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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №71693
 17.10.2012
My friend-real CO...How - then walked with him, suddenly we see a girl - a bicycle passes by us, away from us by 25 meters and falls...We rush to her, a friend runs first (well I think now will help to get up...), and, no - rushes to her, so, and says - "rush more carefully, otherwise you will fall again", and walked with a sense of duty done further...In general, under my laughter and that girl, I helped her get up))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №71692
 17.10.2012
XXX: What is there?
YYY: ask more specifically
XXX: What is there?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №71691
 17.10.2012
When will the government and state apparatus stop electing members and start taking normal people?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71690
 17.10.2012
List of photos from holiday (Turkey/Egypt)
1st Pictures of Water
1.1 Picture on the shore.
1.2 Photo by the shore, but by the ankle in the water.
1.3 Photo of the belt in the water.
1.4 Photographs on stones.
1.5 Photos in the hotel pool.
1.6 photo in the sea on a yacht.
2nd Pictures in the dunes.
2.1 photo standing in dunes in the bandage
2.2 Photo with dunes bandage with a camel
2.3 Photo in two in dunes
2.4 Photos of transport
Three The Evening Photos
3.1 Photo of how I dressed (as) in the cafe
3.2 Food in the coffee shop
3.3 Photographs with food
3.4 Overall photo at the table
4 Photos at the airport

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71689
 17.10.2012
News from Belarus: smugglers beat a border guard and took his phone
Comment:...and gave a slash, which the border guard said he would complain to his brother...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71688
 17.10.2012
Buying a home in the United States:

- And in Odessa and near the sea you can build a house, for the same price, though without 12 cents :)

There will only be one newcomer. There will be Ukraine.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №71687
 17.10.2012
Technical support please. make next to the button "I like" buttons "I am scared" and "I think, or this user in the edge of fucking"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №71686
 17.10.2012
Elvis ) (10:11) :
Get back the cat"!!! to

Elvis ) (10:11) :
I want to eat (

Elvis ) (10:11) :
These two messages are not related.

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71685
 17.10.2012
Interestingly, how did the real Madonna (which is the Mother of God) relate to the cross? How could she treat the weapon with which her son was executed?
Written by Czelle, 16.10.2012 at 18.04
Czelle: How did she deal with her son’s instrument of execution? She made a small copy and wore it on her neck on a rope. Sometimes I painted in the air.
Written by Genki, 16.10.2012 at 18.16
Genki: Exactly, a copy of the cross, and also with the body of the son. I think real mothers always do that.
Written by red_andr, 16.10.2012 at 19.06

[ + 51 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71684
 17.10.2012
I read about the Russian Post here and can't help but put my five copies. I sent 2 packages with an imposed payment (selled 2 things through the internet barahola), 4 times asked the operator (this is how I felt) if she correctly ordered my package with the imposed payment. Four times I was answered in a sham, say, girl, here you are not monkeys working, we know our business. The packages, by the way, in total pulled for more than 6 thousand. The ruble. And what do you think? This operator eventually sent them as Valuable Deliveries. All of. To my recipients the packages came for free, money I, of course, did not receive any, because they subsequently pretended to be tubes (although here, a clear thing, a lack of conscience and education, but now it is not about them), and in the mail I was first told that everything was arranged correctly (well?) and then, that I was myself to blame for everything, I had to know how the package is processed with the imposed payment. I sent it for the first time and had no idea what it should look like. So, you know, the image of the mail is created by its employees. And the more money goes to rebranding, the better the quality of service.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71683
 17.10.2012
and quiet. I sit home alone. Suddenly, in silence, I begin to distinguish some barely heard nasty scream. He stretches a tone higher, then a tone lower, then returns to a half-tone, and again... I had to get around the whole apartment, check all the TVs, phones, tablets and so on, listen to the working electrical devices, and for the guarantee to inspect all the sockets and pilots. Finally, it seemed that the localization of the sound became clear, and it seemed not to us, but from below. I lie down on the floor and...blin!!! This neighbor sings to her baby!
No, well, of course, what... But fucking, why is it so fake and so fake!

Sadly a baby.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71682
 17.10.2012
From Habr:
A website that could be done in two weeks, we did three months. Nothing can be done in two weeks.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71681
 17.10.2012
WOMAN (09:24:47 17/10/2012)
Funny, it is really funny.
WOMAN (09:30:39 17/10/2012)
Today sat in the bus, next to the old old lady, mothers with small children come in, I sit. The conductor is walking kicks on me, drove to some stop, again comes the mother with the child, then the sense of justice in the conductor is stumbling and she approaches me and asks to give up a place, I'll understand what is written on my forehead?? Why I? Well, I’m upset, I say I’m pregnant at all, and here the picture of the rabbit, this old creature who sat next to me decided to give up a place to this mother with the child, the shit herself barely stands on her feet, well, then I became completely uncomfortable, hardly put this grandmother in place, psychanula, got up and went to the other end of the bus. The rest of the seats turned to the window and looked in the distance, allegedly not noticing how the grandmother and the pregnant woman argued which of them would give up the place to the mother and the child.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71680
 17.10.2012
No, photon: - I'm speed oooooooooooooooh, neutrinos - I'm hard to find and I'm easy to lose. The boson is vanilla))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71679
 17.10.2012
xhhh: I sell a mtsovsky smartphone, the documents are lost, I will give it cheaply
WOW: Lost – now it’s called that?
Zzzz: Who lost it and when?

[ + 42 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71678
 17.10.2012
Hello Leah, how are you?
“Hi, Pash, Fueh, the wedding was... The head is cracking to horror.
So here is the same thing, we will all go and drink.
Wherever you go, you are married now, your wife will beat you.
She went to her mother in the morning.
– and!!! to
- Yesterday everything was great, but still abundant congratulations made known about ourselves, so that by the end of the wedding we already had a good drink. I woke up the first morning. I lie. Not until the end, I decided to make a joke. I jump up with a loud scream: "Shit, ring??? I am married!! How much did I drink yesterday?! My joke is fun, don’t you think? And she left...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №71677
 17.10.2012
A girl from the neighborhood department enters the office:
Q: Can I take you for a moment?
I could not miss the case:
I: Are you sure we have a few minutes?
D is convinced!
I: Noah, you insult me as a man.
You underestimate me as a woman.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №71676
 17.10.2012
How to get to Orla-Bryansk?
The road is beautiful!! As in the 41st first there passed German tanks, and then in the 44th - Soviet back, so since then there hasn't changed anything.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №71675
 17.10.2012
Comments on the September movie "Grabbers":

The movie should have been filmed in Russia.

YYY: The film was shot not for Russia but for Europe, there alcoholism has long been the standard of life. Our bombs are the norm of sobriety compared to them, and the Germans in Turkey are not people at all, blinking cricket machines.

zzz:comments burn and the movie is no longer needed))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №71674
 17.10.2012
Prepaid for lectures:
I have my opinion. But I absolutely disagree with him.

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