How is? Why Why?
xmagnusx
And what I saw in the multiples, they get.
xmagnusx
Or do you want to say that in the multiples the truth is shown?

In fact, trees are heavily pressed pebbles.

She: Interestingly, he repaired the car himself afterwards. Where did I do my socks yesterday?
Sorry, it’s not for you.)
He said: I washed them.
She is: Yes? Where did you put them?
Do you have ASKA files?
She: Yes
And what about the socks?

Man (04:29:29 4/09/2008)
I will be back in 4 minutes.

Girl (04:33:35 4/09/2008)
Where is this? Why Why? Why? )

Man (04:33:49 4/09/2008)
Tell me everything ;)

Girl (04:35:00 4/09/2008)
Noah is???? to

Man (04:35:13 4/09/2008)
What is??? Coffee prepared

Girl (04:35:26 4/09/2008)
by LaAadno)

Man (04:35:39 4/09/2008)
Well, okay, so... the mistress travelled...

Girl (04:36:59 4/09/2008)
Coffee is like coffee...)

and Frank:
Listen, I have a problem.
and kefir-100:
What happened?? to
and Frank:
I don’t know where to start!!! to
and kefir-100:
Start from the end...
and Frank:
I am shit!

Two years ago, he was appointed manager of the company. On the second day I found the toilet... started to go there... never met anyone in it, only in the cabins someone was... still thought constantly - that there is a scourge for the assholes such work as you go down - scourge terribly...
Today I found an announcement over the shell - Ladies and Gentlemen! Please do not use the shell temporarily!Oh, I am looking for a man...

Are there ugly ones here? Can you tell me how to live a week on the internet and peelings?It is :'(

What is the average life of a pop-up window?

Temniyelf_Morkrist: Mlia, why am I going for tea as a date? O_O
Because of the girl.
Temniyelf_Morkrist: Fuck, logically, but she has a boyfriend
Have you forgotten to wear clean clothes?
Temniyelf_Morkrist: Maher, go in the ass!
Temniyelf_Morkrist: No, I have not forgotten...

In a pair:
The economic condition of most of our companies develops by a spiral system.
The voice from the back: Oh, spiral, stop and we will stop.